Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

[The Weed Wizard]

Jesus christ imagine being a cop on this case, I bet hes describing it to them the same way hoping they'll find it romantic.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Let me turn to fucking dust already.

 

[AbyssGazer]

I wonder if Chris used lube or if he tried to go in dry.

 

[Check Your Roof]

Well, shit on the internet hasn't shocked me in years. This shit actualy made me nauseous.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

Every 3 days.

 

[Account]

She and I have our romps in the sack every three nights at the present.

remember this the next time someone tells you "incest is wincest"

 

[Postal Dude]

Hold my breath as I wish for death, oh please God wake me...
What the fuck is going on anymore? What is this? What is happening?

 

[None More Black]

it's gross but i'm so desensitized by chris doing gross shit that it's just making me laugh

 

[Seven Inches]

One more critical piece of evidence for the criminal trial.

 

[The Last Stand]

"Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend"​

i thought we already knew everything bout Barb*
edit: wait its actually barb

Less you think about it, the better.

 

[RurkerHivemind]

I'm gonna post this here as well.
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I think this perfectly sums up the situation.

Trolls: You could not live with your failure. And where did that lead you? Back to me......

 

[Imperial Citizen]

This is going to be used in court, isn't it?

 

[Fareal]

If he did actually use condoms, that plus the sex manual and the attempts to conceal her identity from others all go in evidence towards his understanding that what he was doing was criminal in nature. The whole thing is so fucking intentional. You can forget your “too retarded to know what he was doing” line of defence now.

If he used condoms it was 100% to guard against anything being found in her. Christ.

 

[Check Your Roof]

Yesterday - Chris isn't fucking Barb, he is just autisticaly covering for his much older girlfriend.

Today - Chris's older girlfriend was a cover-up, he was fucking Barb all this time

If we could turn back time... To the good old days...

When our mommas sang us to sleep but now we're trooned out

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

Kinda wish I was in the timeline whereby Megan accepted his courtship.

That would have been the good timeline.

 

[Weed]

God, to think he was talking about his fucking mom. Yeah he's a retard, but this basically confirms that he knows what he's doing is fucked up, because he's actively trying to hide it. This saga is making me feel empty. No laughs, no memes. Just numbness.

 

[Joan Nyan]

Condoms are being used in the intercourse.

Anyone know whether rape kits are still useful if a condom was used? Might make it harder to find physical evidence sadly.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This is going to be used in court, isn't it?

hope so

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Hind sight is 20/20. I can’t believe he thought it a good idea to do this, one, but to then brag about it, thinking that this wouldn’t get leaked if/when people found out? Chris is sick. He’s beyond help at this point.

He's always been beyond help, you're only just realizing it.

 

[superthermite]

>He bought a book to learn how to rape his elderly mother
Holy shit...