Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Ghostse]

FAT

you are FAT

You're fat and a pussy.

 

[Pissmaster]

You're fat and a pussy.

I may be fat, but I’m more of a dick than a pussy

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Now, now, gents. No need to get all retarded about which fat fuck is a fat fuck.

 

[Aquinas]

the answer is me btw

 

[Pissmaster]

Now, now, gents. No need to get all retarded about which fat fuck is a fat fuck.

We’re the goons that refused to chop our dicks off and start screeching about pronouns but we’re still gay and retarded and fat

 

[spinal gas chamber]

We’re the goons that refused to chop our dicks off and start screeching about pronouns but we’re still gay and retarded and fat

Also old, don’t forget that, but since you’re old too you probably did.

 

[Gestalt Writhe]

And for anyone without a nearby Costco, their pizza is the kind where you can pick up a slice, and it just drips grease onto your plate.

It tastes fine as far as cheap pizza goes, but you seriously need about a good fifteen napkins or so just to blot it out.

Don't listen to the haters. I blot now, too.

I figured, I should do something with all these surplus napkins now that I mastered jizzing directly into my own mouth.

BLOT LIFE!

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

Costco pizza is $10. The pizza is perfectly average New York styled (but with a little thicker crust than a NY style). It is frozen and topped with a good layer of mozzarella, and run through the conveyor pizza oven so all the melted cheese oil stays in place. The pepperoni they use is pretty salty.
Depending on where you live, its about what you'd expect for $10 pizza. If you are West Coast, it is significantly better than what you'd expect for $10. If you are East coast, except for NY, its pretty good for a $10 pizza. If you are in the midwest or NY, you're probably eating it and thinking about what you could have gotten at your local joint for an extra $5.
Its also pretty huge. Its party pizza.

Whole foods actually has real good cheap pizza cooked in a deck oven, I think it's $3 for a slice or 12 for a whole. I've never seen them making it and I'm not sure if they are forming skins from doughballs or if they have frozen skins shipped in but for me it's 1 of <10 non-conveyor oven options in town and 1 of only 2 non-conveyor options that sell by the slice.

 

[Silas]

Jesus I can almost hear the fat guy breathing.

Turn down your music

 

[Big Fart Bart]

So how did CWC go down in troon central? Was it a banned subject?

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

So how did CWC go down in troon central? Was it a banned subject?

Goons haven't had much to say outside of a few posts here and there and a gassed thread or two.


And down the memory hole it went.

 

[negativlad]

It's a haram subject on the usual suspects as well. I leave it to the reader to imagine the commonalities between SA and Resetera.

https://twitter.com/ReseteraTakes/status/1422009976562896905?s=20

Coming back just to say that there was a thread about the Chris Chan situation on Era and it got locked almost immediately, so nothing interesting really came of it

Forget it, sister, it's Kiwitown.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Saying "this isn't Kiwifarms" has the sort of implication that stating facts about people is a KF thing. Or at least, facts you don't want to hear.

 

[CptnSnshn]

Saying "this isn't Kiwifarms" has the sort of implication that stating facts about people is a KF thing. Or at least, facts you don't want to hear.

When has that not been the case though?

 

[The Grognard]

Saying "this isn't Kiwifarms" has the sort of implication that stating facts about people is a KF thing. Or at least, facts you don't want to hear.

It's entirely a matter of defending whatever social group they consider sacred, regardless of the context of why this specific person is a bad person. The only exceptions are for those who are in bed with the enemy or have a wrong opinion about whatever the current trendy media thing is.

These people would be writing puff pieces about how KF does an important social duty if this place exclusively gossiped about their political enemies and white men of insufficient wokeness.

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

So CascadeBeta noted troon who was part of Koala March's whole thing recently had a journal session on B+R which I bring to you now. Major highlights include working for his parents and hating them for it, attacking a kid in high school then lying about it so the kid was expelled, it being his colleges fault for flunking out because they gave him a laptop and the psychiatrist who diagnosed him as a narcissist sociopath being a total quack.

The biggest letdown is that his newest post has him in a very happy place, but I'm willing to bet it's because he's thinks he's in love with his therapist because he's really that stunted.

 

[0 0]

So CascadeBeta noted troon who was part of Koala March's whole thing recently had a journal session on B+R which I bring to you now. Major highlights include working for his parents and hating them for it, attacking a kid in high school then lying about it so the kid was expelled, it being his colleges fault for flunking out because they gave him a laptop and the psychiatrist who diagnosed him as a narcissist sociopath being a total quack.

The biggest letdown is that his newest post has him in a very happy place, but I'm willing to bet it's because he's thinks he's in love with his therapist because he's really that stunted.

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And this is the man his clutch of goons wanted to make a moderator on Something Awful.

Pretty fitting, all things considered.

 

[elrond hubbard]

So CascadeBeta noted troon who was part of Koala March's whole thing recently had a journal session on B+R which I bring to you now. Major highlights include working for his parents and hating them for it, attacking a kid in high school then lying about it so the kid was expelled, it being his colleges fault for flunking out because they gave him a laptop and the psychiatrist who diagnosed him as a narcissist sociopath being a total quack.

The biggest letdown is that his newest post has him in a very happy place, but I'm willing to bet it's because he's thinks he's in love with his therapist because he's really that stunted.

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did not read

 

[Coolio55]

So CascadeBeta noted troon who was part of Koala March's whole thing recently had a journal session on B+R which I bring to you now. Major highlights include working for his parents and hating them for it, attacking a kid in high school then lying about it so the kid was expelled, it being his colleges fault for flunking out because they gave him a laptop and the psychiatrist who diagnosed him as a narcissist sociopath being a total quack.

The biggest letdown is that his newest post has him in a very happy place, but I'm willing to bet it's because he's thinks he's in love with his therapist because he's really that stunted.

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Someone post that picture of him again. I want to know how the fuck he got near a school without all the nonce detectors sounding off.

 

[Compositesludge]

So CascadeBeta noted troon who was part of Koala March's whole thing recently had a journal session on B+R which I bring to you now.

I don't know much about her, but it sounds like she's been through a lot. If nothing else, I hope she's able to find some degree of peace and happiness.