Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

Renee better watch it - Tessie is firmly in the running as New Nurie as she pleases Jill with her hairdressing skills. Jill has always wanted an in-home hairdresser!
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Theories of Jill and Dave hightailing it from CPS intensify as Jill reveals that yes, they've already been on the road a while, with Kentucky being last week's stop. She's either lying to make it seem like they've been gone longer than they have (Ohio and Kentucky aren't that far away from each other), or she was using her house building pictures to make it seem like they were home when they were already gone.
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Renee better watch it - Tessie is firmly in the running as New Nurie as she pleases Jill with her hairdressing skills. Jill has always wanted an in-home hairdresser!
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Theories of Jill and Dave hightailing it from CPS intensify as Jill reveals that yes, they've already been on the road a while, with Kentucky being last week's stop. She's either lying to make it seem like they've been gone longer than they have (Ohio and Kentucky aren't that far away from each other), or she was using her house building pictures to make it seem like they were home when they were already gone.
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Weird. I wonder if they have IRS problems too
 
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Weird. I wonder if they have IRS problems too
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Surely they've taken a page from the Duggars and declared that all of their house, and all costs related to the RV and travel, are non-taxable religious activities (it's all part of Rodurigues Family Ministries!)

Of course, a decent audit would declare all of that as nonsense. There's no way they went through the proper procedures to ensconce their home and RV in a nonprofit entity.
 
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Surely they've taken a page from the Duggars and declared that all of their house, and all costs related to the RV and travel, are non-taxable religious activities (it's all part of Rodurigues Family Ministries!)

Of course, a decent audit would declare all of that as nonsense. There's no way they went through the proper procedures to ensconce their home and RV in a nonprofit entity.
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I bet so as well, they talk about people not wanting to work but these MFers are the biggest leeches.
 
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Has she ever been caught on camera without that horrific makeup? Her eyes are naturally fucking crazy, but the shitty, shitty makeup emphasizes it... right?


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She looks like she's got those Younique mascara spider lashes.
Has she ever mentioned selling Younique makeup? It's an MLM very popular with women like her, and if she's shilling one MLM, she's probably selling another one as well.
 
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Jill is still posting on a one week lag, so neither DCFS nor the tax man can track them down until Jill exhausts all available True(TM) Christian charity.

Another Rodlet has survived to their majority as an emaciated, skeletal wreck of a being. Phillip gets the girlfriend experience from Sweet Mama, with many uncomfortable side hugs in her tight, revealing skirt.

Isn't everything the Shakers did so cute? Too bad they're all burning in Hell, according to Jill! That's what you get when you live in a different time, interpreting the same Bible in a different way than Jill's parents did!
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multiverse said:
Jill is still posting on a one week lag, so neither DCFS nor the tax man can track them down until Jill exhausts all available True(TM) Christian charity.

Another Rodlet has survived to their majority as an emaciated, skeletal wreck of a being. Phillip gets the girlfriend experience from Sweet Mama, with many uncomfortable side hugs in her tight, revealing skirt.

Isn't everything the Shakers did so cute? Too bad they're all burning in Hell, according to Jill! That's what you get when you live in a different time, interpreting the same Bible in a different way than Jill's parents did!
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God damn shes condescending as hell. I say it a lot but yikes.
 
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Cheesegirl78 said:
She looks like she's got those Younique mascara spider lashes.
Has she ever mentioned selling Younique makeup? It's an MLM very popular with women like her, and if she's shilling one MLM, she's probably selling another one as well.
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A lot of MLMs have exclusivity clauses and will boot you out if you're found to be selling more than one. Not sure if Plexus has that policy but Younique does.
 
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Isn't everything the Shakers did so cute? Too bad they're all burning in Hell, according to Jill! That's what you get when you live in a different time, interpreting the same Bible in a different way than Jill's parents did!
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Why even go there if she has such beef with the way they worship Jesus? Did she just have the need to judge other people in person or something?
 
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Jill is still posting on a one week lag, so neither DCFS nor the tax man can track them down until Jill exhausts all available True(TM) Christian charity.

Another Rodlet has survived to their majority as an emaciated, skeletal wreck of a being. Phillip gets the girlfriend experience from Sweet Mama, with many uncomfortable side hugs in her tight, revealing skirt.

Isn't everything the Shakers did so cute? Too bad they're all burning in Hell, according to Jill! That's what you get when you live in a different time, interpreting the same Bible in a different way than Jill's parents did!
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Wow, definitely the dream 18th birthday outing of every American male.

He looks 13.
 
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They are a strict brand of southern Baptist. Most of the fundies we know and love followed Bill Gothard and his Institute in Basic Life Principles, or IBLP. Gothard published reams of books, lecture tapes, newsletters, and pamphlets on how to live every aspect of the purest Christian life, and had a huge following. The Duggars are the most famous example of Gotharddites, and Jill/co are in the same vein.

Of course, Gothard was known for shtupping young unmarried woman who were sent to him for advanced homemaking and purity lectures, whether they wanted to or not. It's always that, or they're secret gheys like Doug Phillips.
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Appreciated, kinda interested in the background and should read more about it. A common issue that emergent fundie syndicates seem to have is an almost schizophrenic personal relationship with theology, which makes the constant insults of other sects and denominations pretty hilarious (those damn dirty shakers!). The bible is an abstract text, and there's a reason that established religions dedicate thousands upon thousands of man-hours to theological questions and dogma. When you just try to wing it yourself, based on your illiterate personal interpretations or (even better) the interpretations of some grifting bible-belt whoremaster, it's bound to end up a rhetorically confusing mess.

I'm generally in favor of choose your own adventures Jesus, but an essential part of taking that approach should be having the humility to understand your interpretation is another one of many, that it is in fact highly personal, and that you are just as flawed as the next man who is attempting to integrate what is supposedly the word of God into their lives. Sadly, humility is not a strong suit of these kinds of loud-mouthed breeder Christians, which is doubly sad because unlike Catholics, Orthos, or even other large Protestant denominations, their stunning and brave renditions of Jesus' teachings are crapped out in a trailer somewhere with little to no concern for historical context or honest research.

Somewhat related... in my experience independent fundie types have unusual attitudes regarding food. I dunno if that's exactly what's going on here, but the bible has some harsh passages about having to work to eat, about food being earned and/or measured out by God's favor, and I've personally witnessed holy weirdos rationing as well as withholding food from their kids based on poorly articulated notions of whether they've "earned" it or not.
 
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Oh yeah, Jill is losing her shit having her golden child outside of her immediate reach - plus that soon-to-arrive baby. Jill is also pissed off that her "season of motherhood" has apparently ended, and if she could figure out a way to steal that baby which wouldn't bring censure raining down upon her for usurping Nathan's headship over Nurie and their children, she would do it in a flash. And punishing Nurie for leaving Sweet Mama by stuffing her in an airless attic and taking over the raising of her child has got to have occurred to Jill.

Speaking of, here's Nurie six months pregnant, in her caravan bathroom. She hasn't gained an ounce except for the baby. I find it interesting that Nathan and Nurie, unlike other young fundie couples, have decided to completely forgo having any sort of social media presence. I wonder if it's their best defense against Jill interfering with their lives; social media is crucial to MLM shit. And Jill announced that Nurie and Nathan had become her Plexus customers last fall - only to never speak of it again. No social media, no Plexus slaves.
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Anyway, the concrete has been poured in Nurie's future prison. The crew seems to be comprised of Mennonites, a rouge Amish dude or two, and some kids on rumspringa. The overhanging roof is a porch area; WHY they did not install some wooden columns to support that massive overhang weight is beyond me. But it's too late now, they would have to be installed before the concrete pour.

Of course, Jill is underfoot the whole time.
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This roof transition is concerning. They live in an area where it does snow in the winter; the weight of snow on that roof is going to be precarious on that un-supported overhang. In addition, there is a large gap (circled) in the transition between the two roofs. That gap is going to suck up water in between the structures and pour it straight into the addition's walls. In five years, they're going to have massive dry rot everywhe
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gingerthief said:
Has she ever been caught on camera without that horrific makeup? Her eyes are naturally fucking crazy, but the shitty, shitty makeup emphasizes it... right?


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She got a cosmetologist license in maybe the late 80’s, early 90’s, but don’t quote me on the timeframe. She’s still stuck in the 80’s/90’s with the sperm brows and dreadful eyeliner. She always wears that fungal green and I’ve watched her put it on….it’s like she’s punishing her lids and waterline for some crime. Looks like it hurts to do.
It has been suggested she also has an enlarged thyroid and that bugged eyes are often a sign. Combined with the clown makeup, she looks manic…and regardless of all that, she is bloody manic and unhinged.

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She looks like she's got those Younique mascara spider lashes.
Has she ever mentioned selling Younique makeup? It's an MLM very popular with women like her, and if she's shilling one MLM, she's probably selling another one as well.
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Nope, just plexus. That there is shitty dollar store fungal green eyeliner. She probably bought 50 of them in the 90’s and they’re still going strong.
 
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Putzbomb said:
Nope, just plexus. That there is shitty dollar store fungal green eyeliner. She probably bought 50 of them in the 90’s and they’re still going strong.
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Just a heads up, even if you're replying to multiple people, you can put all of the quotes and your responses in one post. It helps to avoid needless thread clutter.
 
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