From what I could hear Chris saying to the cops, Chris was talking about how "The bat fell out accidentally from my bag and I never intended to use it", so here's my prediction:
Constant ween calls from leddit prompt police to go investigate what was being nonstop reported to them. They go to talk to Chris, and he spergs out and pulls out that goddamn baseball bat he carries around and answers the door with it in his hands. He does his usual tard thing where he refuses to comply, and the cops arrest him for brandishing a weapon (or at least put him in cuffs and drive him down to the station to get this shit sorted out away from the crowds).