Chris has been arrested

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

Do we know what he was arrested for?

Edit: I'm a retard for believing unconfirmed info

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-has-been-arrested.96810/post-9608486

Actual charge is "Held without Bail on Charge of Incest"

 

[Gorgar]

Die Chris.

Not before you.

 

[Hell's Garnish]

lets be real fellas,he just wanted to get some boyfriend free girls in prison.

 

[Witthel]

The Sonichu medallion is going to be in a drawer for a long time.

>inb4 he assaults an officer when they try and take it.

 

[BarbsOrgasmmmm]

I gotta ask.. @Null or someone fill me in, when did null start helping Chris? And surely there's some heat between piggy and him? Why?

 

[cubot]

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Holy fucking shit

Masterpiece.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

What I find interesting is how is recent mugshot looks compared to when he last got arrested. I don't know if it was because the first one was taken hours after they got arrested or what.

It kinda seems like Chris is putting on some sort of martyr act. Like, as if this is some movement where he'll be released eventually due to some movement.
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The way he stopped and talked to all those streamer idiots instead of doing what a normal person would do and just getting the fuck in the cop car tells me he really doesn't think he did anything wrong

 

[Gorgar]

Suspicion of Rape.

Source?

 

[Storm_Provider]

Dunno about you, but I’m kinda holding out for the Aryan Brotherhood arc.

American Christory X??

 

[Liber Pater]

I've signed up for Vinelink notifications on Chris-chan. Hopefully, this will make it easier to track his status as he moves through the "justice" system.

 

[Some JERK]

This ain't Los Angeles or New York. It may be in blue politics heavy Virginia, but it's still Virginia.

I dunno dude. I've spent some time in the North Carolina town that Mayberry was based on. Even they have modern police cruisers with partitions. Maybe they skipped on the partitions to put up that there fancy computer inmate data-base?

 

[BeltryOmega]

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tf is going on with that anatomy?

 

[Pyra]

Even if this dumbass goes in a damn mental hospital, the minute they hear him talk about some great beyond and fucking his mother. He's gonna get a foot up his ass.

American Horror Story Asylum Saga?

 

[Chazzed Up]

It's kind of astonishing to see how schizo Chris has gotten in the recent years leading up to this point. I hadn't followed him closely in a while since his antics became less funny as his inevitable dark future became clear. But I'd look at his demented Twitter posts sometimes and his delusions got so far out if control. It's not uncommon to see online spergs fixate on a particular fantasy world or character but Chris's ramblings took a turn toward 'homeless guy who thinks he's Jesus' rather than the old self-important arrested development tard.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

 

[Grundlejungle]

If Chris goes into gen pop, he's leaving in a body bag. There's no way he would be able to control himself in such a regimented environment. Guards and inmate will immediately hate him.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

we know chris can't afford a good lawyer

you think someone will organize a gofundme for legal service, and will degens donate?
or do you think some clout chasing troon lawyer will take the case for visibility?

 

[cubot]

The Sonichu medallion is going to be in a drawer for a long time.

The medallion heist, we'll need the entire Fast and Furious team.

 

[Motherf*cker]

Bitch-chan is going to be a real woman soon.

 

[HARSH NOISE]

Suspicion of Rape.

Don't listen to this retard, no one actually knows why Chris was cuffed and taken away. Could be anything from Barb's results coming back positive for tard mayo to Ralph and co. stirring up so much shit they got the cops to put him in protective custody.