Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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ColorfulCassowary said:
I think "pew pew" is what she, as a comedian, says everytime she makes a joke, a la "zing". Example: She told me "come over, there's nobody home". I went over, there was nobody home! Pew pew!

They really could've pointed this out in the trailer, but they were too busy selling her real character trait: Her penis.
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What'd be more interesting is actually having the audience act like an audience during a comedy scene, right down to hecklers being funnier than the jokes in this show.
 
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Happy 50 pages! from their tumblr

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quote- what are micro aggressions? (from the article he linked above)
Two terms have risen quickly from obscurity into common campus parlance.Microaggressions are small actions or word choices that seem on their face to have no malicious intent but that are thought of as a kind of violence nonetheless. For example, by some campus guidelines, it is a microaggression to ask an Asian American or Latino American “Where were you born?,” because this implies that he or she is not a real American. Trigger warnings are alerts that professors are expected to issue if something in a course might cause a strong emotional response. For example, some students have called for warnings that Chinua Achebe’s Things Fall Apart describes racial violence and that F. Scott Fitzgerald’sThe Great Gatsby portrays misogyny and physical abuse, so that students who have been previously victimized by racism or domestic violence can choose to avoid these works, which they believe might “trigger” a recurrence of past trauma.
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More confirmation. Hayden doesn't understand the people he's pandering too.

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Ass Manager 3000 said:
Hayden's been a tear today.

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oh my god, the whole "pew pew" thing wasn't so annoying before, but now it's just getting redundant.

He's treating his shitty "jokes" like they're the best in the world, so he has to do his stupid made-up "shots fired" thing so EVERYONE knows how good of a joke he just made. These people are the worst kind.
 
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rookie said:
oh my god, the whole "pew pew" thing wasn't so annoying before, but now it's just getting redundant.

He's treating his shitty "jokes" like they're the best in the world, so he has to do his stupid made-up "shots fired" thing so EVERYONE knows how good of a joke he just made. These people are the worst kind.
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Makes me appreciate Geechy Guy's "joke grenades".
 
rookie said:
oh my god, the whole "pew pew" thing wasn't so annoying before, but now it's just getting redundant.

He's treating his shitty "jokes" like they're the best in the world, so he has to do his stupid made-up "shots fired" thing so EVERYONE knows how good of a joke he just made. These people are the worst kind.
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Reminds me of this (sorry I couldn't find a better quality):
 
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Johnny Bravo said:
It occurs to me they could have tried a lot harder with black guy's t-shirt. It's supposed to be a t-shirt for the game they play but it just says BUGS in all caps and dull colors. Try to image Blizzard selling a t- shirt with WORLD OF WARCRAFT on the front in massive Comic Sans. That's what his shirt is like.
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For some reason, I expect that if I ever would happen to watch that show, the black guy would annoy me the most, because he looks so dull and indolent and self-pitying, basically like Leonard from The Big Crap Theory.

I'll admit that I MIGHT find the asian character cute if her face didn't look like it was drawn by a gradeschooler.

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DAKKA DAKKA
 
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I for one hope that people keep constantly bringing up Maddie's voicework, because you can tell the salt flows freely whenever that topic comes up. Judging from the increasingly standoffish responses that the cast keeps putting out when confronted with Meowth, this is going to be a well of tears that runs very deep.
 
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Spellskite said:
I for one hope that people keep constantly bringing up Maddie's voicework, because you can tell the salt flows freely whenever that topic comes up. Judging from the increasingly standoffish responses that the cast keeps putting out when confronted with Meowth, this is going to be a well of tears that runs very deep.
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Well much like Sophie Labelle's mouthpiece, their eldritch genital configuration is their only point of pride. They can't write any decent jokes, they aren't good at cribbing funny jokes, and they aren't showing signs of putting any real amounts of love or care into this product. For fucks sake, us Kiwis made three variations of their show that I can already tell are better than what they have. Take away their lie, and they have nothing.

Besides, they're just pissed that Meowth was such an awesome character compared to whatever the fuck Shona is supposed to be.
 
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