8/1/21 - Ethan Ralph Tries to Drag Chris-chan to his House - "Now this is journalism!"

[AlphariusOmegon]

holy shit I can't believe it

I FUCKING KNEW IT.

 

[Slimy Time]

"We're 5 minutes out. We should be there in 10 minutes. Google puts us out at 15 minutes"

We are on Ralphamale time. He's going to arrive after the cops have left.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Who's the dumb whore?

 

[Rotten Robbie Rude]

holy shit I can't believe it

ARREST!?!?

 

[Coolio55]

Can they turn that shitty music off?

 

[Rei is shit]

"We're 5 minutes out. We should be there in 10 minutes. Google puts us out at 15 minutes"

"what do you mean 15 minutes is too long, it'll only be 20 minutes. Surely you can wait just 25 minutes."

 

[Argh My Cigar]

"THE DIMENSIONS ARE ABOUT TO MERGE"

 

[Much Ado About Nothing]

how bad do you think this dude's car smells like

His car? Ralph always looks like he reeks. He constantly looks dishevelled, unkempt, dirty and smelly.

 

[Laburnum]

What a weekend for lolcows, holy shit.

 

[PIÑA]

Jesus Christ the music sounds like absolute shit and it’s raping my headphones!

 

[Ethereal Eye]

the police are probably trying to arrest Chris but he's curled up in a ball on the floor.

He is busy prostrating before Allahchu.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

I tried watching but they’re singing along to the fucking weeknd like ear rape

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

The suspence is killing me. Quick, post cute animal pictures!

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I feel like Blinding Lights would be more fitting.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Who's the dumb whore?

A pedophile who made her previous fiancé a tranny, how is hitched up with Ralph.

 

[Xenomorph]

fag music jfc gunt gunting around dancing like a fat baby

 

[Divine right to rule]

THE PLOT THICKENS.
Not as thick as Ralph tho.

 

[Null]

If I get to see Chris arrested because Ethan Ralph drove out there and livestreamed it to spite me ....

 

[break these cuffs]

Who's the dumb whore?

Digi's ex, a pedo tranny named Pantsu.

 

[Dirty Larry]

Can't wait to see the reactions from the police when these retards come barreling into the parking lot blasting shitty pop music, screeching into multiple parking spots before this lumbering mouth breather starts barreling towards them with a camera