Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Marshal Mannerheim]

All this time I thought the DDS money went into Chris' account.

I thought the tugboat was paid into Barb's account because Barb took a lot of it to pay for the mortgage?

If Chris is being paid pocket money by Barb than that would indicate that he probably isn't being paid by the DSS because I don't think Barb would willingly give him pocket money on top of the tugboat.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Usually if someone is considered this incompetent they have a payee who receives the money to make sure they don't buy stupid shit and actually pay important stuff like food/bills etc.

Barb failed at that, too.

 

[Cosmologic]

this entire situation is exactly what happens when you have parents like barb and bob. if you don’t give your child any rules, punishments, or consequences for 40 years and give them no reason to improve, you get chris chan. if you don’t seek immediate mental health treatment for your child, a certified public menace, you get chris chan. if you coddle your child and refuse to believe that they’re responsible for their own actions even if they DO have autism, you get chris chan. if you allow your child to stalk and harass women and enable (or even encourage) that behavior, you get chris chan.

his story is such a cautionary tale. it’s everything wrong with letting your child run rampant with no boundaries or punishments, making them believe that they’re entitled to special treatment because they’re autistic, and never clipping their wings and giving them the opportunity to live as an adult on their own. just a horrific combination of so many things, but as with most criminals, it starts at home.

 

[Cletus Kasady]

I want to get off the ride

No offense but I'm not getting off til the ride ends. I missed the beginning but I'll be damned if I miss the end.

 

[Rotollo 2]

You hate to see it. But, on the other hand, you love to see it.

Save that wording for when the chancest tape gets released

 

[Pogchamp69]

Who has the movie rights?

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Same; the house fire was my first “big” Christorical event.

this is actually my first big Christorical event, and it´s horrible, I could wish that my first event could be pony shit or something

 

[Cilleystring]

I dont care what anyone says i'm still pumped for my cwc silver coin

 

[ShittlerNiggler]

Chris will be off the ride before us

 

[HumanHive]

I really don’t wanna ask this but
can things get any worse?

Yes.
Homelessness, progression of shizophrenia, disease, sexual abuse (with Chris as the victim this time), and jailtime.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

I've ricocheted from detail into complete acceptance. Chris is a rapist? Sure, why not. What's next, buddy? Let's just skip right to the Murder Saga already.

Who would Chris murder? Would he track down Liquid and shoot him in front of his patients?

 

[OrionBalls]

this entire situation is exactly what happens when you have parents like barb and bob. if you don’t give your child any rules, punishments, or consequences for 40 years and give them no reason to improve, you get chris chan. if you don’t seek immediate mental health treatment for your child, a certified public menace, you get chris chan. if you coddle your child and refuse to believe that they’re responsible for their own actions even if they DO have autism, you get chris chan. if you allow your child to stalk and harass women and enable (or even encourage) that behavior, you get chris chan.

his story is such a cautionary tale. it’s everything wrong with letting your child run rampant with no boundaries or punishments, making them believe that they’re entitled to special treatment because they’re autistic, and never clipping their wings and giving them the opportunity to live as an adult on their own. just a horrific combination of so many things, but as with most criminals, it starts at home.

This sounds kind of like you're saying Barb deserved to be raped and robbed. Based.
E- first quote not necessary.

 

[Chantal's 12-step sponsor]

I don't know if its been said, the thread is moving too quick for me to keep up, but the money transfer being theft might be murky.

If Chris is titled on the account as a co-signer then technically the bank would see the money as jointly owned, despite whatever arraignment Barb and Chris have.

Even if Chris is not the account, typically they would be looking for Barb to confirm its family fraud and is okay with the bank perusing prosecution. However, Barb most certainly would qualify as a vulnerable adult, so if the bank gets wind of the situation, they will be required to report it due to government regulations (FEEVA).

I don't really know what happens after the bank reports it, but if Barb waves if off like its no big deal, it would probably make that difficult to prosecute.

That said, I've never watched a training video where the old person in the video is also being molested by their children who are stealing from them, I feel like this is new ground.

I'm sure the EPO changes things though, it might not be up to Barb to determine if its legitimate family fraud.

No way Chris was on that account. Would a transfer even be necessary if he was? And if for some reason he was on the account, I would think it would have been shown as both their names on the transfer.

 

[DJ Grelle]

Okay so inevitably this black swan event will get topped. The question is: which lolcow, how would they do it and when would they do it?

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

So now that it's been established that Chris-Chan is willing to go so far as to RAPE HIS MOM....That begs the question. Would he rape again? Put yourself into a retard's shoes. If you knew you were going to jail. You are on borrowed time. Do you think Chris is capable of raping again?

Would he target people he knew? Women in his life that never gave him the time of day or rejected him? There isn't even a warrant out for his arrest. I'm going through all of these weird scenerios where Chris will commit a crime knowing he's going to go to jail.

If he did end up trying to do it again, it would be with women whom he was close to and were disabled to an extent. I don't think he would survive the wrath of an able-bodied normal woman he's trying to grope.

 

[Blue_Snow]

Yeah, and the amenities are honestly likely better in prison. Most inpatient facilities will literally force patients to turn in their plastic silverware after meals, and you don't go anywhere unattended.

The silver wear… it depends on the facility. There is the honor system. However, plastic they don’t care as much since it’s harder to harm yourself …or make deeper cuts. He’s more likely to hang himself in the showers than cutting his veins

 

[AnOminous]

No offense but I'm not getting off til the ride ends. I missed the beginning but I'll be damned if I miss the end.

The ride NEVER ends. This isn't a joke, it's a reality. Enjoy forever with us.

 

[AmazingEagle]

I really don’t wanna ask this but
can things get any worse?

Oh yes, it keeps getting worse.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It's the 31st in Amurica you foreign person you. Not yet.

I believe that when the 1st falls during the weekend they make sure the checks go in on Friday. They couldn’t take the wailing of ghettos and old people if they had to wait one extra day for the money.

I’m assuming the 1st is still the pay day. I just remember years ago insane lines at grocery stores - at the service desk due to ppl cashing checks and shopping due to EBT money -on the first of the month and therefore always avoided having to grocery shop around the first of the month.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

No offense but I'm not getting off til the ride ends. I missed the beginning but I'll be damned if I miss the end.

The ride only ends when Chris does.
Personally I'm hoping for a prison saga, Chris getting jacked, getting a Sonichu tat, and then going out in a blaze of glory during a 1 man tard riot.