Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[jason analberg]

Funny story. SEATAC airport is nowhere near Seattle. It's in Tacoma. If Chris is trying to get Seattle he's not going to make it l. He'll be stranded.

Nothing can seperate an autistic manchild and his ponies. Not even time or space.

 

[ooooooooookie]

In some alternate universe out there Chris is the next Walt Disney.
The greatest creative genius of our time, and it all started in his dad's workshop.
"Dreaming Studio - where dreams do come true."

I'd like to imagine that is what our reality is actually like, and not think of this hell simulation we are in.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I wonder if we'll ever get a full timeline on events.
Who initiated it, when it first started, if it was truly consensual etc.

We have partials.
According to Chris, the sex started on June 27th and occurred once every three days.
He initiated the prospect of sex but says Barb made the first sexual move. He also said Barb was confused, in pain and said “no.”
He got Barb ready to go by massaging and fingering her pussy. He also performed cunnilingus on her. He performed traditional sex with her as well and successfully hit her g-spot with his bent penis, something none of her other selfish lovers had done. He also talked about sticking a sex toy up her anus.
Hope that helps.

 

[Euler's identity]

Has someone already asked and gotten an answer about why the texts are so blurry?

They were taken on a Nokia 3210.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Can we all take a moment to marvel at the absolute hypocrisy of the alphabet lobby claiming that just because he did a bad thing doesn't mean they can take his identity off him.

They fucking did before. How many of them went to bat for Yaniv only when the topless under 12 no parents pool party business came out they all were "we don't accept Yaniv as part of this community" and such.

And they kinda disowned Caitlyn Jenner from her transness when she came out as voting for Orange Man.

So yes. They absolutely can do that, and I bet they will.

 

[Product Placement]

I feel like he's going to die soon. I don't know what it is, but it's a feeling.

Maybe he will go out in a police chase, Thelma and Louise style

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Zog media will just lie and claim Null convinced him to rape his mother for epic win and cite an upcoming politifact article or some other bullshit.

Why are you predicting the MSM will look beyond the surface level of this? Null helping Chris is not something a bunch of talking heads in suits(and the script writers) would know about without researching beyond a few sentences of a Wikipedia article.

 

[Aladdin_Insane]

Fuck man I take a couple of days off the farms and I find this out off fucking Reddit.

The way Chris revealed it is so Chris Chan it rolls back around and punches itself the back of the head.I

knew it might end.

I don't think anyone expected this

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

Barb literally enabled and manipulated Chris into inappropriate intimate activities with her for years to the point where he was having erotic dreams about her and having other sexual fantasies involving his mother. This has likely been going on for years and years. Don't call it a grave, call it the future Barb chose.

nigga you stupid

 

[A Logging Company]

By the way, for those hoping for a police raid on the Brony convention, I decided to look up where Everfree Northwest was happening. It's not in Seattle proper, but an upper-class suburb named Bellevue, meaning they probably have the time and resources to handle and possibly prepare for apprehending Chris.

 

[soulgains]

This isn't a anime

I mean it basically is an anime. Would you seriously put it past these people? This is the same man that tried pretending his real personality was a fictional character, this kind of behavior has to come from somewhere. If Chris is a conniving autist, his Mother is conniving normal person, which is far harder to notice and pick up on than someone whose blatantly on the spectrum.

 

[AnOminous]

As of 2018 he was planning to visit her (without her knowing) and only got put off when someone told him she owned multiple guns. I doubt he'd try and go to her now, though.

I really feel bad for Megan. She was just a nice person who saw he was lonely and tried to be a friend to him and then got totally humiliated by him.

I'm pretty sure she will have heard about this.

Honestly, getting shot by Megan is about the best end he can hope for at this point. After she tells him to think about the rabbitsSonichus.

 

[Pinochet Was Right]

I wonder how long it will be until the entire situation involving Chris is blamed on KiwiFarms?

You mean it hasn't already? It was the very first thing Gunt did

 

[King Kiwi]

If Chris was raping his mother, he should overdraft as much as he can, take that $750 and just go wild with the last of his freedom or try to go to Mexico.

I don't think Chris is going to run, too lazy.

Probably already spent the 750 on g5 merch anyways

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Barb literally enabled and manipulated Chris into inappropriate intimate activities with her for years to the point where he was having erotic dreams about her and having other sexual fantasies involving his mother. This has likely been going on for years and years. Don't call it a grave, call it the future Barb chose.

people often dont understand the difference between 'fault' and 'responsibility'

a woman getting raped because she was careless doesnt make it her fault of course, but it was still her responsibility to take precautions

with barbara, this is the only case where i can really say that it feels like its the other way around
it wasnt her responsibility to prevent it. there was nothing she could do. but it may have been her fault
she brought this on

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Barb created her own monster and I have no sympathy for her. She's a classic narcissistic mother.


“The mother gazes at the baby in her arms, and the baby gazes at his mother's face and finds himself therein ... provided that the mother is really looking at the unique, small, helpless being and not projecting her own expectations, fears, and plans for the child. In that case, the child would find not himself in his mother's face, but rather the mother's own projections. This child would remain without a mirror, and for the rest of his life would be seeking this mirror in vain.” - Donald Woods Winnicott

 

[dramamine]

I wonder how long it will be until the entire situation involving Chris is blamed on KiwiFarms?

if chris gets convicted of anything and sentenced, and the news outlets pick up the story, that's when

 

[The Cunting Death]

Funny story. SEATAC airport is nowhere near Seattle. It's in Tacoma. If Chris is trying to get Seattle he's not going to make it l. He'll be stranded.

SeaTac is literally the name of the city

 

[Kier]

If Chris flees to Seattle and stays homeless on the streets, maybe the Tranch will get their tacticool gear and 'extract' him.

 

[Hoodie]

you know what. Barb Ina dementia-ridden state, might have rambled about her sex life in the past, and dumbass Chris thought that was an invitation