Chris has been arrested

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The Whore of Babylon said:
it's very possible they send him to a mental institution but those places can be even worse than prison, since theyre generally underfunded shitholes where underpaid staff run after murderers too insane to convict. this isnt chris getting off lightly in any terms, many inmates who played the insanity card to get into an institution often attempt to leave as soon as they get there because of how fucking horrendous life is in there.
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He would be the retard the other retards avoid because he is too crazy
 
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Choosing to believe everyone affirming that he’s being charged with incest, how mainstream do you think the coverage of this is going to be? With how outrageous this outcome is, I have a hard time believing this will stay in the general CWC bubble.

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If all that comes out of this situation is this retard patting himself on the back by calling someone who raped his elderly mother regularity for a month the “Doucebag of the Day”, I’ll be happy.
 
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I am wondering if they are gonna put It in a female prison or a male facility, given it is a risk of sexual assault to other female inmates.

Either way it's probably best that it's in a secure facility.
 
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Chuck's Fuck and Suck said:
Don't worry, I'm sure they'll put her birth name on the tombstone.
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Not like this whole affair hasn't been an affair more sobering than the pope on a Sunday, but the reality is that I don't think Chris is going to have a name on his headstone. Nobody in his family wants him and when he dies, unless he donates his body to science he'll be cremated and buried in a potter's field. He certainly won't bother buying his own end-of-life arrangements.
Spectrum said:
This is a fucking lolcow nexus event. You don't have to prepare shit, the weens and spergs will be in attendance it's open to public. Sadly, if it goes to trial it'll probably be on Zoom or something.
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The biggest thing to happen in Ruckersville in decades.
 
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LettuceMan said:
What are the odds of him going to genpop? Rapists are low on the totem pole but man o man this will be a case study of an actual mother fucker‘s treatment in the prison system.
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I would say if he goes to genpop, he's FUCKED. Criminals might be criminals, but if I'm correct of them hate rapists, pedophiles, elder abusers, and the like. The second they find out Chris raped his elderly mother, his bullseye is gigantic. They might end up sending Chris to solitary unless they're cool with him getting shanked.
 
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What should have happened when Null found out
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“And you get to tend the sonichus.”
Chris giggled with happiness. “An’ live off the fat of the land’.”
"Yes.”
Chris turned his head
“No, Chris. Look down across the river, like you can almost see the place.”
Chris obeyed him. Null looked down at the gun.
There were crashing footsteps in the brush now. Chris turned and looked towards them.
“Go on, Josh. When we gonna do it?”
“Gonna do it soon.”
Chris said, “I thought you was mad at me, Josh.”
“No,” said Null. “No, Chris. I ain’t mad. I never been mad, an’ I ain’t now. That’s a thing I want ya to know.”
The voices came close now. Null raised the gun and listened to the voices.
Chris begged, “Le’s do it now. Le’s get that place now.”
And Null raised the gun and steadied it, and he brought the muzzle of it close to the back of Chris’s head. The hand shook violently, but his face set and his hand steadied. He pulled the trigger.
 
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John Gotti said:
will there be a mad at the internet stream on friday? i know null was on nick's livestream talking about something to do with a temporary youtube ban
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I’m late and gay and not sure if you got your answer already but Null streams on two other platforms. trolo and odyssey— you can find the links to them on his YouTube community tab or probably somewhere else

it’s getting late here and I’m doing my last catching up for the night. The stream is gonna be wild. So glad I got to be apart of this fucking ride with you guys, even if I kind of want to get off of it.
 
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