Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Duke Nukem]

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Why oh why did I have to get that random_txt message at this particular juncture?

Because even the Dread Lord of the Void fears what the abyss holds.

 

[Gamera]

As far as I know, nobody knows. Barb was taken for examination but we don't know how long that takes and its not like she has a twitter to tell us. Chris has been dark for the whole day and with Jersh severing ties we don't really know anything really.

werent they seized by the authorities?

 

[fineapple]

Did Chris rape an unaware senior, or did Barb rape her mentally ill autistic child?

 

[JoyfulDarter]

So, who's gonna play Chris in the inevitable oscar winning biopic?

Hopefully the role goes to an up and coming transwoman actress, the industry desperately needs more trans representation and I'm SICK of trans roles going to cis actors.. Perhaps Barbara could be played by a woman of color?

 

[cancermonger]

So, who's gonna play Chris in the inevitable oscar winning biopic?

christian bale would be a good choice

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

As far as we know, he's run off into the woods to become a new cryptid

 

[hyde]

I'm pretty sure Chris won't face any real punishment for his actions because he never has in any of his court cases due to the judge pitying him for his crippling autism, but I really hope he finally goes to prison this time. It's way past due.

i feel like he’ll most likely end up in a mental hospital or some shit.

 

[три черепа]

Considering how quick Chris is to get pussy whipped I could see it but he’s also talked about wanting to or at least fantasizing about porking Barb for years so him doing it is fucked but not surprising

I agree.
But also, talking about his wierdo incest fantasies, It would be something that weens would run with.

 

[anon4890201]

Take your normal pills, christ

He's right though. Pumping pills is no good.

 

[Seven Inches]

So, who's gonna play Chris in the inevitable oscar winning biopic?

Daniel Day Lewis. Meryl Streep will be Barb and The Rock will be Bob.

I'd watch that.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

So, who's gonna play Chris in the inevitable oscar winning biopic?

Hunter Biden.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

It's a shame too, the Mexico arc of the CWC tale could have been really entertaining. Who knows, Sonichu could have been a real hit south of the border.

If there's one thing I've learned from this thread? Chris has international appeal.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

christian bale would be a good choice

Q: Mr. Bale, this is the role of a lifetime. You're known for taking your acting roles seriously, how did you prepare for this film?
A: I fucked my own mom.

 

[Ed Special]

So, who's gonna play Chris in the inevitable oscar winning biopic?

Most suitable person I can think of would be Russel Greer.
ed: with Sean Patrick Tomlinson playing Bob.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

So, who's gonna play Chris in the inevitable oscar winning biopic?

Leslie Jones

 

[Quijibo69]

So, who's gonna play Chris in the inevitable oscar winning biopic?

A movie about this would almost be like a XXX version of What 's Eating Gilbert Grape.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

This aged well

Not only has it been posted a hundred times, its been updated

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

So, who's gonna play Chris in the inevitable oscar winning biopic?

This summer... Idris Elba stars in the tale of a lifetime. A story of an artist struggling against all odds, on a quest... For love. The story of Chris and his mother...

"Of Sonichu and Men", coming to select theaters near you (Rated R).

 

[Fapcop]

So which is more naive ? believing that
A.This is real and Chris actually no joke raped his elderly half demented mother
or
B. Believing this is fake and Chris is once again being manipulated behind the scenes by various individuals? Because i'm totally split down the middle and some of the recent DMs and texts from Chris have only confused me further.

You forgot C: Chris banged Barb, but she isn’t senile, it was consensual sex between two deviants who need to be euthanized.


But seriously, it’s A or C.

B is just you desperately reaching, and not wanting to face facts. Namely that:

Best case scenario: Chris is a literal motherfucker.

Worst case scenario: Chris commited incest-rape of his senile 80 year old mother.

Take your pick son, it’s one of the two.

 

[No_one]

So, who's gonna play Chris in the inevitable oscar winning biopic?

Forest Whitaker.