July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

Null said:
Amount to pay the property: $383.89 Including taxes and fees

So $200 in the hole, take $750 from Barb, spend $383 on Regency Inn, blow the remaining $167 on garbage in one day.
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Have we considered that CWC might know he is going to jail? If you faggots knew it was over and the cops are onto you, wouldn't you too blow the last of your money on stupid shit before the fun stops? What else is he going to do, put this into a 401k or buy shitcoin? Everyone here is hating, but if you know you're fucked why not blow the last of your money on spare copies of Celeste, this is the most based part of this whole story so far.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
if he was smart the best thing to do rn would be to cut his hair and go back to jeans n sweaters. theyre looking for a man dressed like back alley hooker barbie, not a human being

then again if he was smart none of us would be here
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If Chris was smart he would be working on his comissions instead of "laying low" right now. We only know he did what he did as the retard himself bragged about raping his own elderly, demented mother to a complete stranger and pissed in the one helping hand that was willing to aid him.

Chris is your average idiot with a superiority complex but even dumber as even an idiot wouldn't be riding around on their own, easily identifiable car. Might as well be walking around with a "I AM A CRIMINAL, ME, CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER!" sign around his neck lol!

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Even if he prepaid the hotel room, he has no money to buy food now, and I am concerned about the kind of foot this autist would get ahead of time (candy, general garbage prepackaged non-perishable food).
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I would be surprised if Chris even got some food for days, to be honest lol!
 
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SilenceIsViolence said:
Have we considered that CWC might know he is going to jail? If you faggots knew it was over and the cops are onto you, wouldn't you too blow the last of your money on stupid shit before the fun stops? What else is he going to do, put this into a 401k or buy shitcoin? Everyone here is hating, but if you know you're fucked why not blow the last of your money on spare copies of Celeste, this is the most based part of this whole story so far.
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That's what Nick Gage did, add Chris Chan's autism and it's entirely possible.
 
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SilenceIsViolence said:
Have we considered that CWC might know he is going to jail? If you faggots knew it was over and the cops are onto you, wouldn't you too blow the last of your money on stupid shit before the fun stops? What else is he going to do, put this into a 401k or buy shitcoin? Everyone here is hating, but if you know you're fucked why not blow the last of your money on spare copies of Celeste, this is the most based part of this whole story so far.
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That would imply Chris has understanding of things like consequences. He lives in a delusional fantasy world, he's probably just waiting this out expecting everything to go back to how it was after.
 
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Cherry Popcicle. said:
Ok, so chris is being stalked, spent 750 in a day, and Is not probably hiding in his hotel. Hes also In a part of town that he loved as a kid. How honestly likely is it that hes gonna kill himself?
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A better question might be: Is Chris mentally capable of planning a suicide that wouldn't fail miserably and render him further disabled?
 
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themasterlurker said:
Edit 2: It's a 2002 Dodge Grand Caravan, still likely registered under Barb's name, still has the same modes and rates of failure as the later models of years. This means Chris is not only taking money from Barb, but also her car. Below was the cost to repair, which is probably way up now if it happens again, it will probably happen in the next 20k miles (32kkm).
Barb is also the one who paid for the repairs, registration, insurance, etc.

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It appears to be a 2007 Dodge Grand Caravan, might be an 06 or 05. Please correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not a major car freak and I know there are clones made by Chrysler.

Used car prices are at all time highs, and it is unlikely that he afford a new one for some time.

The most common problem on the 07 is a total transmission failure, most often reported at as low as 45k miles, Chris probably got that with a good 140k (225308.16km) miles on it, which would mean that it is probably going to fail at some point within the next 1k-15k (161km-24kkm) miles, Chris probably didn't do an oil check on it so it's probably black as night and filled with metal shavings. A replacement would run about $3.5k.

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If it is an 05, the most reported problem are broken power locks, not a huge one, but the second most reported are PREMATURE WEAR ON THE BRAKE PADS AND BRAKE ROTORS.
This is probably also something he will never get fixed or have checked, despite it being a cheap one, and if it does fail he's going to crash in heavy rainfall due to hydroplaning or simply not having enough braking power.

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Edit 1: He also doesn't know basic things like replacing coolant
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I'd bet on him totalling the car in a crash far before regular wear and tear. He plays Pokemon Go on two different phones while driving around, even with other people in the car.
 
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Cherry Popcicle. said:
Ok, so chris is being stalked, spent 750 in a day, and Is not probably hiding in his hotel. Hes also In a part of town that he loved as a kid. How honestly likely is it that hes gonna kill himself?
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do animals kill themselves when times get rough? i think that takes a certain level of self awareness and hopelessness that chris isnt capable of.

say what you will but the man DOES have a certain primal desire to survive
if nothing else.
 
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Cherry Popcicle. said:
Ok, so chris is being stalked, spent 750 in a day, and Is not probably hiding in his hotel. Hes also In a part of town that he loved as a kid. How honestly likely is it that hes gonna kill himself?
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Excessive narcissism is usually a good deterrence for suicide, but the situation right now is so dire his ego might break
 
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