Ethan Ralph proposes to an asexual crypto-jew lolicon

[cistendered]

I hope they have Gator officiate the wedding.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I'm trying to think what Pantsu's plan is. She can't possibly want to be married with Ralph, right?

 

[Zizara]

I wonder what sort of new low level of destruction she'll visit upon Ethan. I don't think he'd make too good of a troon, at least.

 

[Ita Mori]

Are marriages between pigs and horses even legal in Virginia?

Commonwealth of Virginia VS Gunt, coming soon to a law class near you.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

What are the odds he somehow brought up Josh during the proposal? "Bayyybe, be my wife. I need to spite that dang Joshua Moon."

Also, nice trash-ass-Titanic necklace-lookin'-ass ring.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I don't know whats worse Chris raping and robbing his mom or ethan having a child with this tranny . Wait does she has a womb and can carry a child?

 

[Canoodler]

WHY CAN'T THIS MAN JUST WAIT FOR SHIT TO CALM DOWN IN HIS LIFE BEFORE JUMPING INTO ANOTHER PREPROGRAMMED DISASTER

Poor impulse control combined with autism.

 

[FearsReality]

WHY CAN'T THIS MAN JUST WAIT FOR SHIT TO CALM DOWN IN HIS LIFE BEFORE JUMPING INTO ANOTHER PREPROGRAMMED DISASTER

because he’s a man of danger

no seriously he’s just fucking retarded and can’t help himself

 

[Fandom Trash]

This is the worst fucking timeline ever.

 

[Dickxon]

Wait. People are already equating this to idubbbz and Anisa in trashyness.
Ralph is going to California for the Vickers case tomorrow.

They're gonna put in an extra stop in Vegas.

 

[LiquidKid]

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ANOTHER DEMON BABY FOR THE HARVEST BROTHERS

Her hands are so god damn manly, wtf?!

 

[Polyboros2]

Seafoam green is an ugly fingernail color, but I bet Ralph's fingernails are a shade that's much worse.

Congratulations Ralphamale! That's a good 3-4 missed bottles of maker's mark well spent, really shows your dedication. You showed that broke dick pedophile Yashua Canner Moooooooon. I'm sure this is the start of a long and rewarding relationship and I am sure that the only legal documents we at the KarenFarms are going to read between the two of you is a marriage license.

 

[CrowdControl]

Congratulations to the two fat retards for getting two mentally ill holes to fuck.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Sapphires are nice rings though. If its real it probably belonged to his mom or something.

 

[instythot]

I wonder how the Gunt will manage to fuck this up.

Scatologically

 

[FluorideHuffer]

Ethan Ralph can get a good wholesome trad wife and you can’t, remember that null.

 

[Sam Losco]

Can we get a poll for if it'll work out?

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Lmao I give it a year

I give it two weeks.

Imagine being Digibro right now

 

[You]

Barb is still the superior catch.

 

[HiddenFist]

They won't even make it to the wedding.