Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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"I have called the police" - on who Kevin? The entire fucking internet? I'm dying to know what he told them, and how much the cops collectively laughed about him when he hung up lol
Oh, you know who he likely called the cops on.
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Is Kevin going to report himself to the police? He doxed himself in an unboxing video and left the video up for months.

Also he's starting a GoFundMe for vet bills and for "dealing with hater trolls" bills, what?

He also unhid the "little fairy" pics, for anyone keeping up with that sort of thing.

And one of nony's friends laugh reacted on his post so prepare for a ton of screenshots of that girl's profile from Kevin, lol.
 
So I guess Kevin really hasn’t ever checked here or else he’d know that he was doxed by himself months ago and nothing happened.

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I wonder if he gave them Vangelina’s name even though she clearly doesn’t live in America.
So he probably named the Magnificent Seven like Momokun and Vamplettes...aka a whole lot of people who haven't spoken to him in over a year or more. Good job Kevin, you got em!
 
10/10 was worth it, would doxx again but with apartment number next time.
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Update: He handed the cops a crumpled up Burger King receipt with "Mariah Mallad" misspelled on the back, in crayon.View attachment 2395421

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Thanks for this glorious update, @faggot fucker. Just for the record, here are transcripts of the posts you shared:

"I have called the police. Hopefully this all ends soon." - Kevin

"The internet couldn't get me to kill myself so they posted my address. I'm pretty sure tormenting someone to the point of suicide and endangerment is a crime. Posting my address is making me suicidal.
My to do list:
1. Contact the police
2. Contact a lawyer

3. Try to arrange some type of go-fund-me to account for the 3000 lost in vet bills and the sheer work hours it takes to deal with these cringe lords." - Kevin

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"People have been named in the police reports. All I can say is any continued harassment will result in a real arrest." - Kevin
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Oh, Kevin Hanft - what a perpetual victim, melodramatic liar, and delusional sack of shit.

NOTE: Even though Kevin is the only "visible" partner at the moment, it's important to remember that Lori is always actively lurking in the background of any drama. Her life revolves around drama (and compulsively taking selfies). Lori typically uses her current minion to serve as a drama instigator, a scapegoat for her shitty behavior, and a human shield against backlash. It's easier for Lori to twist the narrative to her benefit and avoid accountability from behind the scenes. Kevin is nothing more than a sacrificial lamb to Lori and his usefulness is wearing thin with these embarrassing edgelord histrionics.
 
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Kevin I thought you already had a lawyer. Also, it's not going to be a good look for him IF, and that's a big IF, authorities do a proper investigation and see a lot of those threats coming from inside the house. "I was just defending myself, that's why I threatened to kill people!!!"
 
Kevin I thought you already had a lawyer. Also, it's not going to be a good look for him IF, and that's a big IF, authorities do a proper investigation and see a lot of those threats coming from inside the house. "I was just defending myself, that's why I threatened to kill people!!!"
B-BUT IT'S ALL THE SAME SEVEN IP ADDRESSES! THAT'S WHAT MY CASEWORKER SAID!!!!

Guess there's no caseworker either, huh mate?
How insane would he look to the cops if he actually did file a police report and accuse people that he has no proof of? It's more than seven now right?

People he probably "named" if he did are:
Magnificent Seven
Nony and co.
Vangelina Skov?
Vangelina's YouTube commenters?
Literally anyone who reacted to any posts ever


For online "harassment" the most you can do is just block the people harassing and never respond, but Kevin has always chosen to respond to trolls in violent and spastic ways. But if he did actually choose to file something, he would have to have gone down to the police station and filed an actual claim and have evidence to support the claims. Commenting "Vamplette, is that you? I bet that's you!" on a YouTube video is not enough "evidence."

And who was telling him to kill himself? I never saw that, but maybe he's listening to too many rap lyrics again.
 
But wait - there's more!

:lunacy: MORE KEVIN HISTRIONICS: Kevin, no one on KiwiFarms has ever stated that they want you to harm or kill yourself. If anything, there were and are some posters here who are rooting you on, hope you get the psychological help you need, and want to see you escape from this abusive relationship with Lori. If you are feeling suicidal, go to your nearest emergency room and seek help immediately. On another note, you recently changed the story about your leg cut from coerced self harm to costume making accident. What's the truth?

"People have been named in the police reports. Screenshots have been submitted. Does anyone else think joking about this stuff (tw: self-harm / suicide) is a joke? All I can say is any continued harassment will result in a real arrest." - Kevin
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"On a lighter note, certain people on ig, fb, and irl are living proof that you can be respectful and supportive and not support slander and lies. You all and this girl are the reason I AM in a good place mentally." - Kevin
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EDIT: Kevin deleted all of his "police report" posts.



:lunacy: KEVIN THE HARASSER: Kevin is back to harassing nony9799 and her friends by lying about and threatening police involvement. For the record, Kevin is targeting and harassing nony9799 because she made a comment a few weeks ago on a public video about Lori and Kevin's dramatic history. He is also continuing to make bizarre and delusional accusations about her and her friends. I wonder what the real police would think of Kevin's lies, threats, and continuing harassment of innocent individuals.

NOTE: Edited to clarify. Thanks, @MemesHype!

NONY9799: "...got some ocean front property in Arizona I'd sell to you real cheap there bud"

KEVIN: "Hello [redacted], with the permission of my local police department, I am informing you several of your names have been included in a harassment police report against us. If the behavior continues and I report it again you will be arrested, since your names are the only real ones the police were able to get so far this is who I'm sending the message to. They will look up the ips and find you that way. Your names are on police documents. Tell your friends to sop [stop]. All the screenshots have been sent to the police. You seemed relatively a bystander, but these are real crimes you're getting involved in and someone will get convicted if this continues. We don't want money or property. We want peace."

NONY9799: "I have absolutely no idea what my friends have said to you, but I hope the 'police report' you filled has your messages and whatnot in it too. From what I'm hearing you send threats to them, not quite the other way around. I've yet to see or hear of anyone saying anything about violence or anything about 'killing yourself' or anything of that nature. But i don't sit there and talk to my friends about you, only time I've talked to anyone about you was 'who tf is this guy and why is he messaging me'. I don't know you dude. I don't care to know you. What you say is funny (to me), so I laugh. Humor is subjective. I'm sure there are things you laugh at that I don't. That's the way the world works. But I will tell you this, if you're gonna come at me you better come at me swinging kid, I don't take kindly to threats either."

KEVIN: "I'm not threatening anyone. If you feel that way you should really consider the morality of your own actions. Your stupid friend is posting my address. If you think a message telling you all to stop it or I'm going to file a police report is a threat, you clearly don't understand harassment and defamation is illegal. Let alone posting someone's address. The police told me to message anyone who isn't blocked and then reblock you all once I've sent out the warning. So if your friends keep going I can't promise they won't be charged / arrested. Lmfao its so sad some fat old guy telling me to 'come swinging' you should watch your own phrasing :)"

NONY9799: "Laughing at something that I find funny is not a moral charge in any way shape or form. I'm not going to feel bad for finding something funny. I don't know anything about leaking an address, I really don't. I have no desire for your address even if it was leaked. I'm not even old bro lol I'm probably within a few years of you. Yea I'm a fat guy but that's not an insult haha it's pointing out the obvious. I really hope you know the difference between an expression and a threat, but I guess I wouldn't expect much else from someone who's IQ and shoe size match"

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"Stop supporting harassment toward us or you will be included in my next police report. I have screenshots of you supporting slanderous content" - Kevin harassing Nony9799's friend
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Since law enforcement is all the rage everywhere on KiwiFarms the last few days, I would like to state that if someone is being harassed, law enforcement would never ever ever tell the person being harassed to contact their harassers. Much less to insult them and call them "fat old guys."

If someone is being harassed and the victim needs to be protected, the proper thing to do would be to not goad the harasser on even more. You just block them and go no contact. This is just more proof he did nothing. He is so unprofessional that even when he's trying to be serious, he can't help but fuck himself. At least someone's fucking him though?

Amazing that he really does believe it's all the same web of people and they're all connected. I would assume since he's crying about his doxx, he really doesn't know about KF since they were posted months ago. Not to mention there were over 100 people who voted on the poll at the top. That really blows a hole in everything he is trying to prove.
 
Does Kevin think every single one of his boolies is from the same Utah ghetto he's from? If not, why does he act like the Utah police somehow has jurisdiction all over the states?

The Utah police would be in charge of finding your harassers (as if they would ever bother looking into this mess in the first place but lets just entertain the idea) in Utah. Someone bullying him from all the way in Vegas, like where Moo is from, would never be contacted by the Utah police.

The police in Utah would have to report to the Las Vegas police department and then it would be up to them if they want to look into it or not. Not to mention a report like this could take up to months to ever be looked into, the police have more important matters to attend to than bullying online, which isn't a crime no matter how much Kevin wants to make us believe it is.

Also as some have already mentioned no cop/detective/whatever law enforcement Kevin is pretending to talk to this time would advice him to talk to his harassers, they would tell him to document every comment made toward him by said harassers before blocking them and reporting the harassment back to the police for evidence to build a case.

God, Kevin is so fucking stupid.. and not to mention poor.
 
Recently, Kevin has been telling a lot of lies, making overt and covert threats, bullying through attempted intimidation, harassing people, and making false accusations. It's also clear that he has a very poor understanding of legal terminology. Just for reference, let's take a look at some legal definitions in the state of Utah.

Defamation: "A person is guilty of criminal defamation if he knowingly communicates to any person orally or in writing any information which he knows to be false and knows will tend to expose any other living person to public hatred, contempt, or ridicule" (76-9-404).

Harassment: "A person is guilty of harassment if, with intent to frighten or harass another, he communicates a written or recorded threat to commit any violent felony" (76-5-106).

Libel: "A malicious defamation, expressed either by printing or by signs or pictures or the like, tending to blacken the memory of one who is dead, or to impeach the honesty, integrity, virtue or reputation, or publish the natural defects of one who is alive, and thereby to expose him to public hatred, contempt or ridicule" (45-2-2).

Slander: "Any libel communicated by spoken words" (45-2-2).

Threat Of Violence: "A person commits a threat of violence if: (a) the person threatens to commit any offense involving bodily injury, death, or substantial property damage, and acts with intent to place a person in fear of imminent serious bodily injury, substantial bodily injury, or death; (b) or the person makes a threat, accompanied by a show of immediate force or violence, to do bodily injury to another" (76-5-107).
 
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Threat Of Violence: "A person commits a threat of violence if: (a) the person threatens to commit any offense involving bodily injury, death, or substantial property damage, and acts with intent to place a person in fear of imminent serious bodily injury, substantial bodily injury, or death; (b) or the person makes a threat, accompanied by a show of immediate force or violence, to do bodily injury to another" (76-5-107).
Oh, threats of violence? You mean like this screencap of Kevin threatening to kill someone if they ever spoke about Lori or his disease ridden ferrets?
 
Oh, threats of violence? You mean like this screencap of Kevin threatening to kill someone if they ever spoke about Lori or his disease ridden ferrets?

Indeed, @felix el gato. That violent rant by Kevin sure seems to fit the definition of a "threat of violence" in Utah. Who would've thought that threatening to kill people has serious legal, social, and occupational ramifications?
 
Does Kevin think every single one of his boolies is from the same Utah ghetto he's from? If not, why does he act like the Utah police somehow has jurisdiction all over the states?

The Utah police would be in charge of finding your harassers (as if they would ever bother looking into this mess in the first place but lets just entertain the idea) in Utah. Someone bullying him from all the way in Vegas, like where Moo is from, would never be contacted by the Utah police.

The police in Utah would have to report to the Las Vegas police department and then it would be up to them if they want to look into it or not. Not to mention a report like this could take up to months to ever be looked into, the police have more important matters to attend to than bullying online, which isn't a crime no matter how much Kevin wants to make us believe it is.

Also as some have already mentioned no cop/detective/whatever law enforcement Kevin is pretending to talk to this time would advice him to talk to his harassers, they would tell him to document every comment made toward him by said harassers before blocking them and reporting the harassment back to the police for evidence to build a case.

God, Kevin is so fucking stupid.. and not to mention poor.
Wait until he finds out about the eurofags. That will really blow his mind to know he's so famous he even has people across the pond sniffing out his antics. Or in Asia! Wow! Maybe they can grab some Guapi pants for him from the warehouse so he doesn't have to wait two months for shipping.

He seems to think everyone is from California or Vegas as he's named those places specifically. He's never outed any other Utahfags as far as I can remember.

In other news of today, somebody posted @faggot fucker's screengrab on LC and said they are the actual one responsible for the doxxing.

"This is the person responsible on Kiwi. Nony & friends KFs have yet to be confirmed but they did make separate accounts and have very different voices when writing."
- anon on LC​

so now is the time to place bets on when our good friends finally make their way over here for their "Kiwi" debut.
 
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