Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Kosher Salt]

Prostate cancer scare arc?!

A story in two (or maybe three) tweets


oh wait...

apparently females are still different from males
also, lol money

 

[Oughtism]

Prostate cancer scare arc?!

Label me MATI but I'd much rather have those kind of cells growing in Becks than a human fetus.

 

[Water-T]

Always on the verge of not having food to eat, but spends $4500 on a fucking puppy.

Meanwhile, there are hundreds of dogs in LA shelters, and the adoption fee is like $30.

This is Basic Bitch Becky we're talking about here. She just can't buy anything - it has to be the Ultra Rare Limited Edition version, so she can flex about it, just like her fellow LOLcow Brianna Wu.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Prostate cancer scare arc?!

A story in two (or maybe three) tweets

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oh wait...
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apparently females are still different from males
also, lol money

Five grand? Isn't that about, oh, I dunno...one purebred miniature schnauzer puppy?

 

[Water-T]

Oh goody. It's the sequel to the "I HAVEN'T BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER YET LET ME ACT LIKE I HAVE ALREADY HAVE STAGE 4 CANCER AND PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY OR I WILL DIE RIGHT NOW" saga..

If only someone didn't drop over $4000 on a dog or thousands more on trips, knowing their job was not locked down....

 

[melty]

I'm a little surprised she DFE'd. Fortunately a little while ago I was messing around with Twint for Python (which I use any time I need to search lolcow's twitters) and downloaded a .csv file of every tweet up she had available from 2017 to March 2021. It's pretty easy to search and find whenever she contradicts herself and can be opened even in notepad.

 

[Water-T]

I'm a little surprised she DFE'd. Fortunately a little while ago I was messing around with Twint for Python (which I use any time I need to search lolcow's twitters) and downloaded a .csv file of every tweet up she had available from 2017 to March 2021. It's pretty easy to search and find whenever she contradicts herself and can be opened even in notepad.

Thanks to German Neckbeard, his job is on the line (and possibly hers by association) AND they are now under a microscope. So Becky thinks DELETING EVERYTHING is the best plan of action to save Danny from the chopping block and to keep the normies from seeing what a delusional lying cunt she is.

Sorry, Becky - the Internet is FOREVER.

 

[melty]

Thanks to German Neckbeard, his job is on the line (and possibly hers by association) AND they are now under a microscope. So Becky thinks DELETING EVERYTHING is the best plan of action to save Danny from the chopping block and to keep the normies from seeing what a delusional lying cunt she is.

Sorry, Becky - the Internet is FOREVER.

I went ahead and archived all of Herr Klein and cuckson's twitter along with a few other lolcows too. It's not hard to do, it's just one of those things you think you have forever to deal with until you suddenly don't. So that was a wake up call for me to archive better - thanks, Becky! You really are an inspiration to archivists everywhere.

If anyone has a suggestion for a place to put this stuff lmk, it's too big for pastebin.

 

[TurboNAS]

Label me MATI but I'd much rather have those kind of cells growing in Becks than a human fetus.

Cancer won’t grow in Becky out of professional courtesy.

 

[valis]

No wonder Becky was asking about employment opportunities in gaming "for a friend".

German Neckbeard must have already got shitcanned and the news hasn't been made public (yet)

If true, then her job is soon to follow since she got in via him and the guy they hired alongside her does actual work whereas all Becky did was Tweet about her fapfic.

They're both done for good in gaming now. Both got two strikes and I dare say there will not be third chance for either.

But they knew he was a piece of shit when they hired him so they can hardly be surprised that he's turned out to be, indeed, a piece of shit.

Though the whole 'we can't have kids and be in the gaming industry' did sound like getting their excuses in early. But they always seem to land on their feet inexplicably, so fuck knows. Though buying a $5k puppy when they've both just been sacked would certainly be peak Becky.

 

[Next Task]

But they knew he was a piece of shit when they hired him so they can hardly be surprised that he's turned out to be, indeed, a piece of shit.

No one with any sense would have hired him, either of them, anyway. But with Daniel I'm thinking they thought they were getting a 'Right Side of History' piece of shit, but they instead got Actual Daniel with a helping of 'these problematic comments from the past sure would make you look like a hypocrite if you didn't fire him' piece of shit.

Basically they gambled on the asshole German to only be an asshole against the Bad People, and turns out he's just an asshole. And then there's Becky, whose job prospects should be incredibly lean with merely a look at her job history, and non-existent with a five-minute browse of her Twitter feed.

Though buying a $5k puppy when they've both just been sacked would certainly be peak Becky.

Buying the puppy when their financial situation is incredibly precarious, and then having a cancer scare that mysteriously costs around the same price as the dog, and passive-aggressively suggesting that since she can't afford it she'll just die then is, in fact, Peak Becky. She'll do more Peak Becky things, because the only thing she's ever gotten better at is being a cunt, but this I think beats the 'funding a trip to Disneyland with donations based on a cancer scare' in terms of Becky Bullshit.

 

[melty]

Becky continues to pregnancy bait. "A spell for social media".


How would the people trying to add you on Facebook know about any of this? She specifies it's aimed at people not on her other social media, so how would they magically have this information before adding her?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She's really burying the lede there.

If her dad knows about a prostate cancer gene it costs $5k to detect, it's because he has prostate cancer.

This is the true unbridled narcissism I come to Becky's thread for. You really have to look behind the curtain to see what happened.

Her dad was talking about his cancer, and she immediately made it about herself. Most of the time those kinds of genes aren't really something you need to know about proactively, only if you have a tumor and maybe then they know some types of treatment are better or worse for people with those genetics.

She didn't even say anything about how bad his cancer is, how he's coping, whether he's likely to die with or of prostate cancer. She's already hysterical about having cancer and being infertile.

PS Becky since you read our thread: PCOS is making your cycles long and your weight gain isn't helping. Also, your ovulation day is almost always 13-15 days before your period starts, not 13-15 days after your last one started. She's probably been mis-timing her intercourse due to her long PCOS cycles (and only having sex when it would work for a woman with a normal length cycle, since she's asexual unless it's to get J or D on the hook for child support for the next 18 years).

 

[VacuousSpooder]

Becky is quite certain she's preggers as she's been having "morning sickness" every day, mood swings and cravings and claims her doctor finally went "Yeah fine whatever just come back in a month for another blood test" even though every test she's had so far has been negative.

So of course she wastes no time using her maybe-pregnancy to stick it to her family. Because that's what normal, happy people do.


Can just file this away as "Things that never actually happened" under the subsection "Things real people don't actually say" in Becky's Big Book of Victimhood.

 

[Water-T]

LOLWUT? Book based jobs like "teacher" "librarian", and "romance novelist" have all been seen as "feminine". Fuck, Belle of Beauty & The Beast was characterised as a book worm. You'd think that a Disney freak like Becky would have remembered that.

IF (and that's a migt big IF) this were true, her family probably did that so she'd be encouraged to go out and touch grass instead of burying her nose in another Baby Sitter's Club book.

 

[Free the Pedos]

She's really burying the lede there.

If her dad knows about a prostate cancer gene it costs $5k to detect, it's because he has prostate cancer.

This is the true unbridled narcissism I come to Becky's thread for. You really have to look behind the curtain to see what happened.

Her dad was talking about his cancer, and she immediately made it about herself. Most of the time those kinds of genes aren't really something you need to know about proactively, only if you have a tumor and maybe then they know some types of treatment are better or worse for people with those genetics.

She didn't even say anything about how bad his cancer is, how he's coping, whether he's likely to die with or of prostate cancer. She's already hysterical about having cancer and being infertile.

PS Becky since you read our thread: PCOS is making your cycles long and your weight gain isn't helping. Also, your ovulation day is almost always 13-15 days before your period starts, not 13-15 days after your last one started. She's probably been mis-timing her intercourse due to her long PCOS cycles (and only having sex when it would work for a woman with a normal length cycle, since she's asexual unless it's to get J or D on the hook for child support for the next 18 years).

Please don't tell this cluster B wildebeest how to get pregnant.

Becky, the best way to get pregnant is to eat a vat of mustard and harvest the powerful lunar feminine energy of your menarche/stick it to the periodphobic God of the Old Testament by having sex during your period.

 

[valis]

You'd think she'd want things she might actually use.

 

[Bitch Cakes]

LOLWUT? Book based jobs like "teacher" "librarian", and "romance novelist" have all been seen as "feminine". Fuck, Belle of Beauty & The Beast was characterised as a book worm. You'd think that a Disney freak like Becky would have remembered that.

IF (and that's a migt big IF) this were true, her family probably did that so she'd be encouraged to go out and touch grass instead of burying her nose in another Baby Sitter's Club book.

Yeah, she's a fucking liar. In the US, being a bookworm is an extremely female-coded thing. Like, the whole YA genre (before it was co-opted by adult women in their 30s) is almost exclusively focused on young girls. Other than Harry Potter, I can't even remember seeing boys my age reading books, unless they were comics or about video games unless they wanted to get their asses kicked. (And FTR, kids who make fun of other kids for reading are assholes.)

Speaking of the Baby-Sitter's Club, Becky is such a Mallory (the worst member of the BSC that no one likes because she was a weird know-it all with bad social skills and unattractive glasses. IIRC, she was written out of the book series after being bullied b/c even the author hated her). She thinks she's a Kristy and desperately wishes she could he a Claudia or a Stacey, but she’s a total Mallory.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Nothing like having a baby to pwn your relatives

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Nothing like having a baby to pwn your relatives

If that ever happens then she'll soon realize that raising a child is a everyday 24/7/365 job and not a game.