Ethan Ralph proposes to an asexual crypto-jew lolicon

[Jack Awful]

Remember a few months ago when Faith was still pregnant with Xander and Ralph was trying to arrange a threesome with May? Time just flies by.

And less than a month ago when Ralph said he was still invested in Faith and Xander's life?

 

[mrdk_04]

I pity MC Jarbo, Ralph's saga is moving forward faster than he can write tracks about it.

 

[Sam Losco]

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"Dreams do come true"
I... what.. I..
How fucked are you that your dream is to marry Ethan "da gunt" Ralph. Ethan "Pillstream" Ralph, Ethan "shit huffing, shit licking" Ralph. Jesus fucking Christ.
Saviors of the white race everyone.

 

[Aqua Panda]

Didn't Ralph just impregnate another woman and have a kid?

A full marriage proposal is pretty much taking it at light speed.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

@theralph The idea is NOT to try to outdo Chris Chan. This isn't a contest, idiot.

 

[Punished Brent]

One conviction
One pregnant teenager
Two marriages
Two substance abuse problems
Three ruined “women”
Three ruined “co-hosts”

I’m noticing a pattern here

 

[Image Reactions]

Gotta update the lore.

Faith reading to Xander all of his pop’s exploits, including getting engaged to a shemale horse that once tried to molest Mama Faith.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Congratulations! Hopefully Ethan finds her poo tasty.

 

[I-chi]

Holy shit you fat fucking faggot, you just can't stop can you?

 

[MeltyTW]

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♇antsu ♇arty on Twitter: "I'm so fucking happy!! 😭🎊 Dreams do come …

archived 1 Aug 2021 16:28:36 UTC

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"Dreams do come true"
I... what.. I..
How fucked are you that your dream is to marry Ethan "da gunt" Ralph. Ethan "Pillstream" Ralph, Ethan "shit huffing, shit licking" Ralph. Jesus fucking Christ.
Saviors of the white race everyone.

i now pronounce you man and piglet, you may kiss the gunt

 

[Meckhlorde]

Ralph loved Nora like no other woman in his life. The way he spoke of her even after they divorced proves this. Even with how much he loved her, Ralph still cheated on her with trashy women. I don't give them a year before May divorces gunty for being unFAITHful.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I hope Gator is the best man.

It'll be the diddler, bachelor party at the playground

 

[Vetti]

im going to get shitfaced and crash it lol

So will Ralph.

 

[Mary Magdalene]

Oh, he's really trying to make Faith "regret" leaving now...
Faith don't fall for it and stay away with lil Xan, for the love of God

 

[thismanlies]

Love (and a tolerance for lolicon) must be a powerful thing if Pantsu can look at someone with Ralph's prospects and go "Yeah, this sounds like a good idea."

 

[Pyre]

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♇antsu ♇arty on Twitter: "I'm so fucking happy!! 😭🎊 Dreams do come …

archived 1 Aug 2021 16:28:36 UTC

archive.vn

"Dreams do come true"
I... what.. I..
How fucked are you that your dream is to marry Ethan "da gunt" Ralph. Ethan "Pillstream" Ralph, Ethan "shit huffing, shit licking" Ralph. Jesus fucking Christ.
Saviors of the white race everyone.

She is going to rape his ass for every cent left to his name. Ralph is an insanely unintelligent individual.

 

[Sam Losco]

He has to stream the wedding. He can't pass up all the donos he'll get during it.

 

[TV's Adam West]

3 months, tops.

 

[Bush did USS Maine]

So how long has he been planning this if Faith was still talking to him every day since December? Until after the Dick Show event in Tampa, these two were denying they were even in a relationship, and Faith sent in some messages in a stream that basically said "you better not be". I can't imagine she would still be talking to him about the baby if she thought this was coming. Will we get a hilarious meltdown?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Shitty ring. Shitty wife. Shitty life.

Enjoy that bag of trouble, Ralph.