Chris has been arrested

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I know we've literally all seen this fucking thing, but man.

If this isn't the greatest fucking way to tell a story, that I've ever seen, I don't know what is.
 
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Wikipedia said:
This made me laugh more then it should have, for who I think will win. I would say no one, the house probably is stained by the smell of ejaculate and rotting brains. I dont think anyone is willing to pay property tax for it.
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We have more than enough people with a religious devotion to Chris Chan that will pay large amounts of money to own anything that was 'his', a little bit like Chris Chan's obsession with buying lego and Nintendo vidya.
 
Uncle Meat said:
If he's found guilty, he will be put on the sex offenders list. Will they allow sex offenders in group homes for retarded people? If he gets put in a home it's going to be for sex offenders. Every nightmare spawns a new nightmare!
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They do allow sex offenders into group homes for the disabled. I knew someone who worked at one and the staff had to be notified to keep a male resident away from minors due to him molesting some kid at church a few years ago. He was on the sex offenders list/website.

(My friend thought the guy was so gross and would molest again if given the chance so he posted the guys sex offender webpage around the neighborhood one night to make sure the neighborhood parents were aware of him)
 
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DogZero said:
reposting my comment from the old thread.

People are talking about this like its the end, but really it isn't.
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Honestly, the reason why me and many other peopel think this is the end is because not only no matter the outcome, we won't be hearing much from him anymore. He will no longer be able to get into his usual antics due to a lack of freedom or resources, and his internet access will be limited.

Plus, if he's going to jail, there is a very, very, very likely chance that he'll die in there. Prison is a harsh environment, and he just doesn not have the nerves or charisma necessary to get people to watch his back, he'll be an easy target for other inmates to use and abuse, which will probably end up driving him to suicide, or he'll get murdered by the other inmmates for whatever reason criminals think is a good one to kill a man.
 
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WutangLee said:
That was a bad presentation of the question. The issue is one is a mentally ill schizophrenic manchild that believes he's dating inter dimensional gods. and the other is a dementia ridden senile dinosaur who's ghost has left the body. Even if Barb as unrelated to Chris, this would still be next level fucked up
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fair but they would have hung up on him. What they say instead is actually pretty out there even for lolberts. They are totally cool with raping vegetables.
 
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