Why won’t Calgon take me away? - Fuck this gay Earth

[Quantum Diabetes]

Get me off this shithole planet

 

[Sage In All Fields]

This stuff?

 

[A Welsh Cake]

You fool. Washing machines live LONGER with calgon. You utter fool.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

This stuff?
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Calgon Commercial 1988

Classic "Calgon Take Me Away" commercial

www.youtube.com

 

[oldTireWater]

Calgon is busy.

 

[OrionBalls]

Add two cups of this, View attachment 2398592and one cup of bleach to your bath water. Shut the door. Calgon WILL take you away.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

The late actress Brittany Muphy used to wear Calgon Hawaiian Ginger and she and her husband both died young of mysterious circumstances just a few months apart.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Calgon the detergent or Calgon The Insatiable, Destroyer of Worlds, Eater of Souls?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Calgon the detergent or Calgon The Insatiable, Destroyer of Worlds, Eater of Souls?

Whichever one has Dashpass and likes curry wings

 

[Dysnomia]

Do you have a penis? Calgon only takes women away.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Do you have a penis? Calgon only takes women away.

I’d kinda like a body wash that smells like cherry pipe tobacco actually