Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

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Cow Crossover: When Baked met Mersh
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Fatlaska is literally in denial about his weight
 
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Fat Alaska is a proto federal informat who talks a big game, but will ultimately fold. It's easy to dismiss working with/for the government until the reality of doing hard time in club fed hits you. Fat Alaska will accept a plea to get reduced time, snitch, and everyone will know he's an informant.
He's desperate for donos after having everything shutdown.
The walls are closing in on him and after he's disowned by his posse he will get gunted. YOFA will end up (even more) obese and destitute in time.
That gunt is gonna grow and his transition is really complemented by those budding bitchtits. YOFA
 
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gowilla hand said:
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A man denied his water

Rendezvous w/ Louis Theroux , debate libtard, and woman starts ranting about her pitbull

They even have a their own cameraman
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They switch it up and go to Culver's
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Faglaska without a shred of irony laughing at mershs weight after trying the "debate me bro" desperate ploy to drum up internet beef was equal parts hilarious and cringe inducing. Say what you want about Mersh but at least he was spending his night with a moderately attractive woman whilst Baked had his pussy repellant wingmen and barely any viewers. If he wasn't such an walking douche-chill factory you could almost feel sorry for him. Almost.
 
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Baked Alaska is mad that Louis Theroux isn't filming him enough and lets him know what he thinks is really happening.
Louis tells Baked that nothing but constant adulation and praise from him will be enough to keep Baked happy and that it seems like Baked gets his feelings hurt easily.
Baked tells Louis he's seething because people like him so much and girls want to kiss him.


This is the moment that has Baked so mad, not even worth the storage. Louis says the boxing script is weak.

Full post here. I was watching Loulz at the time but I'll go back and add in this stuff from Baked's POV when I can.
 
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Louis doesn't need to do any deceptive editing, Baked is retarded and unlikable. The moments his mania dies down a touch and the documentarian gets him to engage one on one and pick at his beliefs, Anthime walks into traps Mr Theroux did not even verbally set. Baked is so submediocre in mind, his attempt to preempt manipulative questions is his actual undoing.

He talks in buzzwords. He talks in cringy conservatard slogans. He sounds retarded and unthinking. He'd strike a more likable figure if he was simple, sincere and unguarded - he could be the martyr figure for the persecuted type if he'd in any way represent such people at large with his demeanor. Instead he acts like a criminal and comes off like a scatterbrained sleaze. Because he is.
 
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popnloch ness monster said:
Louis doesn't need to do any deceptive editing, Baked is retarded and unlikable. The moments his mania dies down a touch and the documentarian gets him to engage one on one and pick at his beliefs, Anthime walks into traps Mr Theroux did not even verbally set. Baked is so submediocre in mind, his attempt to preempt manipulative questions is his actual undoing.

He talks in buzzwords. He talks in cringy conservatard slogans. He sounds retarded and unthinking. He'd strike a more likable figure if he was simple, sincere and unguarded - he could be the martyr figure for the persecuted type if he'd in any way represent such people at large with his demeanor. Instead he acts like a criminal and comes off like a scatterbrained sleaze. Because he is.
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It really is an amazing thing to watch. Baked is as dumb as they come.
 
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Radioactive Man said:
Baked Alaska is mad that Louis Theroux isn't filming him enough and lets him know what he thinks is really happening.
Louis tells Baked that nothing but constant adulation and praise from him will be enough to keep Baked happy and that it seems like Baked gets his feelings hurt easily.
Baked tells Louis he's seething because people like him so much and girls want to kiss him.
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This is the moment that has Baked so mad, not even worth the storage. Louis says the boxing script is weak.
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Full post here. I was watching Loulz at the time but I'll go back and add in this stuff from Baked's POV when I can.
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He looks so unbelievably retarded like you couldnt make up someone this dumb.

I believe the South Park episode series when Cartman does his "streaming/Cartman Brah" comes close.

 
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Radioactive Man said:
Baked Alaska is mad that Louis Theroux isn't filming him enough and lets him know what he thinks is really happening.
Louis tells Baked that nothing but constant adulation and praise from him will be enough to keep Baked happy and that it seems like Baked gets his feelings hurt easily.
Baked tells Louis he's seething because people like him so much and girls want to kiss him.
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This is the moment that has Baked so mad, not even worth the storage. Louis says the boxing script is weak.
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Full post here. I was watching Loulz at the time but I'll go back and add in this stuff from Baked's POV when I can.
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I cant wait for the kino when this is released

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Lmao I do enjoy how uncomfortable Theroux is when he isn't in control of the filming
 
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Really going to enjoy when Theroux's doc reveals Baked for what he really is to the masses-a fat unlovable grifter. The doc will be framed to show Baked as a shitty alt-right manchild desperate to stay relevant. He's absolutely unemployable for the rest of his life, banished to beg and humiliate himself for next to nothing.

The fall out and untold levels of butthurt from Baked and his droogs compromised of hanger-on lackies will be palpable. Despite what they may think, this doc will not attract a larger audience to them. Now Fat Alaska is a one-trick pony relying on nigger donos to grow his gunt.
 
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Lmao I do enjoy how uncomfortable Theroux is when he isn't in control of the filming
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It is hilarious, and I hope Louis has a sense of humour about it, well I kinda do, cuz if he doesn't it could lead to him getting hilariously venomous in how he depicts Baked in his doc out of a sense of revenge.
 
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tantric_depressive said:
It is hilarious, and I hope Louis has a sense of humour about it, well I kinda do, cuz if he doesn't it could lead to him getting hilariously venomous in how he depicts Baked in his doc out of a sense of revenge.
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That's the true beauty of the situation about to unfold. Baked legit believes Louis is going to elevate him back up to some semblance of relevance, that he's the conniving puppetmaster thats going to use Louis for some "premo yoba contont" That even if Louis takes a hatchet to him he's got a new in with the wignats "look at what the sneaky joooooo did to me via selective editing!!!1!"
Louis will be laughing all the way to the bank because he doesn't need to work that hard at making baked look like a mouthbreathing buffoon. Just put a camera in front of Tim and watch the moron run facefirst into a wall repeatedly.

" I came away from my time with the chameleonic Tim, not with a greater understanding of the dissident right but more with a growning sense of sadness that, to this new generation of online E-celebs, eating copious amounts of fastfood and spraying innocent members of the public with mace, "all for the views" counts as entertainment. Nothing President Trump could have ever said and done could have had a more negative impact on the alt-right than Tim himself."
 
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