Ethan Ralph proposes to an asexual crypto-jew lolicon
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Imagine thinking this is a "win" in any way. You're so sticking it to everyone by marrying this mentally unstable pedo, Ethan.
It's not too dissimilar from Chris where you can repeatedly tell Ethan "no, stop, this is a really bad idea", he'll do it anyway, and then be surprised at the end when it all blows up in his face.
It's not too dissimilar from Chris where you can repeatedly tell Ethan "no, stop, this is a really bad idea", he'll do it anyway, and then be surprised at the end when it all blows up in his face.
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This will be really funny within like 6 months when she cucks him with Vito or whoever then becomes the new Most Evil Bitch In The World once she and Ralph inevitably sue each other. Soon enough Gator will be calling her a pedophile 24/7. Hope that rock is fake!
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Between Ralph and Chris, the next few weeks of MATI are going to be some of the best streams Null has ever put on.
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You know it's funny. This is so entirely predictable and yet so observably absolutely un-self-aware and awful. If any of us actually cared, we might turn this website into a set of case studies for psychological research to determine exactly what makes a lolcow, compile some symptoms, pick a cool Latin name for it and publish it in a major journal and make millions.
But laughing at retards is my passion. I could never turn it into a career.
LaurenLauren
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WHAT THE FUCK?! This is the most retarded thing that I saw this month.
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Ralph propose to a women who self identified as a man a year ago.
the reality is Ralph is now gay married to a man. Congrats Ralph.
the reality is Ralph is now gay married to a man. Congrats Ralph.
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The best timeline would be if Ralph left her for someone slightly less disgusting right after getting married. Maybe Pey the slampig? Go for it Ralph, you can do better than a horse faced tranny!
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What the fuck is this timeline…
I can’t even step away from my computer for a couple hours without a major insane fucking happening.
I can’t even step away from my computer for a couple hours without a major insane fucking happening.
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The priest tells them it's time to kiss. Excited, jittering, partially out of love, partially because he has already had six glasses of Makers Mark and Coke, Ralph reaches for the veil.
After all he has been through, being a deadbeat dad who will never be able to meet his beloved son, being destroyed by a fat ex, even divorcing the only woman who had previously been open to touching his little West Memphis peepee - this is his moment.
Finally, he will be kissing his true love, his future wife.
He lifts up the veil.
Suddenly, it strikes him: This is not May. It may be a man's face, as he expected, but it is not the Pedo Lolicon he proposed to. A voice in the back of his head - it sounds almost like his own - tells him: "Ralph, NO!".
In disbelief, he stammers... "M-May? Did you forget your HRT this morning?". But to his shock, the person behind the veil begins laughing.
Tears in their eyes, they give Ethan a wide, nasty grin, and they say:
"It's me, Ralph. You've married yourself to Odysee, so you have married yourself to me. Yes, Ethan Oliver Ralph... it was me all along."
Ethan is frozen. He realizes. There was never a May, there was never an asexual tranny weeb trad wife to make him egg salad sandwiches.
As the world turns black before his eyes, he collects his last breath, all the air left in his gunt-crushed lungs, and yells:
"Xa--- Xa...
After all he has been through, being a deadbeat dad who will never be able to meet his beloved son, being destroyed by a fat ex, even divorcing the only woman who had previously been open to touching his little West Memphis peepee - this is his moment.
Finally, he will be kissing his true love, his future wife.
He lifts up the veil.
Suddenly, it strikes him: This is not May. It may be a man's face, as he expected, but it is not the Pedo Lolicon he proposed to. A voice in the back of his head - it sounds almost like his own - tells him: "Ralph, NO!".
In disbelief, he stammers... "M-May? Did you forget your HRT this morning?". But to his shock, the person behind the veil begins laughing.
Tears in their eyes, they give Ethan a wide, nasty grin, and they say:
"It's me, Ralph. You've married yourself to Odysee, so you have married yourself to me. Yes, Ethan Oliver Ralph... it was me all along."
Ethan is frozen. He realizes. There was never a May, there was never an asexual tranny weeb trad wife to make him egg salad sandwiches.
As the world turns black before his eyes, he collects his last breath, all the air left in his gunt-crushed lungs, and yells:
"Xa--- Xa...
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How stupid of me to think this was just today's meme in Autism chat. Congratulations I guess. Here's hoping that pig and horse DNAs do splice! 
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"so when did you guys get engaged"
"Uh- I think it was that week that it came out that Chris Chan was fucking his mom right honey?"
"Uh- I think it was that week that it came out that Chris Chan was fucking his mom right honey?"
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LaurenLauren
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i'm going to bet, that by the end of the year Ralph will be paying alimony to this retard tranny and child support for little Xander. Ralph what the fuck is wrong with you?
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SHARKS GOTTA SWIM OR THEY DIE
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This is a very elaborate cucking. So if he's little dick masterson, does this make her 90's girl or something?
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I'm kinda lost for words. After knocking up a child he starts dating this abomination, then proposes to her after a few months. I genuinely don't know what the gameplan is here.