Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Are you guys ready for the TransMST3K?
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Are you guys ready for the TransMST3K?
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Please do this, Jake. I want to see a man with no understanding of the real world struggling to come up with awkward zingers about being trans, a subject he somehow knows nothing about. While his co-hosts try to work around it, occasionally giving a forced laugh and trying to drag things back on topic after he goes off on yet another irrelevant and unfunny tangent.
 
Please do this, Jake. I want to see a man with no understanding of the real world struggling to come up with awkward zingers about being trans, a subject he somehow knows nothing about. While his co-hosts try to work around it, occasionally giving a forced laugh and trying to drag things back on topic after he goes off on yet another irrelevant and unfunny tangent.
Who doesn't want to watch an MST3K rip-off helmed by a fat dude in a bad wig and a dress, filling in 99% of the run time with Googleshngs about lesbian rape gangs and secret Nazis?
 
Who doesn't want to watch an MST3K rip-off helmed by a fat dude in a bad wig and a dress, filling in 99% of the run time with Googleshngs about lesbian rape gangs and secret Nazis?
I wonder if he recognizes that MST3K had an entire writing team and watched each film dozens of times while they all wrote and timed out an episode's worth of jokes.

Maybe he'll finally watch The Crying Game, though. It'd be funny to hear him blindsided by the lack of "transphobia," and what I can only assume is Jake's complete lack of context for The Troubles.
 
I wonder if he recognizes that MST3K had an entire writing team and watched each film dozens of times while they all wrote and timed out an episode's worth of jokes.

Maybe he'll finally watch The Crying Game, though. It'd be funny to hear him blindsided by the lack of "transphobia," and what I can only assume is Jake's complete lack of context for The Troubles.
I'm sure he's talking about what he sees as easy targets, like Ace ventura. Even though, given a little thought, the Jim Carrey movie doesn't really support the trans analysis, because they used an actual woman to play a trans woman, and if all traps look like Sean Young, well...
 
I'm sure he's talking about what he sees as easy targets, like Ace ventura. Even though, given a little thought, the Jim Carrey movie doesn't really support the trans analysis, because they used an actual woman to play a trans woman, and if all traps look like Sean Young, well...
“I’m watching this and I’m thinking hey, this character is supposed to be trans, but she doesn’t have a big ol’ beard.”
 
Violet Cassandra Ocean of New London, CT has some thoughts on the Kiwi Farms:
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Chris rapes his mother, Jake most affected.
Are you guys ready for the TransMST3K?
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"Hey is anyone I know a cute tomboy who shares my interests and sense of humor? Wanna hang out and watch a movie? Purely for pragmatic reasons of course haha."
I believe in you Jake, just keep asking.
 
I thought his list of requirements actually ended with "- I don't want to say" and it makes sense as the secret clause to reject someone without having to tell them why.

The thought of two trannies and a twitter trans-man watching old exploitation movies is actually funny if they're all on Jake's level of insanity/expertise. Trans-man will have innate expert opinions on guns, bar fights and jumping cars over broken bridges, Jake can point out every transwoman in the prison shower scene based on who he finds attractive(still hasn't seen female genitalia because they're all so hairy down there), PHH will play a fighting game in the background...
 
Isn't it oddly satifying that as much shit happens in the world of cows, Violet still remains the exact goddamn same as six or seven years ago. Walk the moon and fetty wap may never have another hit, but there will always be this schizoposting piece of 2015 right here for us to go back to. Can't think of other cultural artifacts we're never getting back from 2014-5 or that made it through 2016 unchanged. Should def make the poll be about who the big patreon donor really is.
 
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A REAL WOMAN WOULD CUT A BITCH, VIOLET :jaceknife:
He’s mentioned this specific event before in a different context, talking about how someone on a Discord started shit talking Jake Alley or something (maybe they were shit talking Secret Gamer Girl, but I think it was Jake) to him because they didn’t recognize his Discord name. I can actually believe that this happened, I just also think that sharing the actual screenshots would be an even bigger narc injury than the validation of destroying someone’s reputation.
 
He’s mentioned this specific event before in a different context, talking about how someone on a Discord started shit talking Jake Alley or something (maybe they were shit talking Secret Gamer Girl, but I think it was Jake) to him because they didn’t recognize his Discord name. I can actually believe that this happened, I just also think that sharing the actual screenshots would be an even bigger narc injury than the validation of destroying someone’s reputation.
I also suspect that, just as much as I do think people talk mad shit about Jake Alley because why wouldn't you, that whatever evidence he has that he thinks is damning is probably incredibly mild. After all, it's Jake, who thinks something being said "to his face" is something someone said online that he could keep a log of. It's likely to be Zoe Quinn forgetting that Jake changed his name to Violet, or someone accidentally using they/them because they weren't sure what pronouns the bearded gnome was using.

Implying he's a pedophile is probably something no one else could possibly take from the interaction except Jake - though the thought did occur to me that it would be hilarious if that implication was there because the person confused him for Sarah 'Butts' Nyburg. But it's Jake, who somehow has had his life absolutely ruined by Nazis spreading rumours about him but still has enough of a life to lose should he provide a shred of evidence for anything he's ever accused anyone of. Claiming to have mountains of evidence for all his outlandish claims and then never posting any of it is just what he and his kind does. Just trust and believe, Twitter people - why would sweet little Violet ever lie to you?
 
do it you spineless loser !!! spill those flavorless boiled beans you've been stewing bitterly over for however many years. of course it will be exactly what @Next Task said and have zero effect on anyone else, and also nobody outside of this forum will read past the first paragraph of the tumblr post... but WE'LL read it...
 
Implying he's a pedophile is probably something no one else could possibly take from the interaction except Jake - though the thought did occur to me that it would be hilarious if that implication was there because the person confused him for Sarah 'Butts' Nyburg. But it's Jake, who somehow has had his life absolutely ruined by Nazis spreading rumours about him but still has enough of a life to lose should he provide a shred of evidence for anything he's ever accused anyone of. Claiming to have mountains of evidence for all his outlandish claims and then never posting any of it is just what he and his kind does. Just trust and believe, Twitter people - why would sweet little Violet ever lie to you?
Maybe it involved that pedo-baiting pfp that he used for so many years coupled with the name "secretgamergrrl" which, if you were to meet in a chatroom, anyone would immediately assume to be either a fed or a 45 year old pedophile trying to swap cp.
 
I also suspect that, just as much as I do think people talk mad shit about Jake Alley because why wouldn't you, that whatever evidence he has that he thinks is damning is probably incredibly mild. After all, it's Jake, who thinks something being said "to his face" is something someone said online that he could keep a log of. It's likely to be Zoe Quinn forgetting that Jake changed his name to Violet, or someone accidentally using they/them because they weren't sure what pronouns the bearded gnome was using.

Implying he's a pedophile is probably something no one else could possibly take from the interaction except Jake - though the thought did occur to me that it would be hilarious if that implication was there because the person confused him for Sarah 'Butts' Nyburg. But it's Jake, who somehow has had his life absolutely ruined by Nazis spreading rumours about him but still has enough of a life to lose should he provide a shred of evidence for anything he's ever accused anyone of. Claiming to have mountains of evidence for all his outlandish claims and then never posting any of it is just what he and his kind does. Just trust and believe, Twitter people - why would sweet little Violet ever lie to you?
It could be someone leaning towards Hecht in the Clawshrimpy drama and they saw SGG run rampant misinformation on twitter in favor of the latter and talked about it in a discord when Violet was present.
 
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