Ethan Ralph proposes to an asexual crypto-jew lolicon

Dickxon said:
Wait. People are already equating this to idubbbz and Anisa in trashyness.
Ralph is going to California for the Vickers case tomorrow.

They're gonna put in an extra stop in Vegas.
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are there any possible benefits or exceptions to being married during a court case? the only reason i can think of for such a sudden marriage is ralph thinks it’ll benefit his legal battles somehow.

that or it’s just a joke tweet, which i’m led to believe because of how cheap and fake that ring looks.
 
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This is actually a good move by Ralph in custody.
IF and I say IF he can give a picture of stability he thinks he has a chance. Considering how fucked the justice system is?
It depends where the custody fight will take place. If in Calli he is fucked. In his state? Maybe. That is a HUGE maybe considering Ralphs spergouts.
Do I wish he had custody? HELL NO.
 
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cistendered said:
Are marriages between pigs and horses even legal in Virginia?
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I mean, we know they are legal in Connecticut.

Anyone else make that joke yet?

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verifymejoshuaconnormoon said:
are there any possible benefits or exceptions to being married during a court case? the only reason i can think of for such a sudden marriage is ralph thinks it’ll benefit his legal battles somehow.

that or it’s just a joke tweet, which i’m led to believe because of how cheap and fake that ring looks.
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My only thought is if pantsu is called as a witness for whatever reason. If there married you cant make the testify against each other
 
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