July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

LOLOLOL! I remember those posts. I was always in the “welp, guess it’s homelessness for Chrissy” club.

How the fuck did this nigga blow through what... over 500$ in a day or two?

I can’t picture Chris being smart enough to prepay for a week and get a better rate.

So WTF did he blow it on?!?

Gaming or prostitutes

It's 50/50 at this point

 

[Quijibo69]

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Melt With You by Modern English

 

[Interchanger]

Watching the stream, it's so choppy. And he's so insufferable.

 

[Five Nights At Chrissy's]

hey guys did you know that chris doesn't like pickles because they remind him of penises or something that's pretty funny ain't it man it sure would be epic if someone ordered a bunch of them to his hotel room or something!

 

[Employee of the Month]

How is he so fat

 

[Mr. Indifferent]

Why does it not surprise me that Chris, cash-strapped that he is, thought it would have been a great idea to devote $50 on Patreon monthly.
None of that is even fapping material, for fuck's sake.

He's impulse driven and not bright, that's all you have to understand.

 

[Clownery]

if he does not return to his den then he wouldn't even be able to sell anything outside of his treasured medallion, so ween retards would literally just be giving him money for nothing in return

If Chris was a smart man he'd would have bought a tub of crayola, make and sell medallions to the dumbass outside for 20 a pop.

He'd have enough to pay off his debt and and buy the moon afterwards judging by how many weens are out there,

 

[©©©]

I'm going tot he store hope Things pick up by the time i get back im gonna need a lotta beer for the next few day

I haven't drank this much in months. At 8:54am yesterday, I poured my first glass of wine and I haven't stopped.

Let's fuckin go, boys.

 

[literalwho?]

tbh first time watching this Ralph fag, now I understand why he has his own board

 

[Professor Iris]

Why the fuck did he order so many pickles.

Because the unfunny retard took one look at the CWCki and went, "LOL, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNAY? PICKLES, LOL LOL LOL."

....to that person: Please hang yourself and do a backflip as you leap.

 

[Kimmaay]

Why does ralph have a boner against Null? does he have a thread on here or something?

 

[Mr. Jones]

If Chris was a smart man he'd would have bought a tub of crayola, make and sell medallions to the dumbass outside for 20 a pop.

He'd have enough to pay off his debt and and buy the moon afterwards judging by how many weens are out there,

if

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

As sad as this situation is, this has been the best day of August.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

Why does ralph have a boner against Null? does he have a thread on here or something?

Yes

Because he is a moron

 

[DiscoRodeo]

He's impulse driven and not bright, that's all you have to understand.

He probably blew another chunk on impulse driven food stuff, or maybe clothing then. "I'm going to be here for several days, and all my and Barb's former clothing is in the house, so I'll need something to wear!"

Just a guess anyways. Some of the money must have been spent on food, and probably not cheap stuff.

 

[Dr. God]

Because the unfunny retard took one look at the CWCki and went, "LOL, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNAY? PICKLES, LOL LOL LOL."

....to that person: Please hang yourself and do a backflip as you leap.

he didn't actually place the order for the pickles

 

[Fapcop]

Chris forgot to cancel his Patreon and just spent $50 supporting his favorite creators.

DRWolf
1 x $20 per video
$20.00


Ben Saint
$10 per month for August*
$10.00


Fluffy TG
$5 per month for August*
$5.00


Molly The Medium
$15 per month for August*

THOSE ARE AN INVESTMENT!

If Chris gives them money, they might notice him and give him emotional support and the recognition he deserves!

Gaming or prostitutes

It's 50/50 at this point

He literally just saw Barb a few days ago! Surely he can’t be horny already, so it can’t be prosties.

 

[Dynamic]

Why does ralph have a boner against Null? does he have a thread on here or something?

To the surprise of no one, everyone in these drama/trolling/youtube eceleb circles are catty retards. They all have grudges against each other and get into slap fights over the smallest of things. All of Null's ex internet friends have threads here and if Null didn't run the place he'd likely have one too.

 

[Mister Mint]

Jesus, Ralph is like if boogie and a can of monster energy had a retarded baby together.

I can't watch him, but if they touch gunts I'm sure you fine autists are doing god's work and will deliver the highlights.

 

[Mr. Jones]

THOSE ARE AN INVESTMENT!

If Chris gives them money, they might notice him and give him emotional support and the recognition he deserves!

they might give him a new medallion when he uses his current one as a nunchuck against the police officers kicking down his motel room door