Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

[TubeLord]

Signature sex move? What is it?

Something like this.

 

[Xenomorph]

Chris says he has an open relationship with this Fiona. . . (transcript from the call with "10thanonymous/Bella")

Woman: But you recently started dating Fiona, isn’t that- that’s true, right? In an open relationship?
Chris: Yeah- yep, it’s- it’s de- it’s- between Barbra and I, it’s an open relationship and I made that very clear with her.
Woman: Right, is Barbra dating anybody else?
Chris: [‘’unintelligible’’] Well- uhh, probably not.
Woman: [‘’coughs’’] No? But she’s fine with you dating other people, right?
Chris: Yeah, she’s okay.

Well sure, the sick cunt is using his Mother as practice.

 

[W00K #17]

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That's simply not true. The rapist and murderer of this little girl was trying to get off for being retarded, but they put him down anyway.
John Couey and others have been put down for murder and rape, and they were retarded.

Based.

 

[King Homer⠀]

I respectfully disagree but I still love you.

i'll help you out here but i better get an Informative reaction

stuff chris said about his "girlfriend"
>Past her 50s
>wants to keep it secret so it won't hurt her
>Referring to himself as her former son
>Accountant
>The book of massages to that shows how to get elderly people aroused
>he said he had sex with her every 3 days

now you do the math

he wanted to brag about being sexually active but wasn't retarded enough to admit to Null that it was with barb so he made up something that was semi-believable

 

[W00K #17]

I hope he gets a subpoena. I don't dislike Null but God it would be fucking funny if he had to fly from Serbia to Virginia to tell a jury about Chris.

I doubt they would seek an extradition order for witness testimony in the Chris chan case.

 

[White Baby]

DCFS/OCS isn't involved in this. It would be APS (Adult Protective Services). Rape is pretty cut and dry and there are test kits available to assist with the investigation process. Incest between a mother and son is a class 5 felony according to some of the posters here...

Yes, but they are similar organizations and I can't imagine that APS is any less understaffed and jaded than your typical OCS office. That and mother/daughter incest is not explicitly illegal by VA law, so that might hamper prosecution. If it does go to the courts the case will probably outlive Kiwifarms and maybe even Barb.

 

[Video Games]

Was his gf hotter than Barb though?

Equally hot. Exactly.

 

[King Kiwi]

I wonder if Chris wanted this leaked so someone would do something about his utter depravity; maybe somewhere in the very vast corners of his mind he knew this was wrong and he wanted to get caught.

That would explain why he took it all so coolly; there's no way he couldn't have sus that this wouldn't get leaked.

M8s, we've been had.

 

[W00K #17]

i'll help you out here but i better get an Informative reaction

>Past her 50s
>wants to keep it secret so it won't hurt her
>Referring to himself as her former son
>Accountant
>The book of massages to that shows how to get elderly people aroused

now you do the math

Oh bruh I am just shit posting in a shit situation. I'm sorry you wasted you time though. Kind of.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I want off of this wild ride now.

 

[Lord Khaz]

Does Charon accept Chris Chan silver? Cause I'm gonna need to order two to replace my eyes I've ripped out.

I've heard he does, but then he takes you to Uber Hell. Chris is destined for Mega Hell, which is even worse.

 

[c-beams]

Yes, but they are similar organizations and I can't imagine that APS is any less understaffed and jaded than your typical OCS office. That and mother/daughter incest is not explicitly illegal by VA law, so that might hamper prosecution. If it does go to the courts the case will probably outlive Kiwifarms and maybe even Barb.

I don't believe your second claim is accurate:

§ 18.2-366. Sexual intercourse by persons forbidden to marry; incest; penalties.​

A. Any person who engages in sexual intercourse with any person whom he is forbidden by law to marry is guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor except as provided by subsection B.

B. Any person who engages in sexual intercourse with his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, or father or mother is guilty of a Class 5 felony. However, if a parent or grandparent engages in sexual intercourse with his child or grandchild, and such child or grandchild is at least 13 years of age but less than 18 years of age at the time of the offense, such parent or grandparent is guilty of a Class 3 felony.

C. For the purposes of this section, parent includes stepparent, grandparent includes step-grandparent, child includes a stepchild, and grandchild includes a step-grandchild.

Code 1950, § 18.1-191; 1960, c. 358; 1975, cc. 14, 15; 1981, c. 397; 1993, c. 703; 2014, c. 542; 2020, cc. 122, 900.

The laws are written in masculine form, but "she" also applies any where "he" is seen.

Don't disagree they're probably understaffed and jaded as fuck. But this is a pretty fucked up case and it's already blowing up.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Why, why did I click on this

I could have live a 1000 years and not known this.

I hate you Null

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wonder if Chris wanted this leaked so someone would do something about his utter depravity; maybe somewhere in the very vast corners of his mind he knew this was wrong and he wanted to get caught.

That would explain why he took it all do coolly; there's no way he couldn't have sus that this wouldn't get leaked.

M8s, we've been had.

I think the same thing as well, but we all know about Chris, he knows he is kicking 40, and this was his last-ditch effort fame. Isn't it strange that all of Chris' efforts at fame involve doing something utterly depraved.

Drawing Porn of Best Friend
Eating Semen
Fucking Blow Up Dolls
Getting Dick Pierced Twice
Taint Slashing
Sex with ma

There is something very dark about his personality that makes him act this way.

 

[Danger]

I don't want to be a downer, but considering the multiple publicized stories of DCFS/OCS ignoring child abuse until the child ends up dying, there is a not insignificant chance that Chris will end up back with his mother if they're unable to build a solid enough case against him. However, if that happens there will likely be increased scrutiny on him and Barb.

Also good to remember Nick Bate was walking around for years openly talking about molesting his sister before anything happened in terms of legal consequences.

I agree that this stuff is serious business, its very clear elder exploitation to us, but there are a lot of elements that make it murky.

We don't really know Barb has said to the authorities, or how she's cooperating, or how lucid she seems to whatever investigators that have talked to her.

Maybe I'm just a pessimistic dude, but it seems to me that the accountability bus is often slow and unreliable.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

Barb is some sort of MILF/GILF.

If porn comes out of them I'm going to kill myself

Carole Baskin got her spot on Dancing with the Stars, when will it be Barb's turn?

 

[ColtWalker1847]

Never underestimate the persistence of Twitter weens.

I suppose. I sometimes forget that even though we get up to some dumb shit this is one of the less retarded parts of the internet.

 

[Enoby Way]

Chris almost certainly has a form of Narcissistic Personality Disorder mixed with his Autism. Like salt and pepper seasoning on a recently farted on cake.

He had a consistent behavior pattern of entitlement, along with constant justifications for his shitty behavior. This not only extended to money, but women around him. This wasn't new behavior, remember gal pals? He's had this since he was a child. The constant reasoning behind why he couldn't get a job, the constant blaming of the world for his problems, the list goes on. He had no shame, and believed himself to be more attractive and capable than anyone else. He often used this distorted view of himself to invade the personal privacy of many women. He was reactive to anything that threatened his false sense of self, often going to absurd lengths to fight back. He was easily trollable because his personality style required validation from others (another key trait of NPD). To control him, you simply needed to feed him validation. He was able to shake off even the most shameful events in his life, like nothing happened. It's because he lived in a narcissistic delusion.

It was inevitable that he'd reach peak delusion and narcissism and consequences would finally get to him. I just don't think anyone (myself included) expected this.

Hindsight is definitely fucked up.

Having NPD and being a narcissist are 2 different things. He's a narcissist for sure, but since his narcissism isn't causing him distress, he doesn't fit the dx criteria for NPD. Doesn't really matter what the label is, either way a narcissist or an NPD-dx'd person causes distress in those around them.

 

[Dynamic]

Ugh him talking about how he is trying to have Barb remember times when she was a young kid and talking about it while this monster is "massaging" her and telling her how proud he is of her remembering things when she was 2 years old.
Meanwhile having the mental faculties of a child.
Y'know these past two days I think collectively no kiwi has eaten anything due to the immense disgust and overall disgusting feeling you get reading this shit.

Did any one else read that as "Barb was molested as a child"? Is Chris the only incest Barb has been involved in?

Jesus fucking christ. This whole saga makes me want to castrate myself and go fuck off and join a monastery far far away in some cold mountain region where I don't speak, brew high alcohol beer and just get drunk off my ass every day while this world shits itself to death. Chris needs to be put in a group home for the rest of his natural life. Obviously his mother needs to be put into a nursing home. She's a horrible human being, but fucking hell.

Chris' best outcome is in a group home or institution for the rest of his natural life. I have seen homeless people identical to the levels of reality Chris has. Obviously he needs to be institutionalized or he WILL end up homeless. He is too mentally incapable to live on his own. He's lived this way for so long he's lost in a schizophrenic realm of narcissistic delusion, and its only going to grow worse. You cannot help him. He needs 24/7 monitoring, care and to be force-fed fucking medication. His internet use needs to be extraordinarily monitored.

The thing is he's not going to get this help. The state isn't going to shill out hundreds of thousands of dollars on care that he needs. And nobody is going to take up a charity case of a fucking incestuous lunatic divorced from fucking reality. His fate is clearly outpatient for a few years, some medication and a bus ticket while he panhandles on the side of the road, slipping into more and more delusional states before he dies of exposure. Jesus fucking christ.

Chris might not need meds. He's retarded and the internet is constantly fucking with him. If the internet was removed and he had a care worker supporting him he could be brought back to reality. How much of Chris's opinions are internet bullshit playing pretend and how much is real? He attention seeks and gets rewarded for saying dumb stuff.

Fucking hell. It just occurred to me that not only has Chris been fucking Barb since the 27th, but this shit has roots going back years. Ready for it to get worse? Because it's gonna get a hell of a lot worse:

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Source (archived due to the CWCki being down. Be warned: Barb x Chris porn is on this page.)

I... fuck, I don't even know what to say. This whole situation is unbelievably fucked up on so many levels.

Why do people forget this? They were always creepy and too intimate.

I hope he gets a subpoena. I don't dislike Null but God it would be fucking funny if he had to fly from Serbia to Virginia to tell a jury about Chris.

Null tried to white knight Chris and got his ass burned. He was told not to and he still did it. If he gets subpoenaed he asked for it and a lot more.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Signature sex move? What is it?

This was before the leak. He was already secretly raping Barb already. This or the helicopter sex doll spin.