Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

I wonder if Chris thinks Bob would approve of all this...

I wonder if Chris would try to get Bob involved...
 
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This is all coming from Chris so he could be lying in some parts, but if you take this as true did Barb reciprocate his feelings here? She is 80 but has she been officially diagnosed with dementia? I know we suspect it from the videos but is it official?

It is still the same level of incredibly fucked up, but it does change some things if she is somewhat lucid and also wanted this. She has been a horrible influence and mother to Chris, and honestly with this he is a horrible son too. Both are fucked if that is the case man, good god.
 
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Jed Clampett said:
Is it unreasonable for people to think trolls might have guided Chris towards this in some way? Chris' entire life has been strangers convincing him to do more and more fucked up shit. Chris even said in the texts that he was "taking the suggestions" or whatever. Maybe he was talking about advice from the book he purchased or maybe he was talking about advice trolls gave him? I have no clue.

I could see a troll finding out he was fucking Barb and they thought it would be funny to give him sex tips or tell him about that sex book. I could see Chris complaining to some troll about wanting to find that boyfriend free girl and they ask "What about Barb?" as a joke and then that idea plants itself in Chris' brain and he takes it from there. I could see this being the natural result of Barb letting her relationship with Chris get too "touchy-feely" over the past few years. I could see Barb wanting some dick and she intentionally started grooming Chris for this. I could see some troll orchestrating all of this from the beginning. I could believe this was entirely Chris' doing after reading some incest hentai. Nothing would surprise me at this point.

I don't think people speculating about troll's possible involvement are necessarilly trying to remove all culpability from Chris.
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The idea of Chris raping his elderly mother "because someone on the internet told him so" is enough ground to have him commited. Imagine if instead of sex, someone convinced him to kill her or to kill somebody else? Who would be at fault? The person that suggested it or the asperger who did it? I can tell you right now, right here that you ABSOLUTELY NEED to jump off a bridge. Would you do it? How many times and in which context would you actually do it? Now think how severely fucked in the head you must be to go through and do it. Pretty fucked, right? That's where Chris is right now.

He is insane and needs to be institutionalized for his own good and the good of society.
 
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deodorant said:
This is like something out of a psychological thriller novel. I can only imagine what was running through your head as you pieced this all together in your mind.

Putting aside the fact that he basically just threw his entire life away, it almost seems intentionally designed in a way to mentally torment you for even daring to help such a hopeless person.

I wonder if you were actually proud of this poor little autist, so close to seeing him have the best of days, helping him to the point where he became almost more than just a sideshow. Only for him to callously throw it all away for such base reasons. I hope this has taught you a valuable lesson about helping people who can't help themselves. In your effort to help him after he had been so harmed by the internet at large, you set yourself up for karmic retribution.

This is probably the end for Chris, but he went out doing something so shocking that in a twisted way the egg is pretty much on all of our faces, all without a shred of self awareness. I feel thoroughly trolled.
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Chris isn't a retard

He's a very speshul evil mastermind

He destroyed the world

of Sonichu

Just to make our minds recoil in horror

Game over man game over
 
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Beard_Chan said:
This is all coming from Chris so he could be lying in some parts, but if you take this as true did Barb reciprocate his feelings here? She is 80 but has she been officially diagnosed with dementia? I know we suspect it from the videos but is it official?

It is still the same level of incredibly fucked up, but it does change some things if she is somewhat lucid and also wanted this. She has been a horrible influence and mother to Chris, and honestly with this he is a horrible son too. Both are fucked if that is the case man, good god.
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I know Null and some other farmers are of the opinion she's playing up for the camera when she seems not all there, but she is an elderly woman, and even if it's true she was faking it, she could have developed real issues along the way. I'm not a memory care expert or anything, but lucidity can come and go. If she's been an aware, active participant and hasn't thought Chris was Robert or something, I'll be surprised.
 
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Looking back I can't believe all the signs were there even without these private messages to Null. When Chris commented on that incest article on FB it makes me start to wonder how long has he been preparing this shit for? All the signs were there and we all joked about it, but we just didn't know he would actually go thorough with it. Holy shit.
 
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In typical Chris fashion I don't think everything here is accurate to reality. I do think he raped Barb, but details like how often and how much she liked it/reciprocated are typical Chris lies, the kind of stupid embellishment of events that he thinks make him seem better. Or maybe they're parts of his massive ego, "since Chris had sex his partner must've enjoyed it because Chris was the one fucking her". It's probably both.
 
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Also, you may note what I have told you of my lady friend so far and in future; I kinda want you to figure it out for yourself, as also the few others I’ve confided strictly with this detail.
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Holy shit he absolutely wanted Null and other people to know/find out eventually. Fuuuuck. He was proud of himself for fucking the demented corpse of his geriatric mother, and he didn't think he would face any consequences for doing so. He is barely suppressing the urge to openly brag about it in this exchange.

Null man part of me admires that you wanted to help this guy considering how fucked up his life has been and the way people troll him, but how did you not realize much sooner that there's no way to help someone like this? He's basically not even human at this point, he will do whatever sick shit his cartoon-addled brain tells him to do and then justify it with some retarded New Age meets anime nonsense about his Ally Deities saying it was a-okay to rape his senile mother. He's been completely out of his god damn mind for like a decade at this point
 
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Adam West was one of her favourite people back in the 60’s, however, as it was for her son back then.
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Cole posted the trailer to documentary Starring Adam West on his film blog in 2014 and has reviewed a couple films with him in it. Cole also would've been growing up around the time of the 60s Adam West Batman show.

Does Chris like Adam West? He would probably be more familiar with him as Catman in FOP though.

ETA: Someone actually brought this up at the same time as me.
 
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Adam West was one of her favourite people back in the 60’s, however, as it was for her son back then.
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The Adam West Batman series ran from January 1966 to March 1968

Cole Smithee was born in 1963

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