Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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Profile by Scamford allows 3 fats a day. You can have let’s say 10 olives with lunch and 20 olives for dinner. That’s 3 servings of fat. Cheese counts as a fat so .75 oz is one serving of fat. Not one pound, not five pounds. .75 oz is what you can have as one serving. If you want all your fat servings at once that’s fine. And sour cream is supposed to be low-fat or no fat. And I’m not on a diet so I wouldn’t know, but I personally have never witnessed fat free sour cream as it seems like an oxymoron.

 

[Compositesludge]

And I’m not on a diet so I wouldn’t know, but I personally have never witnessed fat free sour cream as it seems like an oxymoron.

This is a fun coincidence! I actually picked some up the other day for the novelty of it. Still haven't tried it.

Edit: On the one hand, I think it tastes all right. On the other hand, I hadn't had sour cream in months, so I may have forgotten what it's supposed to taste like.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Profile by Scamford allows 3 fats a day. You can have let’s say 10 olives with lunch and 20 olives for dinner. That’s 3 servings of fat. Cheese counts as a fat so .75 oz is one serving of fat. Not one pound, not five pounds. .75 oz is what you can have as one serving. If you want all your fat servings at once that’s fine. And sour cream is supposed to be low-fat or no fat. And I’m not on a diet so I wouldn’t know, but I personally have never witnessed fat free sour cream as it seems like an oxymoron.

Like Mushbrain is going to go out and buy low fat sour cream. No he's going to finish the one he has in the fridge and instead of horking a huge amount of it into his chili he just adds a smaller amount.

Remember he's "smart cheating" on a system that is supposed to be pretty strict.

 

[feral cat #6385]

yeah, losing 80-100 lbs isn't hard at all for someone jack's size IF you actually put in the work 24/7. eat right, exercise, all that good stuff

but of course, this is jack. so there was never any chance of that happening

@rubytintedchix This would be perfect for your Jack muckbang collage.

 

[Aaway]

banned videos?

 

[Bassomatic]

It's mood lighting for when he screams during Warzone matches.

I could understand if it was something that would benefit their house for a long time, but no, Jr bought a giant ass TV and mood lighting for watching football. Jr burns cash just like his old man.

Pray that Brianna ain't pregnant, because Jr is in no way, shape, or form prepared for the money pit that is a child.

EDIT: I should have clarified that the TV is not an LED or OLED, but that he stuck LED lights to the back of the TV.

I could almost agree with you about a gift to the home is a nice anny present but bri is doing shit with her life so no time to watch football and rugrats or what ever jack jr does all day. So it's selfish as shit. Reminds me of the simpsons and bowling ball named Homer as a gift.

 

[Adamska]

banned videos?

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Fat faggot's lying about videos he had to take down. Like the time that he intentionally used an omelet making product wrong to get views out of it and they sued for slander due to them fixing the bad instructions from the first run. Other lies include how he deleted a few videos like the time he poorly made pickled products that would've led to botulism.

And he's now sobbing over people pointing out that he can't cook, and he treats workers and his own family like shit because he only cares about himself.

Also telling that he went into cooking due to it being "safest", ie the easiest thing to do.

 

[captkrisma]

Okay guys. I decided to go to a Fat on the Go classic, Cock of the Walk.

Some notes:

The menus are as simple as can be, you have catfish, shrimp, chicken, or a combination of the two. They sell ribeye or sirloin steaks, but they didn't sound like they'd be worth it at all. Nearly double the price, but half the size of a regular catfish platter. Besides, the sign outside says "best catfish", so you know what I'd be getting.

Jack doesn't actually review the food. The catfish is legit some of the best I've had hands down. The cole slaw wasn't runny and had a healthy dose of black pepper to give it a little kick. The corn bread and hush puppies were pretty good. Pickled onions? Meh, but im not a fan of horking down slices of onion, regardless of how you prepare it.

Looking back at the video, I was sat in the same room and across from Jack's table. There are only 3 tables that seat 4 people in that room.

There is an actual story behind the name, but of course Jack fails to turn the menu over and read it because it doesn't relate to FOOD NOW. Riverboats used to give a turkey feather to the badest motherfucker on the boat, the cock of the walk. When they ported, if another cock of the walk was around at port, they'd go outside for a good ol' fashioned fist fight (in the name of sport of course). One day had a particularly wild brawl that had at least 4 and some tales say up to 6 of the brawniest hosses wanting to kick everyone elses' ass.

Of course without knowing this, Jack thinks it relates to dick.

 

[rubytintedchix]

banned videos?

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Does he mean demonetize or does he really mean demonize? Two completely different meanings….

 

[Aaway]

Okay guys. I decided to go to a Fat on the Go classic, Cock of the Walk.

Some notes:

The menus are as simple as can be, you have catfish, shrimp, chicken, or a combination of the two. They sell ribeye or sirloin steaks, but they didn't sound like they'd be worth it at all. Nearly double the price, but half the size of a regular catfish platter. Besides, the sign outside says "best catfish", so you know what I'd be getting.

Jack doesn't actually review the food. The catfish is legit some of the best I've had hands down. The cole slaw wasn't runny and had a healthy dose of black pepper to give it a little kick. The corn bread and hush puppies were pretty good. Pickled onions? Meh, but im not a fan of horking down slices of onion, regardless of how you prepare it.

Looking back at the video, I was sat in the same room and across from Jack's table. There are only 3 tables that seat 4 people in that room.

There is an actual story behind the name, but of course Jack fails to turn the menu over and read it because it doesn't relate to FOOD NOW. Riverboats used to give a turkey feather to the badest motherfucker on the boat, the cock of the walk. When they ported, if another cock of the walk was around at port, they'd go outside for a good ol' fashioned fist fight (in the name of sport of course). One day had a particularly wild brawl that had at least 4 and some tales say up to 6 of the brawniest hosses wanting to kick everyone elses' ass.

Of course without knowing this, Jack thinks it relates to dick.

that's one of my favorite fat on the go videos, simply because jack gives absolutely zero indication that he's unhappy until the very end when he suddenly throws a tantrum over the price of his steak being wrong on google and then complains about a bunch of other things

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

that's one of my favorite fat on the go videos, simply because jack gives absolutely zero indication that he's unhappy until the very end when he suddenly throws a tantrum over the price of his steak being wrong on google and then complains about a bunch of other things

"People were on top of me!"

No Jack, you are just a grotesquely overweight piece of shit who can barely fit under a human sized table. Go minecraft yourself, faggot!

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

that's one of my favorite fat on the go videos, simply because jack gives absolutely zero indication that he's unhappy until the very end when he suddenly throws a tantrum over the price of his steak being wrong on google and then complains about a bunch of other things

"Yeah I don't like the name either"
insert closet homo joke here

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

"Yeah I don't like the name either"
insert closet homo joke here

Spoken by a guy who said he doesn't want a male dog because he doesn't want to see or touch the dog's dick. He is so fucking repressed that food is what he fixates on instead of cock.

 

[densedance]

Jesus Christ Jack, that was a pathetic attempt to drop any form of criticism. What was the price difference, 3 or highly 4$? Stop making such a tantrum where it shouldn't be. It wasn't 20$ price difference or anything like that.

"I was tired of people having on top of me" - Jack Scalfani, connoisseur from Gstaad Switzerland.

 

[captkrisma]

that's one of my favorite fat on the go videos, simply because jack gives absolutely zero indication that he's unhappy until the very end when he suddenly throws a tantrum over the price of his steak being wrong on google and then complains about a bunch of other things

The one thing I had to complain about was that our server didn't bring me a refill on soda. That's it. Everything else was great. Jack really is a thin skinned bitch.

 

[Staffy]

Jack's Bitstrip/Goanimate looking avatars are so goddamn annoying to look at. I hope his trolls convince him that they're a symbol of gayness and transexuality and maybe he stops using those crap.

 

[captkrisma]

Hope we can get Jack to pray for our one Christian friend who is being actively persecuted. Jack saw this happening months ago!

 

[DJB]

that's one of my favorite fat on the go videos, simply because jack gives absolutely zero indication that he's unhappy until the very end when he suddenly throws a tantrum over the price of his steak being wrong on google and then complains about a bunch of other things

You can hear his voice waver at the end from how butthurt he is about the price of the ribeye.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

that's one of my favorite fat on the go videos, simply because jack gives absolutely zero indication that he's unhappy until the very end when he suddenly throws a tantrum over the price of his steak being wrong on google and then complains about a bunch of other things

He doesn't like the name of the restaurant because it reminds him of his sinful desires.

Edit: He is so mad at the end. Something had to have happened to provoke that other than him being mad about not getting a ribeye. I realize the wendigo would be deeply displeased by that, but he looked like he really enjoyed what he got so it makes me wonder if he got in an argument with his waitress or something.

 

[Compositesludge]

He doesn't like the name of the restaurant because it reminds him of his sinful desires.

Edit: He is so mad at the end. Something had to have happened to provoke that other than him being mad about not getting a ribeye. I realize the wendigo would be deeply displeased by that, but he looked like he really enjoyed what he got so it makes me wonder if he got in an argument with his waitress or something.

He mentions that it took twenty minutes for them to check out. I'm willing to bet that he got impatient, and by the time the waitress came over, he was spoiling to throw it in her face, if only to get back at her for the perceived indignity of needing to wait. He does seem really happy eating, so I'm willing to bet that it was the twenty minute wait and the time spent obsessing over the difference that did it.