Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

[Narr Then]

At least he practiced safe sex and didn't rawdog his mom.
Edit: ninja'd

The rubbers were just to make things a little more lubricated imo

 

[Hambubger]

You are just making this so much worse

 

[GorrillaWarfare]

Well the state's case just writes itself. On ocassion, people will "confess" to things obliquely - if only to get their twisted minds straight. I have no doubt this was such a case.

 

[Fapcop]

so Chris got a GF but raped Barb anyway. What a fucking creep

EDIT: i'm an idiot who can't read between the lines.

Nah mah man. That “girlfriend” he’s talking about is Barb.

Somehow Chris had a moment of clarity and realized that “Guess what, I’m fucking Barb!” Might produce some real WTFs with Null.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

This should be a lesson to all.

Autism should not be an excuse for degeneracy.

The US court shouldn't give leeway to people with mental disability. You do fucked up shit you should be locked up or disposed of end of story.

 

[Freya]

I owe an apology to anyone I ever called a retard for saying that Chris is an actual serious danger to someone other than himself and GameStop employees.

Yeah it's not like he attempted to run someone over or admitted he wanted to rape his only friend

 

[DeeCeeBees]

You are just making this so much worse

The Bubger fucked his daughter you know. At least Chris never had a chance to do that.

 

[Khantressa]

Oh my god. This really is sickening. He ate barb out. This is legit horrorfuel. I wouldn’t be any more disturbed if I had found out he had dug up a decomposing body and had been fucking it. I’m glad Chris is shattering expectations though, go for gold Chris.

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Can you use a condom with a catheter?

I'm more traumatized that he said he does it with her 3 times a week.

I read this book, although it was years and years ago.

IIRC it was super light on the concrete how-to details. Mostly about lube, nonpenetrative sex, and using pillows/positioning wedges. A lot of repetitive talk about self-awareness, communicating with your partner, managing energy level and taking breaks. It seemed mostly directed to people with fatigue, pain and mobility issues, with barely an afterthought for ostomates etc.

So Chris taking advice from this book could be worse, I guess.

n.b. I do not recall it suggesting you rape your mother.

 

[Fools Idol]

Shit. I had my money on his secret GF being Ralphs mother.

 

[Holiday Special]

Has Sockness shown up at the front door for a threesome yet? I'm sure he'll be weighing in on this subject.

Even Sockness is disgusted by this revelation.

 

[Witthel]

So this is how the antichrist will come into the world.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I read this book, although it was years and years ago.

IIRC it was super light on the concrete how-to details. Mostly about lube, nonpenetrative sex, and using pillows/positioning wedges. A lot of repetitive talk about self-awareness, communicating with your partner, managing energy level and taking breaks. It seemed mostly directed to people with fatigue, pain and mobility issues, with barely an afterthought for ostomates etc.

So Chris taking advice from this book could be worse, I guess.

n.b. I do not recall it suggesting you rape your mother.

Seems like it's more for Fredrick Brennan than a 6ft tranny ogre.

 

[Rosemary]

Oh my god this is great

 

[All Cops Are Based]

This is like one of those plot twists in a movie you'd never guess because it would just be too obvious.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Mr Moon’s Wild Ride is just the best.

You actually received these texts and thought nothing of it. Wow.

 

[0 0]

I started out mostly dismissing that Chris was just saying he slept with his mother because he was trying to impress a female troll who told him she'd only date him if he approved of her incest fetish.

This has convinced me otherwise. I was going to ask "why in the world would you even hint to this, Chris," but then I realized who we're dealing with, here.

 

[PCA]

I haven't been able to smash my girlfriend the past day because of the thought of what Chris did to his mother... And my girl is the same age as me

 

[Pickleman]

This has been the most disturbing thing I have read on here since Nick Bate. On the plus side, we all just got a life Lesson on naivety and forgiveness. Being a regard or autist does not make one harmless or lacking the cunning and deception to abuse a person even more vulnerable than themselves.
I know we all thought Chris was harmless, but that idea was clearly wrong.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

This is like some foreshadowy-shit you'd read in the beginning of a horror novel