Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Josterman]

Oh yes, it keeps getting worse.

Its gets more bigger and messier

 

[biozeminadae1]

He is a living example that males can be sexually abused too

There was ever any doubt?

 

[Slowinthemind]

Olive Garden salads are only slightly more fresh than Barb's

True but both are vegetables.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Has Chris ever said anything about wanting to fuck dogs?

He did once say that he could see himself fucking a 'sexy' dog, 'like Lassie'.

 

[Freya]

He REALLY fucked himself with this. A completely incompetent retard would not have been capable of doing that.

Not to mention he's demonstrated he knew fucking his mom was wrong on some level.

That he stole money from her in violation of a protective order just makes it worse.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

"A few people laughed..a few people..cried......most where silent"

 

[Cosmologic]

This sounds kind of like you're saying Barb deserved to be raped and robbed. Based.

nah. i’m saying that this ENTIRE situation, all of it, is a product of shitty parenting and a completely unchallenged sense of entitlement. barb isn’t deserving of being raped or robbed but at the same time, chris’s actions aren’t surprising given how he was raised and the types of ideas he absorbed early on.

 

[SlipNHonk]

this entire situation is exactly what happens when you have parents like barb and bob. if you don’t give your child any rules, punishments, or consequences for 40 years and give them no reason to improve, you get chris chan. if you don’t seek immediate mental health treatment for your child, a certified public menace, you get chris chan. if you coddle your child and refuse to believe that they’re responsible for their own actions even if they DO have autism, you get chris chan. if you allow your child to stalk and harass women and enable (or even encourage) that behavior, you get chris chan.

his story is such a cautionary tale. it’s everything wrong with letting your child run rampant with no boundaries or punishments, making them believe that they’re entitled to special treatment because they’re autistic, and never clipping their wings and giving them the opportunity to live as an adult on their own. just a horrific combination of so many things, but as with most criminals, it starts at home.

A step by step guide for parents who've recently discovered their child has autism.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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he looks more like the dog

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Yes.
Homelessness, progression of shizophrenia, disease, sexual abuse (with Chris as the victim this time), and jailtime.

I’m really not looking forward to reading Chris’s childish descriptions of these awful experiences when they arrive.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

Where did it all go wrong?

Was it the contest? The God-bear? Perhaps that very first time he decided to look his name up on the internet?

The one thing I know for sure is that Bob should have cut down that internet long, long before his passing.

 

[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]

No offense but I'm not getting off til the ride ends. I missed the beginning but I'll be damned if I miss the end.

We're watching the real time Truman Chris Show unfold and we've all got front row seats.

 

[Swirling weeb]

null retires to tend to his banana peppers and cry in sheer disappointment

 

[Vyxenn]

There was ever any doubt?

A lot of people are dismissive of the concept of males being abused in any form. They just get told to "man up" no matter what happened.

 

[Penis-Kun]

There’s always zoophilia, pedophilia, necrophilia, or just straight up murder.

The new saga starts with Chris "accidentally" running over a puppy with a car...

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I wonder how long he will have the hotel, without the GFM money and all. We all know that he won’t be able to use the funds he sent to himself responsibly, instead he’ll create a new hoard of Legos inside his minivan.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I found out about him just before 14 BC was purged by fire.

I'd do anything to go back to the days when that was the biggest thing to happen in Christory for a while.

At this point we might have to all at once run counter to the earth's rotation like Christopher Reeves' Superman to time trave back to prevent this shit from happening in the first place.

Either that or we shit ourselves and do nothing.

 

[Fapcop]

Say... What are the chances of Chris going to that con in a really poor disguise, getting immediately recognized and enters Hedgehog Defensive mode when the security guard show up?!

 

[Kingfisher9000]

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>didn’t change Alabama to Virginia
The thread’s moving fast so I don’t blame you for not putting too much work into a shitpost, but the most I can give you here is a 6/10. Also I’m not sure I understand the reference, does she fuck her mom in that movie?

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

Say... What are the chances of Chris going to that con in a really poor disguise, getting immediately recognized and enters Hedgehog Defensive mode when the security guard show up?!

Non-zero.