Chris has been arrested

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Truthboi said:
It's because he thinks he'll get away with it whether he gets a slap on the wrist, believes the merge will happen, or someone will save him.
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Yeah, you’re probably right. I guess it’s just weird to see him be so calm and collected considering his history of violent outbursts. In a way it’s what we’ve come to expect of him and honestly I’m a little disappointed.
 
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Chinese LeBron James said:
Probably thinks he's getting off scot free like every other time he's been arrested.
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He's really good at avoiding responsibility so he's probably right to be smug. He'll probably be able to hop into a ward or like mentioned probation followed by prison. Really depends on how his appointed public defender decides to handle this one.
 
Didedodated WAMUU said:
We're literally getting "CWC's Bizarre Adventures Part 6 - Sonichu Ocean"
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Stahl said:
Like I said in the other arrest thread before it got nuked, it's like Chris thinks he's in a movie, more specifically the part of a movie where the hero is at his darkest moment before he gets saved by some Deus Ex Machina. He'll be in the courtroom, thinking about how he was just doing his mom a "favor" and how all these fools just don't understand anything, and then a big flash of light will come and all of his problems will be magically and instantly solved. Even if he winds up in jail, he'll just sit there going "Aaaannnyyy second now!" I wonder how long it'll take for his situation to sink in, if it does at all.
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Bro there's been child rapists who turned trans that got out of prison because of it. You're not understanding how powerful the trans card is and on top of that he has the autism card.
So his problems might actually be magically and instantly solved because of those things.
 
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Andrew Ryan said:
He looks strangely well. Like he think nothing will happen.
No Sonichu on it sadly.

Also "gender:female", could he actually got in a female prison? This would be a shitshow.
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Who knows what the fuck will happen. May stay in holding for the night before the figure out what to do with him.
 
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