Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Plot twist: he was saying Mother in a Virginian accent

"MAAAHM, MAAAAAAAHM"
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Didn't he lose his virginity to some prostitute?
Yes and he regain it.

Do you think the thought of "I fucked it up this time" comes to his head for once? By the time Null cut contact with Chris (temporary or for good) because of his stupidity, I think he's on his knees begging. He had to learn things the hard way.
 
Seems unlikely that it's all 100% bullshit. Seems pretty inescapable now that he's engaged in various sexual acts with his own elderly and "mush-brained" mother. What remains a big question, for me, is who started it.

Others have suggested that maybe he wasn't the one to initiate this thing with his mom. As far as I know, the "mom started it" theory still remains a strong possibility. I haven't studied Chris like I've studied some of the other cows, but based on what others have said it seems his mom has had serious issues with maintaining boundaries for a very long time now. As a person goes senile, due to dementia/Alzheimer's or whatever, it's fairly typical that they'll experience mood swings. Mood swings are a pretty common indicator that things are starting to go wrong in the brain. She might stop wearing her clothes one day, might even start hitting on Chris if she's temporarily forgotten who he is. I'm not trying to say that it's her own fault if she was raped, only suggesting that perhaps the fault isn't 100% Chris-chan's.

Look at the way he talks about it. It's like he has no idea he's done anything wrong. Sure, you can blame the autism for that, but I wonder... I don't think even his autism can cash a check that big.

I can't believe his mom put them in major debt and it now seems inevitable they're going to lose that house. His mom is a selfish, wretched excuse for a human being. What really stuck out to me in those text conversations was that she's apparently told him that she's never, ever masturbated in her entire life. That sounds like such a big, fat lie to me. How does someone with dementia have the wherewithal to lie about something so immaterial? Also, why the fuck is she telling her son that he's doing a great job hitting her g-spot while his dead dad wasn't able to?

IMO, it doesn't add up that this was all his own doing, I believe that (just like what happens with Chris and trolls) his mom somehow guided or encouraged (groomed) him towards this bizarre behavior. I mean, he even knew that it was supposed to stay a secret, right? "Strictly Confidential, just between you and I" but there was NOT A SINGLE HINT of any shame or embarrassment on his part while relating these disgusting events. I think it's because someone told him not to tell anyone. Perhaps the real abuser wanted it to stay secret because they knew how the world would react?

I'm not someone who likes Chris. I don't dislike him either, I'm just saying I have no reason to try and throw doubt on his guilt, no reason to try and protect him, I genuinely sense something amiss here beyond the "autistic son rapes elderly mother" tagline. I firmly believe that as more details come out we'll learn that she had more of a hand in this than most people realize.

It wouldn't surprise me a bit if she ended up throwing him under the bus to save herself. She's already done that once already by racking up all that debt. The poor doofus felt their souls "merging" or whatever the fuck, he'd absolutely lie for her if she asked him to.

I know that @Null is probably feeling pretty disappointed with Chris atm. If things are exactly as simple as they look then yes, Chris is a big disappointment. I don't think it's as simple as it looks though. I think maybe Chris didn't consider the $750 stealing because he was going to pay it back and in his autistic brain that wouldn't be stealing. Chris seems to have a good heart, like a child he might be selfish but my impression is that he really wants to be one of the good guys, not a bad guy. I can tell that Chris is probably a much better person than his mother is.
I disagree with the notion that Chris has no idea he has done something wrong. In the messages he states clearly that this should be "confidential", and he has stated in other places that incest is wrong.

As for Barb starting it, maybe, but fuck again in the messages Chris seems to be talking about how he was massaging her and pushing the boundaries etc. She even told him it hurts.

All pointing to the rape of his elderly mother, which is just fucking atrocious. The guy shouldn't be free.
 
Yes and he regain it.

Do you think the thought of "I fucked it up this time" comes to his head for once? By the time Null cut contact with Chris (temporary or for good) because of his stupidity, I think he's on his knees begging. He had to learn things the hard way.
Certainly not now since he suspiciously transferred the exact amount of money needed for a plane ticked to a convention he's already banned from, but very soon I think the reality will sink in. And it will be painful.
Hopefully he has access to his twitter then, and we get to harvest the delicious Chris sperging.
 
I'd be shocked if I found out UK Law is the only one with this clause. It doesn't fucking matter if it's traditional rape or not, it's still fucking vile.
I can see potential utility in separating penetrative sexual assault that can actually get someone pregnant against their will from cases 'just' using a finger/foreign object, but that's really just a matter of technicalities. I don't think anybody is arguing that a person penetrating someone against their will isn't a monster that should have the book thrown at them, whatever their offence is officially labelled as by the legal system.
 
I want you to imagine the horror of the following situation that is totally going to happen you guys srsly:

Imagine you are a public defender in Virginia. You don't get paid well, you get no respect, and everyone treats you like shit. You're in hick country, there's no one of value here, but god dammit, you have a calling. You are going to defend the defenseless, empower the powerless. Those with no money are the ones who need you the most, so you deal with the fact that you are over-worked and under-staffed, trying to juggle 20 cases at once while arguing with a judge with a death grip on a cheap cup of coffee.

And then they tell you that you just got assigned to a fat autist who raped his senile elderly mother. And now you have to do discovery...
Virginia isnt hick country, thats west virginia more than half that state is folks who work in DC or in the military or private sector.
In fact Northern Virginia is quite democratically motivated and has becoming more and more the case recently.
If it wasn't for NoVA raking in the jobs and young professionals spending millions on McMansions everywhere they would have to pay more taxes than they already do.
Shit even the rent for that area is over 2k with most DC folks moving to what they call the DC suburbs (northern va)
NoVA's school system believe it or not is one of the best in the country.
So what Im saying is he isnt dealing with lawyers like in My Cousin Vinny.
 
In hindsight, even when this was all about hedgehog type Pokemon and poking the retard, Chris was always creepy, obsessive, and possessive, of any woman who had the misfortune of being near him. Call me a fag, but I'd bet that some women don't think Chris is funny (pre mother rape) because they saw his potential to be dangerous.
This is an excellent point. It's why I feel like we still don't have the full story about what happened at PVCC and with Mary Lee Walsh, the story as told by Chris doesn't make sense and sounds like it has massive holes missing. What most likely happened was that multiple female students had complained to her about Chris acting towards them in a creepy and uncomfortable way. I don't think he would have been disciplined if he was just holding a sign and trying to hand out leaflets. Chris is probably much less funny to meet in person if you're a woman.
 
Yes and he regain it.

Do you think the thought of "I fucked it up this time" comes to his head for once? By the time Null cut contact with Chris (temporary or for good) because of his stupidity, I think he's on his knees begging. He had to learn things the hard way.
Is he so wrapped up in his little world as to not learn his lesson? I think that if he was actually capable of learning things "the hard way", he would have already done so.
 
I disagree with the notion that Chris has no idea he has done something wrong. In the messages he states clearly that this should be "confidential", and he has stated in other places that incest is wrong.

As for Barb starting it, maybe, but fuck again in the messages Chris seems to be talking about how he was massaging her and pushing the boundaries etc. She even told him it hurts.

All pointing to the rape of his elderly mother, which is just fucking atrocious. The guy shouldn't be free.
People can know something is frowned upon or illegal and want to keep it secret without believing that its wrong.

Chris wanted to tell people about it, and not to assuage their guilt. They were tickled fucking pink about it, at least if they way they talk about it in all the logs is any indication. Completely consumed by the delusion.
 
I want you to imagine the horror of the following situation that is totally going to happen you guys srsly:

Imagine you are a public defender in Virginia. You don't get paid well, you get no respect, and everyone treats you like shit. You're in hick country, there's no one of value here, but god dammit, you have a calling. You are going to defend the defenseless, empower the powerless. Those with no money are the ones who need you the most, so you deal with the fact that you are over-worked and under-staffed, trying to juggle 20 cases at once while arguing with a judge with a death grip on a cheap cup of coffee.

And then they tell you that you just got assigned to a fat autist who raped his senile elderly mother. And now you have to do discovery...

I have done civil legal aid in bongland a number of years back. Slightly fewer oedipal autistic lardarses and slightly more of the terminally stupid and annoying variety. But I did once represent a pyromaniac swinger.

You know, if I were in that public defender's position? I would absolutely defend the fuck out of it. I would treat it as a sort of bonus boss of criminal defence. I would take every point, assess every last piece of evidence, argue every point of law, and do everything I could to make it so that even if Chris is found guilty, nobody can possibly say that he didn't get a fair fucking trial.

Unfortunately I suspect that the biggest obstacle there will be Chris himself, who would likely overshare so much that he fatally wrecks any defence he might have been able to rely upon.
 
Is he so wrapped up in his little world as to not learn his lesson? I think that if he was actually capable of learning things "the hard way", he would have already done so.
With the amount of exposure and police involvement this has got, and even getting probably his only friend Null to cut contact, I think Chris will finally realize.

Chris is probably much less funny to meet in person if you're a woman.
Yeah, true. The con Chris got thrown out of for hugging/kissing people w/o consent is brushed off as Chris being a funny sperg but being on the recieving end must actually have been revolting.
 
IMO, it doesn't add up that this was all his own doing, I believe that (just like what happens with Chris and trolls) his mom somehow guided or encouraged (groomed) him towards this bizarre behavior. I mean, he even knew that it was supposed to stay a secret, right? "Strictly Confidential, just between you and I" but there was NOT A SINGLE HINT of any shame or embarrassment on his part while relating these disgusting events. I think it's because someone told him not to tell anyone. Perhaps the real abuser wanted it to stay secret because they knew how the world would react?
I think you're right about Chris not having any internal shame about this. He told Null that he wanted him to figure out who his new girlfriend was. No shame detected there, but he still knew to keep it a secret. In the audio, Bella reminds him that there are "social pressures" on the incest, so there you go. Chris's tone is really chilling to me, but he always adopts the speech patterns of the caller in these troll calls, and Bella has a very easy-going and sexually frank manner. Maybe that's why he sounds so especially gross and clinical?
The poor doofus felt their souls "merging" or whatever the fuck, he'd absolutely lie for her if she asked him to.
That part's the only time he goes into his retarded spiritual mode. If I want to stay optimistic, maybe that's a sign that he was imagining at least some of this stuff happening, hopefully some of the worse stuff.
Something happened. It seems bizarre that a mother would start grooming an adult son well into dementia, but I've never felt like I had a handle on Barb.
 
In UK law "rape" requires the use of a penis. The use of some foreign object instead would be classed as "sexual assault by penetration". Not that this has any relevance to Burgerland of course...
Wait, so according to British people, only men are capable of rape? Somebody nuke that country.
 
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