July 31st, 2021 - Post-EPO Motel / Chris-Spotting Thread

[cancermonger]

Well, they kind of need to get around to arresting him at some point. It's hard to imagine a reality where he literally admitted to fucking his mom and somehow doesn't get arrested. Am I out of my mind on that?

Because I really feel like I have descended into insanity the past few days.

better get it on footage. We might have a trans george floyd on our hands

 

[cans.wav]

1500 Block EASTRIDGE RD

17:20M

ASSIST OTHER AGENCY

ARRIVED 18:05

Three Chopt

Definitely something going on at the hotel

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Well, they kind of need to get around to arresting him at some point. It's hard to imagine a reality where he literally admitted to fucking his mom and somehow doesn't get arrested. Am I out of my mind on that?

Because I really feel like I have descended into insanity the past few days.

I hope this is what's happening. I've been slamming alcohol and selecting trucks and airplanes on captcha all weekend. Need some resolution

 

[Dona Morte]

No loser we are shitting on Ralph.

 

[Florence]

Yeah 28 US Marines pulling up in black Ford Raptor Trucks

Helicopters landed

CWCville Motel is under siege under lock down

US Marines are gonna fuck CWCville Motel Sonichu butts

Looking for Chris-Chan

Gonna fuck Chris-Chan’s butt

Yeah wild buff cool US Marines gonna fuck Sonichu butts

 

[shitcrash]

Plenty of open space on that forehead.

she's a sniper's dream

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

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The spergs have crossed streams

I expected the flood of retards stalking the hotel but this is too much

 

[A Traveler]

Man this week has been wild. First Chris get's exiled to a hotel in bum fuck nowhere, and now the Ralphster is hunting him down like some sort of Autistic Safari. Fuck.

 

[Five Nights At Chrissy's]

shit guys! chris just went full tard mode on four cops!!!

hopefully gunt racer will get there on time!

 

[jaffa_calling]

Would you?

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

it's not going to be the endless calls from weens, nor Chris crime history. it's going to be Null snitching on the EPO what is going to finally bite chris

 

[dumpstermagic]

This is like a shitty version of marble hornets.

this is what marble hornets should have been

 

[the McD Mighty Wings]

1500 Block EASTRIDGE RD

17:20M

ASSIST OTHER AGENCY

ARRIVED 18:05

Three Chopt

Definitely something going on at the hotel

Assist other agency? Does that mean that another agency called it in? Like the feds or something?

 

[cancermonger]

Yeah wild buff cool US Marines gonna fuck Sonichu butts

keep your sex fantasies outta this

 

[SaltyFanta]

Yeah 28 US Marines pulling up in black Ford Raptor Trucks

Helicopters landed

CWCville Motel is under siege under lock down

US Marines are gonna fuck CWCville Motel Sonichu butts

Looking for Chris-Chan

Gonna fuck Chris-Chan’s butt

Yeah wild buff cool US Marines gonna fuck Sonichu butts

4 cops have been killed by magichan and sonichu is doing laps around the mall.

 

[DawnDusk]

Barb's rape kit is supposed to be done today, right? If he's getting arrested, it makes sense that it would happen now.

 

[AnOminous]

shit guys! chris just went full tard mode on four cops!!!

hopefully gunt racer will get there on time!

I hope he beat the shit out of those fucking pigs!

 

[Barley]

This didn't happen and it's not going to happen.

But it would be fucking insane if there really was a shootout and Chris was somehow involved.

 

[Danger]

Oh good now their blaming Null for a hypothetical Chris suicide while them and a redditor stakes out the Regency after failing to get Chris' attention.

 

[AnOminous]

WORLD IS A FUCK KILL EM ALL