Ethan Ralph proposes to an asexual crypto-jew lolicon

[ive seen some shit]

Someone help me understand, what kind of fucked up daddy issues this cunt has that her dream was to marry the gunt?

from what i see shes midly attractive i mean shes got a fit body, which im sure ethan crushes as he drunkenly tries to fuck it.

 

[Jack Awful]

Oh, he's really trying to make Faith "regret" leaving now...
Faith don't fall for it and stay away with lil Xan, for the love of God

Schizo theory:
They're doing this to make Faith jealous, so when Ralph goes up to defend himself in the Vickers suit she'll leave her family and either join the polycule or Ralph will leave Pantsu, allowing her to play the pity card and attract a different eceleb to leech off of.

I doubt this'll work and will reflect poorly in the case, as it shows Ralph is fast to move on.

 

[Wewladdingt0n]

Marr

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ANOTHER DEMON BABY FOR THE HARVEST BROTHERS

Marriage will not go through. Calling it now

 

[VooDew]

Out with the barely legal, in with the troon

 

[Mary Magdalene]

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Someone help me understand, what kind of fucked up daddy issues this cunt has that her dream was to marry the gunt?

Her add on Twitter is "SadNTrad" now?? Nothing more traditional than being early thirties and flicking your bean to drawn toddlers I suppose

 

[Socrates]

Marr

Marriage will not go through. Calling it now

I'm not sure how anybody on this website is still confident enough to make predictions after the nuclear powered double twist mach 5 curve ball chris just threw us.

 

[Glade Candles]

"GAYDUR, I SURE SHOWED THEM AY-LAWGS GAYDUR. I PROPOSED TO THE ANIME PEDOPHILE AND I FINALLY OWNED THOSE LOSERS ON BROKE DICK FARMS GAYDUR, NOW GIT ME MY MAKER'S MARK AND BATH STICK."

 

[Haint]

Dear god hes gonna have another one.

We are DOOMED

Not enough coat hangers in the world

 

[Fareal]

I opened this post and began laughing in a low, choked way like a wounded hyena. What the fuck else can happen this weekend in the World of Lolcows? Kevin finally gets the amhole pounded?

Is this some bassackwards attempt to look like a potentially acceptable parental figure given the ongoing legal proceedings with the Vickers'? Is - is this the most cackhanded attempt possible by Gunt to look like he is cleaning up his fucking act??

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Unless they’re doing the Vegas thing (would that be the third cow couple this year?) then there’s no way this makes it to a ceremony. Ralph has ridiculous reasons behind all his dumb choices; we’ll have to wait and see who he’s trying to get back at. My concern is that it’s Faith and the Vickers’ and he’s going to try to have a ‘legitimate’ piglet from spite.

 

[The Soaker]

I, for one, am happy with their decision & hope they stay together FOREVER. They have done enough harm interacting & propagating with the human race out on their own.

 

[TherapyMan]

I have to imagine that the marriage is both a ploy by Ralph to marriage-trap Mantsu into not leaving him and a grift by Mantsu to get into Ralph's finances. Either way, I have no doubt that there is some sort of plot at work here.

 

[Dick Molesterson]

I think we all know where he got that ring from.

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

Wasn't down with the whole revelations/end times thing but these past few days are really swaying that.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

So... Yaniv is next or his ruptured stink ditch was just out of order?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Do you think Ethan will impregnate Pantsu and she will leave him not giving custody of the child?

 

[Icasaracht]

Joshua Connor Moon's unrequited potato love raped their own mother and sold his trust for thirty pieces of silver whilst gout incarnate ties another nuptial ring to continue the biological imperative. What timeline, what lore!

 

[gaystoner]

Good for them...now he only has to address creating a child and abandoning him.

 

[YMB]

Bet it would have been pretty funny to watch that short fat fuck get down on one knee to propose and even funnier watching him try to get back up.

 

[Burd Turglar]

That in all honesty looks like a kmart ring.