Chris has been arrested

[Goofy Goober]

Whyre you dumbfucks freaking out about the possibility of Chris going to a women’s prison lol
The only reason he raped barb is because she was too old and senile to fight back, you really think some giant bulldyke in prison for drug trafficking is gonna let fatass rape her?

Chris being locked up with females is his dream, the opposite is his nightmare. Some will get a sense of justice if he goes to male jail. Personally I think the lack of vidya and toys will be enough to make him break in jail.

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

this seems to be the perception people have about chris ending up in a female prison
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I don't think actual females would take kindly to a tranny-creature in their cell block, let alone convict feminoids.

 

[On a Journey]

Why is he smiling like that in the mugshot? It's creeping me out.

Edit: I am a retard who saw an edited photo. His expression in the real mugshot still looks off to me though.

 

[deathray44]

But what about his little pony convention, won't the police let him have 2 ore weeks so he can attend the con and give away his shitty drawings.
Fuck him, I don't give a shit if he identifies as female or not put him in big boy jail with the other rapists and elderly abusers,

I'm just glad it's finally all over.

 

[CupcakeBitch]

This isn’t the phone number, I just called and it’s just security. The two phone numbers the gentleman gave me are (804) 652 1120 and (804) 501 5720 I will record myself calling and asking about chris if no one else is up for it

If you do ask if they are aware of the crazy people stalking chris for an interview who would most likely try to record any court procedures.

 

[RurkerHivemind]

Well.......


I am at a loss for words due to these recent events.

I don't know what to feel at the moment and the last time I felt this way was when Michael Jackson died.

Yeah. It has been a surreal past few days and I cannot believe what has transpired.

Godspeed fellow Kiwis.

 

[Dirty Diamond]

The Consequences Arc

This is the right name for the arc.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Thats one dumb motherfucker in that video, and I am not talking about Chris though the description still applies.

 

[YMB]

I fucking LOL'd when I saw Gender: Female next to that picture of an obviously retarded man. My guess is they just capitulate to that shit so they can just move ahead and focus on their work without a bunch of sjw fags constantly giving them hell for acknowledging reality.

It really should say

Gender: Female
Biological Sex: MALE

 

[michael_bruh]

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Okay faggot

Joined less then an hour ago

 

[SofondaCox]

If he hasn't been seen by the magistrate, which is possible on a weekend, he may not have had a bail set.

If the warrant was issued with no bail, that's another matter.

Either way, I'm still in shock.

 

[Gorgar]

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Okay faggot

Why did it take you at least an hour?
Do you live in a different time zone?

 

[Spectrum]

You'd think after his prior two arrests, the Virginia jail system would be briefed on how to handle his incareration and all the baggage that comes with it.

Now I'm picturing a morning briefing with the shift change and the captain seriously telling everyone "Alright, we're bringing Chris Chan in today, you all know what that means. We'll need all hands on deck."

 

[Black Yoshi]

The real question is who's ready to give him conjugal visits?

Won't be Sockness

 

[immigrant32]

 

[Eichsterd123]

this didn't take long.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

If women's prison weren't enough of a Penal Colony it will be once Chris electric shuffles his fat ass in there.

 

[Gentleman Racist]

Is there any local media coverage of it yet?

 

[Vohzd]

virginia law says if his defense can prove all of this was because of his autism he'll just get parole

Good luck with that, I doubt his lawyer will be able to get a single extenuating circumstance based on him being a sped. He knew damn well what he was doing and that it was wrong. My bet is Chris get 10-15 for incest and rape by the time this is all done.

 

[Ethelokia]

reposting my comment from the old thread.

People are talking about this like its the end, but really it isn't.

Even if Chris goes to jail he is unlikely to die there. This story will continue for decades, it only ever really ends when Chris dies.

If this was a movie, this is where the credits might roll, arc complete, lesson learned, closure. But this isn't a movie, its real life. The real existential horror comes from realizing that we aren't going to be saved here by an endcard, no "that's all folks!", we will bear witness to the long and painful consequences of Chris' decisions for decades hence. For those who have been following Chris for a decade, there will be no closure from this, the show will go on no matter how much we might wish this was just another movie or book coming to a controlled conclusion.

Yeah this isn’t even close to the end. This isn’t the final saga lmao.