Chris has been arrested

[Optimus Prime]

You'd be surprised what female prisons are like and the type of women who end up there. Most of them are a significant threat to him more than he could ever imagine being to them. He will probably end up being raped by multiple women if he ends up in a female prison.

Which I guess is kind of heaven for a sex deprived autist like Chris...

Reminds me of a story I heard about some reality TV show where they had men and women on two separate islands in some kind of 'survival' situation.

The men had all made peace with each other and had built a fucking tiki bar.

The women were all at each other's throats and had skipped right to the end of Lord of the Flies in terms of being a hair's breadth from killing each other.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

What is his first prison tat going to be?

 

[BayView]

I heard if you draw sonichu on a mirror and chant "JUUULLLLAAAAAYYY" three times, chris chan himself will come and anally molest you

 

[Tohn Jitor]

I did this so no one else has to call, please don't.

Chris Chan Jail Call/Status (02/08/2021)

www.youtube.com

>uhhhhh hello
>uhhh hello?
>click click click click click click
>uhhh.... is there.... any other information...

Holy shit dude you turned a 10 second call into 2 minutes, are you on drugs?

 

[ManInTheBlarms]

I love the "please I already called them, don't do it anymore" from people who are like the 50th to call already.

Hot tip: DON'T. CALL. ANYBODY.

 

[Pyra]

What is his first prison tat going to be?

Sonichu of course.

 

[Luz Noceda]

I did this so no one else has to call, please don't.

Chris Chan Jail Call/Status (02/08/2021)

www.youtube.com

I wonder if that lady will get into trouble for using him pronouns.

 

[BayView]

Pretty sure most lawfags have been saying incest is a punishable offense of up to 1-20 years in prison based on the severity. I think son-on-mother is a bit more severe tho correct me if I'm wrong.

right but what about the fact he stole money from barb's account?

 

[crackerchrist]

This seems to be moving at a breakneck pace, how long was it between Chris' incest messages/audio recording being leaked and the arrest?

 

[Henry Wyatt]

A legit hate crime? or a hate crime because he hated it?

well I hated it

 

[Jutsuka]

What is his first prison tat going to be?

Big fat fuckin' sonichu tramp-stamp

 

[Wormy]

Chris is gonna get raped in the ass by a nigger before he becomes an hero

Only if he ends up in gen pop, which I doubt. If he goes inside for any length, he's likely going to ad-seg.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

man. chris will probably be unrecognizable after incarceration. he is going to snap.

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thanks for doing this and not asking for battletoads or some shit.

 

[SensitiveThug]

You just found this out?

No? Just replying to the endless posts of people sperging out thinking he’s going to be placed in one.

 

[Clownery]

I heard if you draw sonichu on a mirror and chant "JUUULLLLAAAAAYYY" three times, chris chan himself will come and anally molest you

Well thats one way to break him out of prison I suppose

 

[Suburban Bastard]

You say that like there hasn't been 50 pages of people screaming he's going to get the insanity defense, raping women in prison, mother daughter incest isn't a crime, etc? stop trying to gatekeep autism

I will ridicule whoever I damn please.

 

[kc01]

What is his first prison tat going to be?

His mom, of course.

 

[Male Idiot]

I can't even think on how this will go. Fun times ahead.

Merge is on baby!

 

[Dirty Diamond]

Still trying to catch up, but Chris will not be put in a women’s prison.

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Oh thank god.

 

[D4C]

What is his first prison tat going to be?

Ersatz Medallion, perhaps?