Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[3 Cucks None The Richer]

I'll never understand why some of you people decide to be self-righteous and holier-than-thou on a website dedicated to laughing at retards on the internet.

Except I didn't, I think this situation is an atomic kneeslapper and hands down one of the most predictable yet funniest nightmares to ever unravel on the Farms. All that I said was that I thought it was incredibly stupid for anyone who encouraged this autist to be shocked when he went through with something he's talked about for years. Like, how could you possibly be surprised when this was quite literally foreshadowed by Chris' own statements dozens of times over the years with out even the slightest bit of subtlety?

If you were shocked by this shitshow occurring then you're either just as autistic as Chris' or you REALLY haven't been paying attention, because shit was written on the wall half a decade ago.

 

[Aqua Panda]

Place ur bets people.

Jail
or
Looney Bin

Will he die or outlive us all

Under normal circumstances, I'd say he'd be committed to a mental faculty. However, these recent texts show that he can't just plead insanity or use autism as an excuse. They show he knows the difference between right and wrong and that he has the ability to understand it.

IMO we are looking at full jail time now.

 

[10anon]

Let me be the first of many to congratulate you on being gay

appreciate it

 

[Iamthatis]

yes you do, my bitch

Was Chris doing this to barb for any outside reason. Like did someone make him believe he had to do this for the merge or something like that?

 

[The Ornithocheirus]

bc i dont want anyone getting backlash for somthing they dont own.
"Bella" is a psuedonym
im a man

the audio doesn't sound like a man to me?

 

[Fapcop]

Rich Evans or bust.
I want the oscar winning scene where the camera zooms in as he whispers Julay until it becomes an ear piercing screech as the camera pans up to the final scream

Do we really want a hack fraud like Rich Evans to play Chris-Chan though?!

How about Taylor Swift? She can sing too. I’d love to see an OST with “A-U-T-I-S-M” and “Yellow is a Mellow Color”

 

[linchan]

He went to heaven unscathed.

Now that I think about it, I wonder if Terry Davis is the closest any lowcow of his level will get to a good ending. His death was too soon, but it spared him a further downward spiral. These days people him more fondly as a tragic, but fascinating case of bizarre devotion and work ethic. Even people in the computer field remember him fondly in an odd way. He left his world with his legacy unscathed and, ironically, cherished in a way he didn't expect.

 

[10anon]

He obviously just made it up to troll a bit...

Not at all, he always refers to her as "Barb" or "Barbie", but when they're alone he apparently refers to her as "love"

 

[rosechupacabra]

they got it from me, the audio guy & the text message leaker so yes

Fake and gay

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

Jesus fucking christ. Been a few months since I was following all this train wreck tranny faggotry. Did Chris take a page out of Bill Cosby's playbook or what?

That and wrote the sequel

 

[MarkIV]

You’re assuming that if he did tie her up, that he tied her up correctly and in a way that didn’t cause harm. Based on that description it sounds like he did become impatient or at least frustrated and then did a hurried job tying up her ankles, wrists, and then neck.
.

BDSM seems to have some spergy elements, especially robe bondage. People spending 20 mins on knots being correct before they can bust a nut.
I just can't see him putting that much forethought into it or having enough confidence for that.

I don't need fake text threads to make it worse than it already is.

Homeless Tranny Rapist does seem to match the current trajectory of the country.

 

[OfficerBagget]

Yes, there are a few different versions.
Here's one written by me and edited/formatted by @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris...d-from-14-branchland-court.96559/post-9577441
And here's another by @Andrew Neiman:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris...d-from-14-branchland-court.96559/post-9577665
There were others that came after but they got buried.

Jesus christ, that's NSFL I'm glad I didn't listen to the audio.

 

[Sentient Vaccum]

Do we really want a hack fraud like Rich Evans to play Chris-Chan though?!

How about Taylor Swift? She can sing too. I’d love to see an OST with “A-U-T-I-S-M” and “Yellow is a Mellow Color”

Honestly I think Rich 'local sex weirdo' Evans is a perfect fit.

 

[10anon]

Can you guys not tell when something is fake?

can you?

 

[anon4890201]

Under normal circumstances, I'd say he'd be committed to a mental faculty. However, these recent texts show that he can't just plead insanity or use autism as an excuse. They show he knows the difference between right and wrong and that he has the ability to understand it.

IMO we are looking at full jail time now.

If the recent text is real, that is. But all we have is one screenshot of this supposed BDSM conversation with lots of writing inconsistencies. It simply does not fit the writing style of CWC, which is usually more scattered and less direct

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

The problems started when the state took charge of education at all. If you don't have a place with family or community, with friends or relatives then it's best that no one take care of you. It just grows a disgenic population of moorless, familyless, pitiful state dependent useful idiots that disintegrates what is good about society and brings hell to even those lucky enough to have somewhere to belong. We are where we are because of the unrestricted motherly instinct to protect and care for even that which poisons and kills you. It sucks to be them, but for the sovereignty of all who aren't, let those who are naturally destitute die. Bring back child mortality. Vote Tree 2024.

Spoiler

Niggers and trannies most affected

Chris’s problems started at conception.

 

[cancermonger]

He went to heaven unscathed.

bro he literally rebuilt the third temple in OS form. no shit he's going to heaven

 

[10anon]

i

Until we get absolute confirmation from a reliable source, I'm saying it's fake. It's just too on-the-nose.

im the source, its real.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Now that I think about it, I wonder if Terry Davis is the closest any lowcow of his level will get to a good ending. His death was too soon, but it spared him a further downward spiral. These days people him more fondly as a tragic, but fascinating case of bizarre devotion and work ethic. Even people in the computer field remember him fondly in an odd way.

Terry lives on in our hearts and memes.

Chris will haunt out nightmares long after he's dead.

No glow in the dark CIA nigger is bad as a literal motherfucker

 

[jallsballs]

BDSM seems to have some spergy elements, especially robe bondage. People spending 20 mins on knots being correct before they can bust a nut.
I just can't see him putting that much forethought into it or having enough confidence for that.

I don't need fake text threads to make it worse than it already is.

Homeless Tranny Rapist does seem to match the current trajectory of the country.

bdsm is absolutely complete sperg shit