Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Archeops]

Chris has a long history of choosing to do the worst possible thing in any given situation. The signs of his creepy mommy attraction were to be seen long before even Bob's death. I have little doubt he did the deed.

The question that remains to be answered now is how much Barb was involved. Is she really as vegetative as she appears to be, or has she sunk to using sex as another tool to manipulate her son? It's not entirely impossible, given the timing, that she deliberately started this right before Everfree, because she has a pathological need for control, and cannot stand him leaving her for that long.

Seeing as how Chris was able to attend past MLP conventions without issue I doubt Barb has much going on in the ol' thinking muscle now. There's also the whole thing about incest being illegal in Virginia to consider, we all know that Chris is a bad liar and would brag about doing the horizontal Monster Mash with a woman.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Yes. I'm blinded. Next year maybe you can try and help DSP pay off his mortgage?

Null has too big a heart. There's nothing wrong with wanting to help a tard in need, but eventually even he would get tired.
Someone has to cut the cord and let consequences catch up to Chris. Nothing will change until then.

 

[Edelweiss]

Real shit, to pull a stunt like this for internet asspats... if this is indeed a gay op, I can think of no greater evil in all of Christory.

God, I bet Null needs a hug or a pat on the back or something right now.

Null's going to need years of therapy and copious amounts of psychedelics.

 

[heathercho]

It's always some random farmer who comes out of woodwork who just so happens to know someone coincidentally as we talk about them. This must be a deus ex machina. Or, morelikely, complete fucking horseshit.

Everyone who followed IBS knows Goose, wtf are you even talking about.

 

[Henry Wentworth Akeley]

It's so fucking surreal having known about Chris for over a decade and suddenly hearing random coworkers talking about him. We have truly entered the goddamn clown dimension.

Damn I guess the merge really happened.

 

[SilenceIsViolence]

Has there been any discussion about the apparent cuts in the audio?

Full audio in this thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/raw-unedited-15-minute-clip.96719/post-9591174

 

[Easterling]

That feel when reddit is fucking with chris more in the last few days than we ever have.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Now that we're all alogging can we just get on with it and leak the Bob's Death Recording? It's the holy grail of christory and I think now's the time to leak it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Damn I guess the merge really happened.

The merge of Tyrone's dick with Chris' ass.

 

[Teacherfart]

(oops late)

 

[Muppetstudios]

It's only just occurred to me that in a few months I will receive a silver coin with a picture of a motherfucker on.....

 

[Chewing Character]

Real shit, to pull a stunt like this for internet asspats... if this is indeed a gay op, I can think of no greater evil in all of Christory.

God, I bet Null needs a hug or a pat on the back or something right now.

You better kiss Null goodnight and tuck him into bed while you’re at it.

 

[jenstark101]

think people should stop inserting themselves into the lives of others, especially when they aren't mature enough to take care of their own lives

 

[A Money Creature]

(oops late)

Oh shit.

 

[Little_Bird]

(oops late)

God I still can’t get over how he parked like a mother fucker.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Over/under that the police go to his room and this ends in a tard rage?

Friday that statement would of been optimistic. Today there is no optimism left.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

my name is Likeicare, i have been an admin on Encyclopedia Dramatica for a decade and i was in a trolling org with Goose called the Bill Waggoner Crew

When did you join the Bill Waggoner Crew?

 

[Ed Special]

You better kiss Null goodnight and tuck him into bed while you’re at it.

And I'll make him some milk and cookies while I'm at it.

 

[Bluemonday]

It's only just occurred to me that in a few months I will receive a silver coin with a picture of a motherfucker on.....

This was clearly a ploy by Chris to tank the value of the kiwi coin.

 

[McSneaks]

Null has too big a heart

lol