8/1/21 - Ethan Ralph Tries to Drag Chris-chan to his House - "Now this is journalism!"

[A Logging Company]

Imagine being these cops arresting an obese weirdo and another obese faggot is screeching at you with a video camera and a posse screaming about a "dimensional merge"

"Fucking Christ, I'd rather be doing riot duty at a BLM riot than this shit."

 

[LadiosSopp]

What a time to be an autist on the internet. Watched Christory happen in real time today.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Happy to witness the merge with all you shitposting bastards.
See you on the other side.

 

[Corpun]

Holy shit he was explaining the Dimenisional Merge to cops.

 

[Neil]

WHAT A PAYOFF!

Credit where credit is due to Ethan Ralph. He did it, he fucking did it.

Ethan didn't do shit, all he did was arrive at the right time after the redditors successfully got the cops to arrive at Chris's apartment to arrest him.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Based.

 

[eDove]

I was here, YouTube niggers

 

[Witthel]

Chris getting arrested has become this forum's 9/11.

 

[gaystoner]

 

[StraightShooter2]

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Bob probably should've pulled out and blasted Chris down Barb's throat.

 

[gamer cum]

The freedom of information act was written specifically for getting those bodycams when the cops are trying to get Chris out of the hotel room

 

[Schauma mal]

Did he get arrested for stealing Barb's money or did the rape kit come back positive?

 

[Kelly's Leg Nerve]

PLEASE RELEASE THE INTERROGATION TAPES

JCS Criminal Psychology: Chris Chan edition is gonna be lit

 

[mold]

how is that normal looking girl involved in any of this

 

[DonaldJTrump]

The car probably smells like melted magic crayola, cum and shit now.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Lmfao! This is so unreal. Bunuel and Dali couldn’t come up with this much surrealism. Yappjng about the merge to the cops arresting him for raping his mother. Sweet Jesus this roller coaster of a weekend!

 

[Ethereal Eye]

KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

 

[Gutpuke]

They got him, boys.

 

[CHARizard]

Is he crying here? Is this the face that realizes life as he knows it is over?

 

[Diggus Bickus]

NULL YOU FUCKING NIGGER I BLAME YOU FOR THIS.

THE MERGE HAPPENED ONCE AND FOR ALL.

GUNTVERSE RISING