Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Ed Special]

It amazes me how many items on random.txt are perfectly fitting for this thread... but not really, given the nature of certain lolcows.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

“ Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.” At the bottom of the page is hilarious; how naive we all were before yesterday. It’s like finding a No Littering sign in the middle of New Orleans after hurricane Katrina

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Chris's cell mates when seeing him for the first time.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

what if people just keep narcing on him when he goes to these places to sleep lol

 

[garfieldgirl69]

Take this with a grain of salt if you want, but the person who handed this to me was an autistic TikTok girl named Fiona. She was supposed to go with Chris to Everfree Northwest prior to the whole shitstorm.

After Chris told them about all the shit he did to Barb, they handed this screenshot to me.

This is Fiona. -
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"Goodbye Horses" in this context is so on-the-nose and lacking in self-awareness that I feel like I have no choice but to believe you.

 

[Grundlejungle]

NSFW screenshot of the video going around.

The shirt Barb is wearing in this has appeared in one of Chris's old videos before so looks to be legit. The full video has not been released so can not confirm 100% yet but apparently Chris starts going down and fingering, licking Barb in the rest of the video. Look only if you have a strong stomach.

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I feel like I need to run boiling water over my entire body to even potentially ever be clean again

 

[StraightShooter2]

Another news article just got posted on an Esports news website:

Chris Chan starts trending after admitting to raping 80-year-old mother​

Trigger Warning: Rape, Sexual Assault, Mental Illness

Chris Chan starts trending after claiming they raped their 80-year-old mother

Chris Chan has always been a shocking figure. But this might be too much for the internet at this point.

www.invenglobal.com

All of the news articles are going with the narrative that Chris abused Barb (rather than vice versa). And if Chris simply gets released without any charges being filed, I have a feeling a lot of people are going to be mad about it and that the Greensville police department will be hearing from them.

 

[AnOminous]

not to get off topic, but I'd like to nominate AnOminous for player hater of the year

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I don't hate playas tho I hate the game.

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

Well, looks like Ghost has a new topic to cans.wav about.

 

[wanddumpster]

Imagine spending your night watching amateur granny porn to find a video that looks like Chris and Barb fucking

 

[themotherflippin480]

I'd be more inclined to believe this if it actually read like something Chris would say and if the source wasn't you, WCT.

I don't think that is WCT, it doesn't match his MO

 

[painful suffering]

Did Chris try to clean up Barb after the act or did he just leave his baby gravy up in her grey old snatch?

I hope he left it because they'd find it in her at the hospital and he'd be charged.

 

[Exodia_Apophis666]

Jesus fucking christ. Been a few months since I was following all this train wreck tranny faggotry. Did Chris take a page out of Bill Cosby's playbook or what?

 

[linchan]

God took the wrong lolcow

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Bob at least has a successful legacy with his other family, but it was weird when he left them for Barb, like I still don't get what he saw in her.

He probably saw her kinky side.

 

[anon4890201]

a case like this is such a clusterfuck i honestly am beginning to wonder if they'll bother doing anything at all. maybe we'll be back at square one again, one thing's for certain the ride never ends

 

[Psychic Espeon]

NSFW screenshot of the video going around.

The shirt Barb is wearing in this has appeared in one of Chris's old videos before so looks to be legit. The full video has not been released so can not confirm 100% yet but apparently Chris starts going down and fingering, licking Barb in the rest of the video. Look only if you have a strong stomach.

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This is 100 percent fake.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

Don't you think that it has too few? He only puts the emphasis on ROPE, and he usually has 1 every sentence, instead there is only one instance here in the entire text.

Dude, you seriously think the fat fuck has the competence to be into ropeplay without accidentally killing his 80 year old mother?

Being a rapist launching his fat body on a near corpse is one thing, having the skill to actually even attempt basic ropeplay, is that not obviously beyond CwC?

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

I hope he left it because they'd find it in her at the hospital and he'd be charged.

Depends how long it had been since their last "romp in the hay."

 

[MarkIV]

If someone is capable of driving a car, they're capable of knowing how fucked their actions were and are fully accountable for them.

Its so weird because with the massage parlors and backspace he could have just paid for sex, this is so much his own awful choices.

At the same time, it makes me happy to see the internet go back to its spergy roots.
You can create as many clean UI, polished platforms as you like, it will always end up a bus station toilet because of who's coming to play.