Chris has been arrested

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AnimeAvatard said:
In my opinion Josh fully redeemed himself by doing that.
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Josh is honestly one of the coolest fellas that's interacted with Chris. He was one of the few people who (foolishly) actually had hope that Chris could be redeemed. Kind of sad to see Josh's hard work go to nothing, and it must be fuckin' painful for him to watch hundreds/thousands of people discussing what Mr. CWC is doing and what'll happen next to him.

Don't be surprised if Null goes quiet for a couple of hours. I honestly can't blame him.
 
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After re-watching the video, here is my expanded transcript:
Chris (to officers): "I go by Chris-chan or Sonichu...there you go"
Chris: "I'm going, I'm complying, I'm complying, I am good like this"
(Ethan's horse asks him if their car is unlocked, presumably due to the high concentration of niggers at and in the vicinity of this particular motel)
(The Gunt replies in the affirmative)
Chris: I am Chris-chan Sonichu, your guys' blue heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything
with goodwill and my Sonichus and Rosechus and everybody
Gunt: "You're taking everything in stride? You said you're doing good?"
Chris: Yeah, I keep it good faith. Everything is going to work out"
Gunt: "How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty stressful"
Chris: "Been stressful, but I've taken it one moment at a time and I've got my f-, I've got my loves"
Crowd member: "Do you feel like Josh Moon did you dirty?"
(Chris ignores this question)
(To officers patting him down) "Oh well, Just the one thing that's a pen. Feel free- just go ahead and take it. I use a picture of Muffins from My Little Pony
(To officers) "I promise, it's not a weapon at all. It's just, it fell of my bag and I did not want to lose it. Please I would like that in my collection(?)
(To officers) "Go ahead, frisk me (chuckles). I was offering you the option there"
Ralph: "Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show. Look, when you get out, look me up. I don't know if you know who I am or not."
"We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you"
(Chris looks directly at Ralph when he says this, but says nothing in response)
Officer: "Do you have anything else one you?
Chris: I have nothing else on me
Officer: (unintelligible)
Chris: I understand
Chris: I have no weed, I have no drugs other than (unintelligible)
Chris; Like I said, frisk me (nervously chuckles)
(Chris, as an officer pats down his chest): "THAT FELT GOOD" (chuckles again)
(Spastic chortling from the Gunt)
(Officers lead Chris into the patrol car)
Crowd member: "Christine, is the merge happening now?"
Chris: "It's happening now! We're on the very last (uninelligible)
(obnoxious outbursts from the assembled crowd ensue)
Chris: "We're living it!"
Chris (presumably explaining the Merge to officers as he goes into the front seat of the patrol car): "The Dimensional Merge (unintelligible)...if Batman is your hero (unintelligible)..."
(Door to the patrol car shuts)
 
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DDBCAE CBAADCBE said:
You know, until last month I had heard of the Killstream dozens of times but never actually knew what it was or who Ralph is. I was under the impression that it was massively popular but having seen this and the few clips Josh has shown on his YouTube channel I genuinely don’t understand what kind of person could enjoy the killstream
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Back in the day it was a dumpster fire worth looking at. Nowadays it's simply miserable
 
Cloister the Stupid said:
I'm hoping for a good mugshot tomorrow morning, something to take a little bit of the edge off of all this insanity. His 1st has been one of my favorite "pissed off" reaction images for years.

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I'm expecting a pic of a woman who's had their soul drained from them.
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Chris' new mugshot will be prime r/transtimelines material.
 
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DDBCAE CBAADCBE said:
You know, until last month I had heard of the Killstream dozens of times but never actually knew what it was or who Ralph is. I was under the impression that it was massively popular but having seen this and the few clips Josh has shown on his YouTube channel I genuinely don’t understand what kind of person could enjoy the killstream
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It was popular a few years back for hosting retard fights over the internet. And then it's metoric rise and fall came because of the internet bloodsports fad, along with jimbo joining in it. But it was a quick milking before the cows were dry. Now it's the shithouse you see today.
 
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Deathly_Price said:
Just created my account after lurking for literal years to ask... What should I do with the full Uncut 6 in a half minute Arrest video?

(Lol at the Vegas output filesize)

(I Also don't know how to reply to specific posts on here either)

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I threw the full Uncut Arrest footage (HD) onto YouTube for convenience, at least until it gets deleted due to copyright.

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Christine Chandler Uncut Arrest Footage.

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(Attached video is 480p)

I Nearly bust a gut every time I hear the idiot recording get winded running around the store.
 
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