Chris has been arrested

[spinch]

praying a redditor gets arrested in richmond so they can stalk chris through processing

 

[cruderudedude]

Every time I think I've burned through every stage of grief regarding this it gets unthinkably more insane. Chris Chan has been taken into custody for raping his 80-year-old senile mother and his arrest was livestreamed for all of us to see by none other than Gunt and Pantsu, who just got engaged.

That literally happened. In real life. On this day.

I'm still desperately holding out hope that the actual rape never happened and CWC was just describing a masturbatory fantasy. The reality of it is a more unhappy ending than I can handle.
I just wanted to read new issues of Sonichu

 

[Cool Dog]

Spoiler: NSFL

Where were you when chris chan was arrested?

Playing some vidya with friends

 

[Dickhead Fuckass]

How about a farmer?

Aye. I could do that.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

this is for sure the blackest day in christory, and the wildest part of the timeline

 

[BingBong]

just one of those weeks, isn't it?

 

[wanddumpster]

Imagine being asleep while Chris Chan got arrested. I can't imagine anything worse.

Imagine your son fucking you when you can barely remember what month it is

 

[Foodslayer]

It's just thrilling to be there, as it was with the moon landings

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Just created my account after lurking for literal years to ask... What should I do with the full Uncut 6 in a half minute Arrest video?

(Lol at the Vegas output filesize)

(I Also don't know how to reply to specific posts on here either)

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And once again Satan manifests himself in this story:

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

praying a redditor gets arrested in richmond so they can stalk chris through processing

If they were committed they'd do it.

 

[Escalating Violence]

im just going to pretend the chris chan saga ended in 2009 when he revealed his true name was cool chris and all that sonna-chu stuff was all just a big troll

This in my mind is the canon ending for Chris. Everything after was wierd fan fiction.

 

[Full Race Replay]

y'all act like he would be able to get any lawyer to agree to represent him. Maybe Guiliani would if he weren't debarred but no way is any lawyer gonna think they have a chance. He is gonna be stuck with whatever public defense lawyer he gets.

 

[grumble_bum]

Imagine being so petty you would interview someone who has admitted to raping their dementia riddled mother, just so you can get them to shit talk someone who has insulted you on the internet.

 

[Guyguy45]

 

[CV-02]

Today's a good day.

 

[McSneaks]

He’s stupid if he does, (and he’s stupid so he might). If he pays a bondsman the 10% to get Chris out, and Chris jumps bail, then The Gunt would be on the hook for the entire bail amount.

that would be the funniest shit of all time. ralph screeches done there to frame muh null, films chris arrested, bails him, out, chris wanders to another dimension and goes MIA, ralph loses his house, they find chris' body after being hit by a truck somewhere (or he's a lumberjack with dexter)

 

[FunPosting101]

You fucking morons don't really think this is going to go to the supreme court because of gendered language in state law, right?

Weirder shit has happened. I'm personally not expecting it, but I will be laughing my ass off if this does eventually go before the SCOTUS.

 

[our god has fallen]

goddamn. not what i expected to happen this weekend but i'll take it nonetheless

 

[Santiagothrumachifacku]

We're experiencing history folks, the Prison Saga begins! The Merge is on!

 

[terrterra]

End of chris chan history.