Everything Chris told me about his girlfriend - a/k/a hindsight is 2020

[Ita Mori]

someone rent a room next to chris and film through a hole in the wall. i wanna know what she bought today

Neck yourself, faggot.

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Can nu-leftists stop making everything about themselves?
Retard fucks his mom; how can I make this about me and use it to silence people I don't like?

 

[Vorkland]

Chris actually withholding details shows that somewhere, deep within his broken mind, still knows that this is fucked up, and that honestly is one of the most disturbing parts for me

 

[Xarpho]

He knew it was fucking wrong and disgusting the entire time. He premeditated keeping it secret.

Barb may have been the only gal-pal hiding in plain sight. She has long had a CWCki entry.

 

[BYD]

Chris has a massive ego and thinks he's way smarter than he actually is so it seems pretty in-character to me.

Yes, Chris puts on this coy Machiavellian demeanor on occasion, often when he's alluding to a sexual victory. See the hooker story with his "met her on the back pages" clue.

 

[Aib Ld]

I can't even tell if Chris leaving clues meant he wanted to be found out as a plea, being a sociopath, or something else to his autistic brain. He even pointed out he had encouragers and the "I want you to figure it out" message. I am morbidly curious to know his motivations during all this. what the absolute fuck

 

[Zebedee]

As an extremely thin silver lining, I assume this means we’ve confirmed Barb is still alive then, right?

…

Right?

 

[King Kiwi]

As an extremely thin silver lining, I assume this means we’ve confirmed Barb is still alive then, right?

…

Right?

I'm assuming.
I don't think they took her in just to let her die.

 

[Covfefe]

And people accuse the farms of being obsessive stalkers

They will accuse us of doing this stalking. Just watch.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

We all knew Chris was never going to have a happy ending but in no way did I think it would have ended with him fucking Barb lmao

I think it's very likely he'd have 'Norman Bates' her if he hadn't got caught.

Between the autogynephilia and lack of healthy social relationships, I was reminded more of Norman Bates and Ed Gein rather than Oedipus during the unfolding of this incident. At least Oedipus was unintentional in his incest and expressed great remorse, which is something that I doubt Chris will ever feel about what he did to Barb.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Odds on this same individual now starting a stalking campaign?

edit: link the post, too, with an archive

edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/

Location Confirmed 10 Minutes Ago : ChrisChanSonichu

archived 1 Aug 2021 05:15:21 UTC

archive.ph

Spoiler: Reddit is the worst

 

[Kacho]

Why would god and the bear let this happen

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

>she
come the fuck on dude

Fuck it, if people still want to keep playing the pronoun game with Chris, let them. Just make sure the troons have to keep owning CWC.

 

[Barley]

40$ for a room for the night, and 710 to blow on Legos....

So, he will waste at least $200 of the stolen money on that motel since he's staying there until August 5th (please correct me if the date is wrong). So probably like $500-550 for his usual frivolities.

 

[CervixHammer]

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well there's someone whose hard drive the feds might want to take a peek at.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Feel free to rate this optimistic but I think there's a decent chance that Barb will flip on Chris. From the way Chris described it, consent was pretty much nonexistent and sex was painful for Barb. And that's Chris spinning this in the most positive light for him, which means that it must be worse than that. This might be her opportunity to get him away for good.

Plus, he just stole $750 from her, which I'm sure is a lot of dough for the Chandlers. It's way more than he would need to support himself until August 5th, so that's a sign that Chris thinks this will not blow over anytime soon.

I’m also doing a megathink64 on what Barb has been like during this.

• Did she fight it not wanting to leave the horde?
• Did she happily leave with the social workers?
• Was she happy to see them and is making police statements?
• Does she act dumb?
• Does she deny it and say the only rape she’s a victim of is ChaseCredit debt collectors?

So many Questions and not enough popcorn.

 

[Zebedee]

I’m also doing a megathink64 on what Barb has been like during this.

• Did she fight it not wanting to leave the horde?
• Did she happily leave with the social workers?
• Was she happy to see them and is making police statements?
• Does she act dumb?
• Does she deny it and say the only rape she’s a victim of is ChaseCredit debt collectors?

So many Questions and not enough popcorn.

With any luck, she makes statements.

Barb is a shitty person and an even worse parent, but no one deserves to get fucking raped.

 

[Jed Clampett]

but no one deserves to get fucking raped.

Not even rapists?

 

[Zebedee]

Not even rapists?

Argument receded, though to clarify I meant more as a general ‘the average shitty person’ doesn’t deserve to get the struggle snuggle.

 

[The Booba Expert]

I still can't believe after all these years of memeing about Chris and Barb having an incestual relationship that it actually ended up happening. This whole thing is still so surreal to me. The memes were hilarious but I never thought that he would actually sink to that level, I didn't think he and Barb were that twisted...

 

[Barley]

Not defending Chris or attacking Barb here.
She would absolutely throw Chris under the bus if it benefited her and it's so easy for an elderly person to fake weakness and all but, then, with Chris away, it's impossible that they will just make her live there all by herself. So, they will have to do something about these two, either the 2 of them return to that house or nobody does.