Chris has been arrested

[Without A Gout]

People are worried about Chris chan in women's prison? Have you seen some of the people that get locked up in there? He's gonna get his fucking ass kicked regardless.

 

[FluorideHuffer]

I don’t really see the saga going much further from there. The most interesting thing that could happen next is whoever the hell buys that damn house.

But CWC vs The Commonwealth of Virginia is gonna be fucking funny. A real, honest to God, honorable fucking judge is going to have to look Chris in the eye, and tell him how it is.

beautiful world we live in

 

[Neil]

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(Poorly) AI-enhanced Chris for our viewing pleasure.

Those eyes say everything.

Good God, I've never seen the personification of such horror.

 

[Naota Nandaba]

Imagine, if you will. This disgusting creature, born of your own dna, waddling towards you prepared to unleash their lust unto you. You remember them, but you cant remember the nature of your relationship. They are approaching and you are unaware of the danger in store.

 

[Sniper Monkeys]

What a shirt for National Girlfriend Day.
Being arrested in this shirt... he ends his internet infamy where he began. It's tragically poetic.

 

[Childe]

Vote now on which mugshot is superior.

Which mugshot is better?

Vote Now! [Gamestop one] [Motherfucking one]

www.strawpoll.me

 

[The Double-Man]

Gender: Female

Or boyfriend-free "girls" depending on the prison.

Maybe he'll have to update the sign to say "Boyhood-free girl wanted"

 

[Limewire12]

he isn't going to be sent to jail.
Worst case, he is sent to a psychiatric hospital and be there for some years till they convince him Sonichu isn't real and there is no dimensional merge.
Chris is, officially, disabled. Through the eyes of the state, he is mentality challenged and therefore, he won't be accountable for the shit he has done. He will be painted as a crazy person.
But fear not, you guys are being pessimistic. This can be the end yes... or, the beginning of something even grander.

Yeah I agree any competent defense lawyer can easily make a huge point that Chris is insane

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris would think that felt good. What a degenerate.

 

[Kier]

And so we have it. The final season approaches it's climax

 

[Andrew Ryan]

So we know the animals are being taken care of, but what will happen to the home and all the belongings? There's YEARS of stuff just in his room alone.

 

[make_it_so]

Never paid too much attention to Chris, but this has been a wild ride. I never expected his journey to end with incestual rape and arrest while being livestreamed by an old GamerGate personality.

Well, all good things come to an end after all.

 

[Ulkesh]

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(Poorly) AI-enhanced Chris for our viewing pleasure.

Yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got myself into this mess. Well it all started when I met Leonard Bearstein…

 

[A Grey Cat]

State run psychiatric hospital. Chris is in jail regardless of where he's sent.

You've heard of the tunnel? the one we all go through sooner or later? At the end there's a door...and waiting for you on the other side of that door is either heaven or hell...This is that door.

 

[Nobunaga]

>rape someone
>they send you to a female prison
America is a fucking joke

 

[mr.moon1488]

They already are, Radfems on Twitter are sharing the arrest records stating Chris is female. They will absolutely flip out if he's sent to a women's prison.View attachment 2401143

Little did anyone know, the "merge" really meant turning terfs into national socialists.

 

[michael_bruh]

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Chris: damn dirty jerkcop I'll use my sonichu powers to defeat you and those damn dirty trolls one day

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

It ends the way it began: with cruel, heartless JERKOPS thwarting Chris's attempts to land a loving, honest sweetheart and proving that true love is illegal in Virginia.

 

[RolandD-10]

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(Poorly) AI-enhanced Chris for our viewing pleasure.

thank you magnificent bastard

 

[Arietis]

Honestly, a lot of people would have pegged Chris for a pedophile, but he ended up being almost the polar opposite.

To a pedo, a kid and a senile old woman unable to defend herself are one and the same. It's all about power.
Although seriously, sex predators take what they can get. This was clear 14-ish years ago with Megan, that girl dodged a cannonball.