Ethan Ralph proposes to an asexual crypto-jew lolicon

[Epic Fail Man]

-"It's movie night Ralph baby"

-"What're we watching"

-"It's called 'Boku la loli time' it's about primary school kids falling in love with their teacher"

.later.

*Ralph munching on popcorn* -"Fuck Joshua Moon, stupid pedophile."

-"Shhh, the sex scene is coming soon."

-"One of these kid's name is Haru? You know what stupid shit Haru "pedophile" Okumura said on the Kiwi Chat last night?"

-"I don't care, just let the scene finish."

-"I can eat popcorn tonight" *munches on popcorn* "I get to treat myself for my hard work."

-"uh huh..."

-"I lost 20 pounds, been loosing weight like crazy, I bet Joshua "Pedophile" Moon is eating his ice cream while fattening up, the pathetic loser would never beat me in the competition that's why he cancelled it."

 

[GooglePuppet]

Christ have mercy.

 

[Scented Candle]

Jesus Christ the merge is really happening.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

What a blessed weekend this has been

 

[El Gunto Demonio]

Can't wait to hear the wedding vows where Gunt inevitably brings up Josh.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I'll admit it. I'm a little jealous.

 

[HarveySperg41]

Ralph likes sloppy seconds confirmed.

 

[Figger Naggot]

A horsefaced tranny marrying a morbidly obese man with a micropenis. Truly a match made in heaven.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Seriously, we should take up a collection to at least provide the upcoming wedding celebration with a flower girl.

How about Mundane Matt Jarbo? He could use the gig. Two good deeds with one crowdfund.

A horsefaced tranny and marrying a morbidly obese man with a micropenis. Truly a match made in heaven.

A micropenis AND a slightly overactive thumb.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Odds Ralph saw the demon baby memes while on a xanax and maker's mark binge and decided to make it a reality to spite Null?

 

[Fougaro]

What the fuck is this?

The day where we celebrate the future union of KoRn farmers and divorce lawyers.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

The wedding itself is going to be a trashfire

The wedding itself will be held around a trashfire.

 

[Puck]

I'm pumped for the inevitable domestic violence story arc

 

[Korpon]

Damn I forgot about the Gunt for awhile there because of the Chris Chan situation, but thanks for reminding all of us you're still a massive retard Ralph.

 

[Desktop User2]

SHARKS GOTTA SWIM OR THEY DIE

He does have the beady eyes...

 

[GooglePuppet]

The day where we celebrate the future union of KoRn farmers and divorce lawyers.

The demon's gonna come out like: MMMM MAP MAP BOOOM YAT YAT SHAMMANA YAT LAT YAT NUMANA WAP WAP SHOOOWEDOOBADABA OOO

 

[Takodachi]

not even a fucking year and this fat faggot is already remarrying, holy shit

 

[Breakfast_Guru88]

Probably cost less than $500 for the ring. Saphires and silver are fairly cheap, the diamonds are tiny so they probably cost $100 total in carat weight, and it’s probably “vintage” as in it’s been sitting in a pawn shop for a while. The JEW-elers say you should spend 3months salary Ralph, your crypto wife will know this!!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

How long until she takes his drinking money and house away in the divorce?

 

[Null]

>vintage
yeah thanks for confirming retard

That weird silver box around the gem is not normal. He either went to an antique store and got a grandma ring (either overpaying for something 'antique' or underpaying for something old), or literally stole the ring off Sandra's cold, dead hand. It does not look like a contemporary piece of jewelry.

t. silver merchant