Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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While it's not related to Chris banging Barb, there's another interesting piece of foreshadowing all the way back in 2009. When asked in a Mumble call what he'd do if he couldn't live in Barb's house anymore, Chris smugly told Clyde he'd just beg another family member to take him in.

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Fast-forward 12 fucking years, that's exactly what he tried to do, and when he was promptly turned down he had no other option but to sleep in his car. Despite all the donations he got over the years, he never bothered saving any of it for an emergency or making any backup plans. Chris just expected things would work themselves out like he always did.
 
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Everything's that has happened seems to be the culmination of his arrogance and self-annointed godhood.

I think the Geno Samuel documentary inflated his already-bursting ego (that's not a slight at Geno) and I think the Andy Warhol book poured fuel into the fire too. Chris had truly gotten to a point where he believed his every action was justified on a divine plane and that he could do nothing wrong. Granted, he's so autistic that I could see him not understanding why this is wrong, but I can't even blame the trolls for this. A man who claims to love his mother should have the foresight to not have sex with her, consensual or otherwise.

He isn't going to feel the tiniest bit of regret until it occurs to him that he's not going to his precious Bronycon. That is all he wanted for the last two years and now he's thrown it away for no reason. He wasn't being coerced or blackmailed (to my knowledge), he was just being haughty. If he kept this a secret 'til Everfree, he would've had one more adventure before he inevitably told somebody. Him losing contact with Null has got to be the final nail in the coffin for this guy. Not even the weens are gonna look out for him now.

Sockness might still be a viable option, however.
 
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Cosmologic said:
rocky obviously knows what happened at this point, right? i wonder if chris has reached out to her for help or if she’s reached out to him.
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Rocky retired as a pastoral counselor a few years back. Moreover, Chris stopped going to Wesley Mem years before that, having become disenchanted with church. Who knows the last time they've spoken.

Besides, she has her own Chris-Chan/rape story to deal with.
 
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Return The Slab said:
If he really plans to fly to Seattle, that is a testament to his inability to change.

Imagine this:
You're on the run.
You've just been found out playing slip and slide with your mothers gash
You've been served a protective order against contacting her
The world is crashing down on you
Youre homeless but still have one person left whos helping you
You steal $750 from your mother and lie to that one person
Fuck him because you're going to the promised land- Brony Con Seattle
Book flight using stolen money
Dodge trolls, weens, and jerkops on the way to the airport
Fly to Seattle. Magi chan is guiding you.


Reach the gates of sanctuary
Immediately get grabbed by jerkops anticipating your autistic obsession with children's toys.

Spend the rest of your in a 6'×8' hole with no idea of how this could happen to a cpu goddess
Clyde Cash weeps from heaven.
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Zelos Wilder said:
I was expecting a brony con arc, but I guess it really is time for something completely different.
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You know you've reached the point of no return when people who write stories about horses fucking each other want nothing to do with you.
 
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Dangus Bang Boon said:
He did it... that old bastard finally did it!!!!!!

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This is proof that all legacy media outlets are tabloids, not that Chris-chan's alleged incest is a hugely important story.

This is the most important event on Earth right now, though.

EDIT: You summummabitch, ya got me!
 
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