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I would like to start off by saying I’m not a psychic. I used astrology a few years ago to make this seek out what might happen with Chris in the future because I was exhausted with his blatant disregard for others, generally disgusting behavior, and being shouted down by others because I can see through people like Chris. My first prediction that I made for 2021 for Chris was that he would leave 14 BC due to financial troubles, and Barb’s death. I later revised my prediction after consulting text, and I still believed this may be a crisis precipitated by Barb’s death with further reaching consequences, forcing Chris out of his home due to his own sheer stupidity and immorality. I never in my wildest dreams thought Chris would bang his own fucking mother. I didn’t narrow down any dates because You know, “teflon tard” finally getting kicked out of 14 BC, surely, we’ll laugh, and someone will pay off the mortgage.
Anyhow, I’ve been studying astrology since I was 12 years, and to me, it’s much more of a correlational science based on fractals as opposed to divining mumbo jumbo that pilfering idiots like to tout. The reason why it works as a prognostication tool is rooted in the presence and energy of a divine being. The astrological chart is a map or a snapshot for the personality as well as the beginning and end of a person’s life, as well as everything in between. It’s synchronicity in motion. I don’t use the Tropical zodiac that was based on the terrible bastardized teachings of William Lilly that founded today’s Instagram astrology. I use the zodiac that was taught to me by a friend of my mother’s friend who was a nice Jewish man that practiced Kabbalah. This zodiac was created by Mesopotamians and Egyptians, and is based on where the planets are in the sky, which is called the Sidereal Fagan/Bradley zodiac.
So, onto the good stuff……I’m just going to talk about the most prominent stuff.
Chris has one of the weirdest and most deviant charts I’ve ever seen. The first thing that jumps out in Chris’ astrological chart is that he’s a double Aquarius. He’s in no way a Pisces, if he were, the situation with Barb would be 10x worse. His sun and moon being so close together in Aspect indicate someone with a monstrous ego that is constant need for validation and recognition. These people are often narcissistic and need to be the center of attention. They often have exceedingly high libidos and constantly think about sex. They often feel the need to exalt themselves, even if they’ve done nothing to deserve it. This falls in line with Chris’ thirst for celebrity and his many small appearances in TV, newspaper, and on the Internet. The ED didn’t create this monster, Chris would have always found a way to gain notoriety if that avenue didn’t exist. His double Aquarius nature (Sun & Moon) impart aspects of genius and utter insanity. This is a sign of innovation and forward thinking, but also, this sign doesn’t recognize boundaries, or social class like age, gender, family, rich or poor. I’ve seen many unwashed hippy Marxist douchebags, innovators, and auti-skizoids alike born with luminaries (Moon/Sun) in Aquarius. Steve Jobs and Autophag. Statistically for some reason, this sign is extremely brilliant yet mentally ill. Aquarius also embodies the nontraditional, antiestablishment, and antiauthority; it bows to no man. And even though it’s synonymous with the water carrier, another archetype it’s often associated with includes the anti-Christ. Chris’ Sun is square Uranus, which makes him like 10 times more insane. As far as gender goes, Aquarius is actually devoid of gender and personifies a genderless alien. These traits when involved with planets like the sun and the moon make up Chris’ core personality traits, and also signify his relationship to his mother and father.
Something that I find so weird is that Bob was born September 4thth, making him a strong Leo, which is positioned opposite Leo in the Zodiac. It’s all about recognizing royalty, social class, tradition, eugenics (Margaret Sanger), and the embodiment of Jesus Christ made flesh. Bob was literally a noble king besieged by revolutionary forces, which is quite common among immediate family members. Bob had many planets in Leo, which made his personality clash with Chris’ even more.
The next aspect that is exact in Chris’ chart is Venus square his Pluto in Libra. Venus in a man’s chart is associated with how he views or relates to biological femininity, and for both genders, it’s how they socialize with others and seek pleasures. Pluto presets astrological energy of two extremes. “All or nothing”, so to speak. This energy is more tolerated by women. In a woman, Venus/Pluto personifies biological femininity and sexual energy. Beyoncé has this same aspect prominently featured in her astrological chart, and it’s not uncommon to see this same aspect in super models, career prostitutes, and sex symbols. However, in men like Chris, this skews their perception of female sexuality, making them almost obsessed and entranced by it. I’ve noticed this aspect particularly prominent in the charts of effeminate, homosexual men. Often times, these men are timid with psychosexual sexual disorders and are often unable to relate to others or try to over-relate and are left to wonder why everyone despises them. As for sexual disorders with men who have this aspect, women are often the target regardless of sexuality either through personal attacks, rape, or murder. Thankfully, this aspect is in the background of Chris’ astrological chart, or it would have wreaked much more legal havoc in his life. This aspect does have the potential to turn a straight man into shy mamma’s boy, who’s also a serial killer of women. This is also indicative of what Null said last night on stream, Chris either closes himself off, or he lets everything hang out when relating to people (boundaries).
The next closest aspect is Mercury/Jupiter. First, Mercury is on Chris’ ascendant, which makes him extremely neurotic and prone to anxiety, and positioned in Capricorn, it makes him extremely, extremely stupid and impulsive. Mercury making an aspect so close to Jupiter is why Chris’ is so obsessed with wheeling and dealing, trying to create a business empire for his Sonichus. I always chuckled when Marvin would make jokes about Chris acting like a used car salesman because this aspect is quite common in their charts. Sadly, Mercury being so close to an angle and in Capricorn means Chris never had a chance to be run a successful business. It also means that his work ethic sucks, and he relies windfalls.
The next closest aspect in Chris’ chart is Mars conjoined to Saturn in Virgo. This is another terrible aspect for a man to have in their astrological chart because Mars represents biological masculinity while Saturn is extremely constricting in nature. This reflects a lot of misandry in Chris’ life and what he views as weakness as other men…..like having a small penis, the inability to be direct and pick up chicks. This doesn’t reflect that he’s not a man or that virility is absent from his life, just that he views it as such. The positive thing about this aspect is that imparts Chris with the ability to withstand difficulties in his life, almost like a psychological callus. But it is also significant of an innumerable amount of challenges (stress sighs). Having Mars in Virgo is also telling of Chris’ failed attempts to use strategy instead of emotion, charisma, and intuition to find a sweetheart and a sex partner.
Mars/Saturn also makes men specifically bullies. They're always looking for something to fight against, so they don't have to face the truth that at the core, they are weak and pathetic. This also makes them push around and exhert their will over people who are weaker than they are (Chris Vs. Barb). Tommy Tooter also has this aspect in his astrological chart.
Something that I find so weird is that Bob was born September 4thth, making him a strong Leo, which is positioned opposite Leo in the Zodiac. It’s all about recognizing royalty, social class, tradition, eugenics (Margaret Sanger), and the embodiment of Jesus Christ made flesh. Bob was literally a noble king besieged by revolutionary forces, which is quite common among immediate family members. Bob had many planets in Leo, which made his personality clash with Chris’ even more.
The next aspect that is exact in Chris’ chart is Venus square his Pluto in Libra. Venus in a man’s chart is associated with how he views or relates to biological femininity, and for both genders, it’s how they socialize with others and seek pleasures. Pluto presets astrological energy of two extremes. “All or nothing”, so to speak. This energy is more tolerated by women. In a woman, Venus/Pluto personifies biological femininity and sexual energy. Beyoncé has this same aspect prominently featured in her astrological chart, and it’s not uncommon to see this same aspect in super models, career prostitutes, and sex symbols. However, in men like Chris, this skews their perception of female sexuality, making them almost obsessed and entranced by it. I’ve noticed this aspect particularly prominent in the charts of effeminate, homosexual men. Often times, these men are timid with psychosexual sexual disorders and are often unable to relate to others or try to over-relate and are left to wonder why everyone despises them. As for sexual disorders with men who have this aspect, women are often the target regardless of sexuality either through personal attacks, rape, or murder. Thankfully, this aspect is in the background of Chris’ astrological chart, or it would have wreaked much more legal havoc in his life. This aspect does have the potential to turn a straight man into shy mamma’s boy, who’s also a serial killer of women. This is also indicative of what Null said last night on stream, Chris either closes himself off, or he lets everything hang out when relating to people (boundaries).
The next closest aspect is Mercury/Jupiter. First, Mercury is on Chris’ ascendant, which makes him extremely neurotic and prone to anxiety, and positioned in Capricorn, it makes him extremely, extremely stupid and impulsive. Mercury making an aspect so close to Jupiter is why Chris’ is so obsessed with wheeling and dealing, trying to create a business empire for his Sonichus. I always chuckled when Marvin would make jokes about Chris acting like a used car salesman because this aspect is quite common in their charts. Sadly, Mercury being so close to an angle and in Capricorn means Chris never had a chance to be run a successful business. It also means that his work ethic sucks, and he relies windfalls.
The next closest aspect in Chris’ chart is Mars conjoined to Saturn in Virgo. This is another terrible aspect for a man to have in their astrological chart because Mars represents biological masculinity while Saturn is extremely constricting in nature. This reflects a lot of misandry in Chris’ life and what he views as weakness as other men…..like having a small penis, the inability to be direct and pick up chicks. This doesn’t reflect that he’s not a man or that virility is absent from his life, just that he views it as such. The positive thing about this aspect is that imparts Chris with the ability to withstand difficulties in his life, almost like a psychological callus. But it is also significant of an innumerable amount of challenges (stress sighs). Having Mars in Virgo is also telling of Chris’ failed attempts to use strategy instead of emotion, charisma, and intuition to find a sweetheart and a sex partner.
Mars/Saturn also makes men specifically bullies. They're always looking for something to fight against, so they don't have to face the truth that at the core, they are weak and pathetic. This also makes them push around and exhert their will over people who are weaker than they are (Chris Vs. Barb). Tommy Tooter also has this aspect in his astrological chart.
This is Chris' Solar Return For 2021, it's basically a chart that is generated each time the sun returns to the exact same position as it did when you were born only ithe planets and their position are different because time passes, planets move, and things change, and it lasts the entire year and can signify far-reaching consequences.. This is the chart I made my prognostication on.
If you notice, the moon is opposite Pluto by about a margin of 3 degrees. This can transform your life for better or worse depending on the surrounding context. It can signify saying goodbye to a person for good, a severing of a close relationship, an extreme shock, emotional or physical and emotional alienation from familiar and often comforting circumstances.
What makes it so bad is having two terrible planets on an angle, Saturn on the Ascendant. Saturn in this position once again represents constriction of the self, and exactly square Uranus represents a lot of anxiety, difficult choices, and autonomy vs freedom. Mars is on the very bottom of the chart on the Imum coeli representing aggressive action in the homelife along with turmoil and disturbances. It's making another exact aspect to Pluto, which represents being punished for your actions. Planets on these angles carry the loudest voices and expressions. Also, there was Venus/Mars aspect for Chris in his Solar Return this year meaning he was extra horny and would get sex one way or another
What makes it so bad is having two terrible planets on an angle, Saturn on the Ascendant. Saturn in this position once again represents constriction of the self, and exactly square Uranus represents a lot of anxiety, difficult choices, and autonomy vs freedom. Mars is on the very bottom of the chart on the Imum coeli representing aggressive action in the homelife along with turmoil and disturbances. It's making another exact aspect to Pluto, which represents being punished for your actions. Planets on these angles carry the loudest voices and expressions. Also, there was Venus/Mars aspect for Chris in his Solar Return this year meaning he was extra horny and would get sex one way or another
I really hope that mods won't delete this thread or close it, I will be updating it with more predictions about this year and the fallout from this.
Thanks.
If anyone has questions just ask, but please be civil.
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