July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

Can we stop sperging about dats Barbs car, unless Chris wraps it around a tree no one who matters is going to care that he drove it to Richmond instead of sticking around Ruckersville while the EPO is in effect. Getting out of town until August 5 is probably the smartest thing Chris has ever done. This super detailed conjecture and speculation about when the thing is gonna break down is also cringe, stop acting like the Dodge Grand Caravan whisperer.
 
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Fapcop said:
Wtf is the point of live-streaming Chris if he doesn’t have the balls to interact with him?! This is the most über autistic thing I’ve ever seen.

And who the fuck would watch it? People who’ve always dreamed about seeing Chris waddling around from a respectful distance?! The fuck?!?

It’s a shame Chris doesn’t have the brains or motorical skills to remove his license plate.

I fucking love the ideas of cancerous redditors running around all over town, taking pictures of every Grand Caravan they can find.
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Redditors, and liberal sjws in general, at their core, are attention whores. All of their pure autism can be explained because they are looking for new ways to make themselves the victim, and to make themselves the center of attention. I am sure this guy is cumming in his pants at how many people are watching him, because he inserted himself into a situation he has no business being in. (By the way, I hope that he uses they them pronouns or something, so that this post is considered misgendering him)
 
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Full Race Replay said:
Redditors, and liberal sjws in general, at their core, are attention whores. All of their pure autism can be explained because they are looking for new ways to make themselves the victim, and to make themselves the center of attention. I am sure this guy is cumming in his pants at how many people are watching him, because he inserted himself into a situation he has no business being in. (By the way, I hope that he uses they them pronouns or something, so that this post is considered misgendering him)
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This. He thinks the 300 or so people are watching the stream to see his epic opinions, funny comments, and amazing face reveal, but his head is so far up his own ass he doesn't realize people just want him to go to to Chris and make him say or do something stupid.
 
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I pity this idiot. I know I shouldn't!

But he just murdered his life. So thoroughly murdered it and torched his bridges like they were nothing.

I hate what he did but I just feel sad guys.

Sad for Barb. Null. Us. That cuck two faced pile of ever lasting shit.

Just sadness.
 
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Full Race Replay said:
Redditors, and liberal sjws in general, at their core, are attention whores. All of their pure autism can be explained because they are looking for new ways to make themselves the victim, and to make themselves the center of attention. I am sure this guy is cumming in his pants at how many people are watching him, because he inserted himself into a situation he has no business being in. (By the way, I hope that he uses they them pronouns or something, so that this post is considered misgendering him)
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You've seen nothing yet.
Wait until they start putting Raid Shadowlegends Ads to monetize off of Chris.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
I pity this idiot. I know I shouldn't!

But he just murdered his life. So thoroughly murdered it and torched his bridges like they were nothing.

I hate what he did but I just feel sad guys.

Sad for Barb. Null. Us. That cuck two faced pile of ever lasting shit.

Just sadness.
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Everything about Chris’ life was a Greek Tragedy waiting to happen
 
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Sooo, about Gibi's announcement that the pets are fine and being taken care of, how does he know? What else does he know? Did he at least also try to make sure if Barb is okay too?
 
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rickjones218 said:
White shorts and a Grey t-shirt. He also has dyed blonde hair.
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I swear when he was in the car it showed him wearing what appeared to be a red shirt, maybe a jersey? He was fumbling the phone fucking everywhere so who knows, it didn't look like his sandals though. People were roasting him in chat, calling him Santa. Maybe he changed? Couldve been a sweatshirt. Who knows.
 
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