Tranny tranny lifting weights
loads the bar with lotsa plates
lifts it up towards the sky
over women, very high
twas a man not long ago
changed it for olympic show
enter laurel, came to quarrel
picked a fight to show her morals
on the stage he stood out stark
pattern baldness twas his mark
as he waited, legs wide spread
dreams of gold within his head
all the women did their best
/ourguy/ soon was up to test
with a manly 'hup!' he strode
to the bar in lifting mode
picked it up, but there he faltered
like the gender he did alter
second try, he sure was shaky
got it up, his elbow achy
judges didn't seem to mind
almost like the lot was blind
out again, third times the charm!
but disagreed his manly arms...
here the fairy tale does end
of the man who did ascend
to a ladies locker room
the muscle laden, balding troon