Chris has been arrested

[Wormy]

I wish I had done something else with my life but I'm honored to be witnessing this moment in history.

Hey, for some of us, this is about as much internet history as we'll be able to make/be a part of. At least it's SOMETHING to my name, microscopic as it is.

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

Why is ethnicity unknown? Unless he brought up the Cherokee shit...

It was "caucasian" on the police website, but I'd suspect whatever you're referencing is a 3rd party database which is incomplete. The police website is down ATM though, probably because of excess traffic.

 

[Top Skink]

This.

People here forget; they've seen far crazier and far more degenerate than Chris chan. Yea, it'll be a tale to tell, but hardly their career defining moment.

Pretty much yea

Imagine being those fucking cops
spend all your days thanklessly patrolling the streets, dealing with all kinds of petty crime, wellness checks on Ethan Ralph and his extended white trash family, and most of all sighing as they go to deal with *another* nigger thing
...and then you get immortalized, shared infinitely, drawn and redrawn, turned into female waifu versions, reenactments, edits, etc., of you arresting some dumb literal motherfucking autist because some shitposters 15 years ago were bored online

 

[Jex]

What are the chances this goes to trial, Is Chris sensible enough to plea guilty if felony charges are levied against him?

 

[Gorgar]

But seriously what is this arc even called? The motherfucker arc? Incest arc?

Incest is Destructive

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Why would he be fit to stand trial in his debt trials and his trespassing trials, but not in this one?

I don't think Chris was arrested today for what he did to Barb. I think he was arrested for not leaving the motel when they asked him to vacate. I bet the cops found a way to get him off the street without committing to prosecuting for the whole shebang. They'll figure out when it comes time to release Chris for this minor infraction if they have evidence to charge on the Barb stuff. They may handle it all hush hush under the table with an agreement.

Call the Henrico County Jail. They’ll tell you he’s been booked in there for a charge of Incest out of Green County. No bond.
Chris is going to be transported back to Green County, interrogated by Green County detectives, the Green County DA is going to decide what additional charges might be filed depending on what detectives get out of the interrogation, and then Chris will be arraigned and his bail amount set.

 

[Quijibo69]

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Some guy on Reddit met Chris days before his arrest. Nothing interesting happened, apparently, though what’s striking is Chris’ state.

Honestly, we’ve all seen how rough he has looked throughout the last few years, though there’s something seriously eerie about the way he looks. He looks as though something’s been weighing down on him.

I can see her moobies, it burns!

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

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Some guy on Reddit met Chris days before his arrest. Nothing interesting happened, apparently, though what’s striking is Chris’ state.

Honestly, we’ve all seen how rough he has looked throughout the last few years, though there’s something seriously eerie about the way he looks. He looks as though something’s been weighing down on him.

that legit looks like lingerie. was he prepping for Barb?

 

[ChonkyNeko]

unfortunately this thread is moving too quick for everyone to see the posts of people who have called to confirm chris's arrest but here:
Chris is being charged with "Incest", and being held without bail.
this was confirmed by a henrico county deputy @9:41pm est

Oh shit, does that mean Barb's rape kit was indeed confirmed positive?

 

[Observotron]

unfortunately this thread is moving too quick for everyone to see the posts of people who have called to confirm chris's arrest but here:
Chris is being charged with "Incest", and being held without bail.
this was confirmed by a henrico county deputy @9:41pm est

So you're saying they're not charged with rape and will most likely be walking the streets within the week?

 

[c-beams]

Looks like the people who put their money on "Jail" are about to collect...

Will they allow conjugal visits?

 

[HARSH NOISE]

Chris is being charged with "Incest", and being held without bail.
this was confirmed by a henrico county deputy @9:41pm est

Do you have -any- proof of this whatsoever?

 

[Shitpiss Babylord]

We live in such interesting times

 

[Childe]

I will fully admit to reality being a simulation if somehow Chris ends up in the Supreme Court over this incest tranny bullshit. There’s no way a logical reality could play out like this.

 

[ChonkyNeko]

But seriously what is this arc even called? The motherfucker arc? Incest arc?

I called it the "Incestchu" arc.

 

[Mister Mint]

Aren't we getting a little too ahead? I don't think he'll get raped in jail tonight. Don't they have cops watching?

Even if they don't do we really think HE is going to be the most scrumptious piece of ass in that holding cell?

 

[1guy1drill]

Anyone have any thoughts on this? Is this really a possibility, or is it just wishful thinking at best?

 

[Helen Henny]

Since the charge is apparently incest and not rape does this mean Barb is being arrested too?

 

[dramamine]

Do you have -any- proof of this whatsoever?

you can call the county jail after hours line yourself

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

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Tyrone is going to annihilate that boyfriend-free girl in the shower room.