Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Little_Bird said:
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Do you remember that Gemma Hayter case? I recall one of the murders thought prison would be like a vacation, like he thought he’d get a PS2 or some dumb shit like that. I bet Chris thinks he’s gonna be playing with legos and model magic all day. Oh Chris.
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chris is gonna walk up to the aryan brotherhood, and the vicelords seeking new sonichu fans.
 
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garfieldgirl69 said:
DIY Prison Medallion:
Step 1: Trade anal virginity for cigarettes.
Step 2: Trade cigarettes for cell phone.
Step 3: Use YouTube reality shifting videos to Make America Sonichu Again.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit. To be spent on plastic garbage, of course.
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IDK why, but I can picture a Chris-chan version of The Green Mile movie getting made with Chris in the John Coffee/Magical Retard role.
 
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garfieldgirl69 said:
Could someone tell me what IBS stands for in this context? All that comes to mind for me is irritable bowel syndrome, but we aren't supposed to discuss incontinence...
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Internet Bloodsports. Gamergaters and their adjacent riff-raff clustered together to yell at one another. Some lols were produced (many due to self-owns) and it was fun while it lasted; it inevitably died due to the hubris of fucktards of varying fucktardery bleeding the grift dry. See: Ethan Ralph for the textbook example.

Still incontinence, just in a different form
 
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Doctor Krieger said:
Contraband is usually drugs or smokes. Hell, chicken soup stock is super common to make prison food more palatable. Imagine the confusion the guards are gonna have when they find a handful of legos hidden Chris’s ass….
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Alright, who's gonna crowdfund my Shawshank reboot wherein Chris hides his XXXL escape hole with a poster of Rainbow Dash?
 
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Re-post from the spotted car thread, fresh from the reddit oven!
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The year is 2023, Chris Chan is convicted of incestual rape, theft and crushing Null's heart. As he is sent through processing to serve the remainder of his life prison security at "she"/"her" prison on outskirts of Alexandria built by the Biden administration proceed to strip search and find the decrepit shit and cum covered sonichu medallion inserted inside his ass. Confiscating it and placing it in storage the medallion slowly disintegrates, turning to dust, robbing Chris-Chan of all his dimensional powers.

Chris Chan is no more, now only Prison Chris remains
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Special Agent Punchy said:
Imagining Chris detained somewhere without his medallion really makes it feel final. Are prisoners and mental patients allowed to have crayola markers?
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No guys, remember? His true power comes from his high school class ring. He just need to smuggle it in his fake china when he goes to prison. No way they will strip search him there.
 
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Doctor Krieger said:
Contraband is usually drugs or smokes. Hell, chicken soup stock is super common to make prison food more palatable. Imagine the confusion the guards are gonna have when they find a handful of legos hidden Chris’s ass….
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Maybe we'll get lucky and have round 2 of the medallion up the ass. That'll be fucking hilarious if news got out.
 
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Bluemonday said:
The year is 2023, Chris Chan is convicted of incestual rape, theft and crushing Null's heart. As he is sent through processing to serve the remainder of his life prison security at "she"/"her" prison on outskirts of Alexandria built by the Biden administration proceed to strip search and find the decrepit shit and cum covered sonichu medallion inserted inside his ass. Confiscating it and placing it in storage the medallion slowly disintegrates, turning to dust, robbing Chris-Chan of all his dimensional powers.

Chris Chan is no more, now only Prison Chris remainsView attachment 2398330
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Chris could seriously get big in prison if he just starts lifting, and when he gets out he becomes the bane of all jerkcops
 
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garfieldgirl69 said:
Could someone tell me what IBS stands for in this context? All that comes to mind for me is irritable bowel syndrome, but we aren't supposed to discuss incontinence...
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What could most charitably be called "Internet personalities" discovered Google Hangouts and then used it to have endless pointless arguments about nothing. Also there was a French guy who fucked retards
 
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