Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Linkola's IT Guy]

I think if Null wanted to close down the farms after this day that would be the perfect ending.

Qtard theory: Hector Martin fabricated this whole thing and deepfaked the audio clip so that Null would shut down the farms.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

I'm only making this post because some of yall need to put on your big boy pants and own up to the fact that you helped cause this shitshow.

Drop the act and own up to the horrorcow you helped create.

You're right, It was because I laughed at a sped that he decided to fuck his mom.
I can't believe you managed to read between the lines and saw my subtle ploy of brainwashing him into fucking his mother through subliminal sounds in my laughter.
We here at Kiwifarms are so to blame for this we may as well have guided his peepee into her for him.
Give me a break, niglet. Have a tophat.

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

I genuinely believe that every single person who helped contribute to Chris' delusions is responsible for this nightmare of a situation. Yes, I'm that fucking retarded.

CWC is technically an autist, among other things. If you give someone with brain problems attention they'll become a rapist because reasons. On Kickstarter's website they literally list "become a rapist" as a side effect of using their service. You guys spent so much time occasionally commenting on his activities and then moving onto something more interesting, but then this shit happens and some of you are somehow SURPRISED?! Heh, nothing personel kid, I'm a rough and tumble fella not afraid to tell it like it is.

If you sift through all of the shit Chris has ever said, you might stumble upon something he once said like "my mom pretty" or whatever, this is known as foreshadowing. For fucking years you've all been baying for cum, literally stating repeatedly and specifically "Chris you need to have sex with your mom." Don't get it twisted though, I don't actually feel pity for CWC, so in addition to being a retard I'm also a gay and edgy teen, I'm only making this post because I'm desperate for a win. Please agree with me, please give me green stickers on my retarded fucking post oh god I need them so bad, please say I'm right and cool oh god oh god oh god

The one thing that got under my skin wasn't the rape of a senile old woman, that would be a normal reaction, it was Null attempting to get the full story before jumping to conclusions. Heh, sorry kid, but you gave Chris the boner that he ultimately used on his mom. Heh, you can pretend otherwise, heh, but it wont do you much good seeing, heh, how this autist is the, heh, backbone of the entire site (teleports behind you).

DrOp ThE AcT aNd OwN uP To ThE HoRrOrCoW yOu HeLpEd CrEaTe!

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris has not yet been charged with anything by the Jerkops, so that's something I guess.
But I am on the edge of my seat, wondering when and if something will be put forward... after all, I still have some glimmers of hope that Chris was just talking out his ass for some stupid reason. How long does it take to check Barb for .... well... proof? I assume Chris would be in police custody within an hour of them finding proof of sexual misconduct.

Sadly I doubt that unless Chris for some reason decided to burn every bridge of the people who’ve been looking out for him and sabotage going to a pony convention.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

RE: everyone talking about a movie.

Its not going to happen, for a couple reasons. His story is too repetitive and outlandish for the average moviegoer or even as Oscar bait. Getting tricked by the exact same ploy of "I don't know you but I want to be your girlfriend" a dozen times violates suspension of disbelief. "No one could be that stupid" says the average viewer. Getting genuinely upset because some Imposter in BROWN is taking the credit for his clearly shitty creation is going to be met with "Lamo nigga just walk away from the screen."

What could actually happen is some avant-garde film school or indie project based on the themes of Chris' story. On one lonely loser being fooled, and manipulated, and ultimately left to rot in a Truman Show style hell as the people who tormented him move on with their lives, only for more to eagerly take their places.

Some film school weirdo based a production on Francis E. Dec, Chris isn't that much more outlandish really.

Really thinking about it the only way a Chris Chan movie can exist is if someone just makes something based off of him like how many movies that were inspired by Ed gein.

Either way, how fitting all of this shit happened 10 years after Bob died

 

[Beard_Chan]

Is it possible Chris THINKS he did it, like this was just a big larp roleplay by a troll convincing him they were his mom? All his inter dimensional shit and alternate realities, I could see a troll doing that with him. Like over a call with his eyes closed and some dimensional imagine you doing X to me and its real, Im an alternate version of your mom bullshit? If you have been following Chris rants on twitter about this its not too farfetched...

To be clear - I think its very likely he did do it given all that has been presented, just wondering if anyone brought this up as a potential situation. Hopefully the elder abuse evaluation sheds some light...

 

[JoyfulDarter]

Qtard theory: Hector Martin fabricated this whole thing and deepfaked the audio clip so that Null would shut down the farms.

It's all connected. The swamp thought they were going to arrest Chris and walked right into a trap. They didn't realize that Trump was already ahead of the dimensional merge, ready to make anime real. God wins. #WWG1WGA

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I don’t believe Vaush actually has any sort of preferences or standards. It’s just whomever will let him penetrate

I don't know, I've got a strong suspicion he likes them young for some reason.

Can't quite place why though.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Megan was right to get a gun.

I thought Megan's gun was fake? People just told Chris that so he didn't go see her. Hopefully she has one at this point at any rate.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

I think they could make it work if they showed it from 2 different perspectives, the realistic one, like the shit we see, and what chris sees/belives. Like it could show chris' rose tinted version of reality, which looks colorful and has music, and is what chris wants to see, and then it cuts to dull quiet, less colorful reality. I hope what I said made sense.

Making a movie about CwC would be horrible because they would portray him as the victim and just insert and scapegoat the internet and anyone who has interacted with him as some evil 4chanesque anonymoose people taking advantage of an innocent autist. Or we'd just get some washed up celebrity like Chris Hanson tell us nothing we don't know, but make things accessible to normies in some watered down way that makes them sympathetic to Chris and actually probably worsens the problem like they did with Tiger King.

The only way I'd watch that garbage unironically is if Tim Dillon was somehow involved.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

So umm....... Where is Chris now? It's been half a day since Null called the police on Chris for stealing money.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris has not yet been charged with anything by the Jerkops, so that's something I guess.
But I am on the edge of my seat, wondering when and if something will be put forward... after all, I still have some glimmers of hope that Chris was just talking out his ass for some stupid reason. How long does it take to check Barb for .... well... proof? I assume Chris would be in police custody within an hour of them finding proof of sexual misconduct.

Even so, I hope to Got he is not allowed back into the home.

 

[lanceisbestweapon95]

Isn't mad lads about cool people/animals that did cool things and not autistic nerds that jerked it to ponies? Edit: and raped their moms

Mad Lads is about interesting people in history. Most of the time they're interesting for unbelieavable feats of courage/batshittery, other times it's about the Bjork Stalker.

And as we all know, what Chris has done is small potatoes compared to what Uday Hussein has done.

 

[Gamera]

Is it possible Chris THINKS he did it, like this was just a big larp roleplay by a troll convincing him they were his mom? All his inter dimensional shit and alternate realities, I could see a troll doing that with him. Like over a call with his eyes closed and some dimensional imagine you doing X to me and its real, Im an alternate version of your mom bullshit? If you have been following Chris rants on twitter about this its not too farfetched...

To be clear - I think its very likely he did do it given all that has been presented, just wondering if anyone brought this up as a potential situation. Hopefully the elder abuse evaluation sheds some light...

i guess i wouldn't be surprised at this point

 

[Pond Scum]

Qtard theory: Hector Martin fabricated this whole thing and deepfaked the audio clip so that Null would shut down the farms.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Right when I thought the ride couldn't get any worse, Chris in classic Chris fashion managed to do it. I don't know what's going to happen after this. I always thought Rocky would step in and take him in out of pity or the Christian thing to do shit or whatever, but after all this shit Chris is either going to wind up homeless, institutionalized, or bouncing between group homes. A-Logs might think he'll wind up dead in the streets or live rough and depressing Homeless Saga, but let's be real, at this point with Null being done with Chris that seems likely to happen. I doubt even the Watchdogs will look out for Chris after this. It was fun while it lasted, but it looks like this is the end.


SEE YOU SPACE lolCOWBOYS

 

[3 Cucks None The Richer]

Most people on this website (myself included) have never contacted Chris in any way, dude.

Are you trying to argue that anyone who has so much as "viewed" the site or the threads about Chris is somehow directly responsible for him abusing his mother? The courts aren't going to buy that.

Oh fuck no, I'm talking about people like Null, the documentary youtubers, or the CWC wiki that actually had a tangible effort in pushing Chris's autism further and further- hence why I kept saying "SOME of you", I'm not sitting her saying "this is your fault random person who occasionally checks this thread!" Besides, I wasn't talking about any of this in a legal sense anyways, more of a moral sense if anything.

If you actually spoke to Chris on a regular basis and encouraged his delusions or contributed to any of the fundraisers or GoFundMes that could have in anyway increased his autistic "I'm so popular!" world view then I honestly think you're a fucking idiot if you were 'shocked' by this shitshow. The writing was on the wall for YEARS, how the fuck are some of you people so surprised that this autist went down the only path he ever could have possible gone down?

 

[Poops]

If Chris gets his own movie, I don't want an actor to play Chris. I want the rest of the cast and crew to have to work around a superimposed Chris from the numerous hours of footage of him that's already online because no one can channel his autism accurately enough.

Have you watched Ryan Gosling in Drive?

 

[KooksandFreaks]

It would be hard to feel worse.

You know what always cheers me up? It can't go on like this forever.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Is it possible Chris THINKS he did it, like this was just a big larp roleplay by a troll convincing him they were his mom? All his inter dimensional shit and alternate realities, I could see a troll doing that with him. Like over a call with his eyes closed and some dimensional imagine you doing X to me and its real, Im an alternate version of your mom bullshit? If you have been following Chris rants on twitter about this its not too farfetched...

To be clear - I think its very likely he did do it given all that has been presented, just wondering if anyone brought this up as a potential situation. Hopefully the elder abuse evaluation sheds some light...

No it's not possible. The fact the authorities are taking this seriously and how Chris told Null about his "over 50 year old girlfriend", this was shit he actually did.